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@JonMisterek

You know me? You know what's up! gave up the taxi for a shuttle bus. Got better clients. Disgruntled vet who is a lot of fun to be around

Sunrise Manor, NV Katılım Nisan 2018
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okay that's enough internet today
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Headshok1962
Headshok1962@Headshok1962·
Great advice
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Tiffany Fong
Tiffany Fong@TiffanyFong·
75 DAYS SINCE I QUIT GAY ASS VAPING 🎉
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Taxi Guy@JonMisterek·
here we go again......
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Taxi Guy@JonMisterek·
EDM AND SJS LOST ( prolly ) ALSO
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Taxi Guy@JonMisterek·
well owwww
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Taxi Guy@JonMisterek·
@frenbilt audio from scammer payback : Priceless
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WOW: TRUMP REVOKES 200,000 INDIAN CDLS WITH THE PRIME MINISTER OF INDIA ON THE PHONE
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Taxi Guy@JonMisterek·
@Zeeeegs can we get Bobrovsky in an even trade ???
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Zeegs@Zeeeegs·
With all love for him & what he's done for the club. I think it's time to say goodbye to Hill this offseason
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Taxi Guy@JonMisterek·
Akira is not happy right now. Hill was exhausted five starts in a row
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@Zeeeegs boys have left already for this road trip!
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Zeegs@Zeeeegs·
It's 3-0 Utah in the first ten minutes of the first period. Pull Hill, and I want Bruce Cassidy to SCREAM at these players. What the hell is this effort?
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Taxi Guy@JonMisterek·
oh look the other game right now
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Whiplash347@Whiplash437·
CANCER HAS BEEN CURED Ivermectin & Fenbendazole cure cancer. Pass it on. BREAKING NEWS: First-in-the-World Ivermectin, Mebendazole and Fenbendazole Protocol in Cancer has been peer-reviewed and published on Sep.19, 2024! The future of Cancer Treatment starts NOW. My thanks to lead authors Ilyes Baghli and Pierrick Martinez for their incredible inspired work, FLCCC’s Dr.Paul Marik for his extensive work on repurposed drugs and every co-author who worked hard to bring this paper to life. I hope that this peer-reviewed paper lays the groundwork for a brand new future for Cancer Treatment. Many of you know that I have been helping thousands of Cancer patients with high dose Ivermectin, Mebendazole, and Fenbendazole
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Adio
Adio@Adiofreak·
Japanese Reporter: “why didn’t you tell us before you bombed Iran” Trump:”who knows better about surprises than Japan, why didn’t you tell us before you bombed Pearl Harbor” HOKY FUCK 😭😭😭
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Katelyn Bowden Ⓥ
Katelyn Bowden Ⓥ@medus4_cdc·
My teenager said she wants to watch an "old school horror movie" I suggested "House on Haunted Hill" with Vincent Price. She said "no, I was thinking something classic, like The Blair Witch Project" Anyway, I'm going to die of old age any day now
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Tony Lane 🇺🇸
Tony Lane 🇺🇸@TonyLaneNV·
18 YEARS OLD… 25 YEARS IN PRISON A Texas teen just got hit with 25 years for a convenience store robbery. The judge made it clear - probation wasn’t even on the table due to his previous record while being held in jail. Said he didn’t have a real chance at success outside. His family broke down in court as the sentence was handed down. At 18… your whole life is just starting - But one decision can change everything forever. Do you think this sentence fits the crime… or is it too much? ⬇️ 🇺🇸
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A woman, upset that her husband came home late from golf again, decided to teach him a lesson. She left a note on the dresser that read: “I’ve had enough. I’m leaving you. Don’t try to find me.” Then she hid under the bed to watch his reaction. Soon, her husband came home. She heard him moving around, then he entered the bedroom, picked up the note, and read it. After a moment, he scribbled something on the paper and made a phone call. “She’s finally gone. Yep, it’s about time. I’m on my way now,” he said happily. He grabbed his keys and left. Furious, the woman crawled out from under the bed, grabbed the note, and read what he had written: “I can see your feet. We’re out of bread. Be back in five minutes.”
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@DoctorLemma I've seen those chest monsters bare and they ARE amazing
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Dr. Lemma
Dr. Lemma@DoctorLemma·
She was arrested nineteen times. She cracked a kneecap, broke her tailbone, and fractured three ribs. And she never once regretted any of it. Morganna Roberts grew up in Kentucky, USA, abandoned by her mother as a baby, raised by her grandmother, sent to a boarding school, and ran away at thirteen with nowhere to go. She survived on the streets of Baltimore before finding work in nightclubs. By her late teens she was performing across the country. Then in August 1969, at a baseball game in Cincinnati, a friend dared her for five dollars to run onto the field and kiss a player. She kissed Pete Rose, one of baseball's biggest stars, on the cheek. He called her a name she couldn't repeat. The next night he found her at her show and apologised with flowers. A sportswriter in Cincinnati the following morning wrote the headline: "Bandit steals kiss from Pete Rose." That was the day Morganna the Kissing Bandit was born. She spent the next thirty years doing it again and again. Baseball fields. Basketball courts. Hockey rinks. She kissed Nolan Ryan, a pitcher so dominant he held the world record for strikeouts. She kissed Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, the all-time leading scorer in NBA basketball history. She kissed George Brett, a baseball legend, twice. He showed up at her show three weeks later and kissed her back. When she was once charged in court, her lawyer argued she hadn't intended to run onto the field at all. He told the judge that with her particular figure, she had simply leaned over the rail to watch the game, and gravity had done the rest. The judge laughed and dismissed the case. Her fame earned her millions. Her own baseball card. A display at the sport's Hall of Fame. A share in a minor league team. Her own brand of peanuts. She retired in 2000 and has lived quietly in Ohio ever since.
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Wall Street Apes
Wall Street Apes@WallStreetApes·
Mayor Zohran Mamdani announces he would like to lower the speed limit to just 20mph on ALL STREETS in New York City A 20 mph speed limit would make it much easier to ticket everyone who drives a car all the time to pay for his socialist agenda Yes, this is real
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Sophia ❣️
Sophia ❣️@KeruboSk·
Apparently there are people who wake up before their alarm… and just get up. Just one alarm. No snooze. No struggle. Explain yourselves. How do you do that?
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