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@Bridget_P0pe @GailsMiddleName @aintscarylarry Oh...kind of like Renee Good?

@GailsMiddleName @aintscarylarry Ashli Babbit was a criminal in the act of committing a crime. She ignored orders to stop and did not

trump says his January 6 terrorists must be compensated because their families were destroyed. Oh really? The families of the cops they killed would like a word. All you MAGA fucks can shut the fuck up about “law and order” and “backing the blue” forever.

@XpressTR Obviously the earth is flat and the ship is just sinking.

Bir adam, Dünya’nın düz değil eğimli olduğunu göstermek için uzaklaşan bir yolcu gemisini kayda aldı. Gemi, mesafede eşit şekilde küçülmek yerine ufuk çizgisinin ardında yavaş yavaş gözden kayboldu.

@Scott_Weidig @RepJackKimble How about the "Do your F-ing job or get the F out" platform.

We do have this, it’s called voting. That is the way for you to get support. Stop whining about your salary. That’s three times higher for half of the days worked than the average American. The fact that you’re experiencing some discomfort should make you realize what everybody else is really living through based on the decisions and the fights and the bloated bills that you all keep passing…

If we were to create a totally voluntary way for you to support Congress, which platform would you feel most comfortable using?

@RepJackKimble But we already have real idiots in Congress!!!

Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.

@Milajoy They are also trying to pass the "No stiff sock" bill. If it passes, a lot of teenage boys are going to be in trouble.

@BreitbartNews I am almost certain right now that there is a lot more material that would implicate Dan Goldman in some aspect of Jeffrey Epstein's sex trafficking conspiracy.

Rep. Dan Goldman (D-NY): "I am almost certain right now that there is a lot more material that would implicate Donald Trump in some aspect of Jeffrey Epstein's sex trafficking conspiracy. And I don't mean necessarily that Donald Trump is guilty of being a co-conspirator, but he was involved in some way, and perhaps in more ways than have been we even know about. And that is being covered up."

@GnosisWolf That is not the proper way to detrailer a boat.

Ok, so what did this guy do wrong? Far too impatient obviously, but what else?

@WilliamHut95446 @LangmanVince This is a California boat. The cocks were removed.

@LangmanVince Obviously someone forgot to close the sea cocks, what surprises me, there appears to be no power on board, no bilge pump activation, no emergency attempts to rectify the situation

If you think that you're having a bad day, wait until the end!

@ClownWorld Those prices are outrageous. There are some people in poor countries that don't have rocks. They long for a rock to call their own. The rich hording rocks needs to stop!!

A woman at the stone yard completely shocked because they’re charging $175 for a small irregular boulder and $229 for a medium one. She’s walking around zooming in on the price tags going ‘do people actually pay $175 for a fucking rock?’ and ‘it gets better… these ones are $229’ while losing her mind over it. Plain rocks on pallets. Nothing special. She even says they’re not fucking gold, it’s just a rock.

@RonFilipkowski And yet I bet you were a huge Fetterman supporter when he had a stroke while running for office, thinking he would make a great Democrat.

Fetterman just finds the issue that Dems are most upset about each day, takes the opposite side, then goes on Fox to call it TDS. On the rare occasions he can put two sentences together coherently. Rise, repeat. It’s boring. Tired. Classless. Useless. Like Fetterman.

@r2d2c3poacco Liberal media: Women interrupts mud bath of indigenous wildlife.

ハイキング中の女性が泥の中で窒息しそうになり疲れ果てて鳴く羊を発見。角を掴んで何とか引き上げたものの、まるでスポンジがたっぷりと泥を含んだような毛は重く、このままでは生き残れないと思った彼女は近くの水辺で泥を落としてやったそうだ。パーソナルトレーナー として働く彼女の運動能力が役立ったと後の新聞記事には書かれていた。カッコいい。そして助けてくれてありがとう。 reddit.com/r/totallywicke…

@allenanalysis It is interesting that liberals once thought MTG was the devil herself and claimed that everything she said was a lie. Now that she is on the oust with Trump, they cling onto every word she says.

Marjorie Taylor Greene admitted Trump personally blocked the Epstein files. “He fought the hardest to STOP these files from being released.” Not Democrats. Not the deep state. Not the DOJ. Trump. The same Trump whose administration orchestrated a government shutdown to delay their release. The same Pam Bondi in contempt of Congress for hiding them. It was always him.

@GigglingGanon Cop: "Any weapons on you"? Woman: "Yeah, my mouth". Cop "I can see that". Absolutely classic!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This woman believes you need to show papers to justify and identify on her demand or else. This incident features 80-year-old Libby Beisel, who decided to play deputy at a Florida Publix. After harassing a man about his service dog—specifically demanding to see "proof" and a vest—the situation took a dark turn. According to the owner and the bodycam admission, Beisel didn't just stop at verbal harassment; she actually kicked the service animal. ​The Conflict: Beisel confronted the owner because the dog wasn’t wearing a vest. Under the ADA, service animals are not required to wear vests, and owners are not required to carry "papers" or "proof." ​The Action: Claiming the dog "jumped on her," Beisel admitted on camera to kicking the animal. Witnesses and the owner tell a different story, noting the dog was behaving appropriately. ​The Arrest: When the deputy arrived, Beisel’s sarcasm didn't help her case. She was arrested and charged with Animal Cruelty and Battery. ​The Reality Check: You can't demand legal documentation that doesn't exist, and you certainly can't assault a service animal because you don't understand the law. ​Age isn't a "get out of jail free" card when you start kicking dogs and harassing citizens. Watching her go from mocking the officer to being cuffed is the definition of "play stupid games, win stupid prizes."

@Dudley4Oregon Under ORS 162.015–162.025, it is illegal for a public official to offer a benefit to influence another person’s decision in an official or political capacity. A government job is unquestionably a “benefit.” Why are you not demanding her prosecution???

There’s a reason Tina Kotek called me personally last December and tried to convince me not to run for Governor. Because she knows I’m the only candidate who can beat her in November. She knows Oregonians are ready to move beyond partisan politics and unite around real change. She knows my last campaign came closer than any Republican gubernatorial campaign in nearly 40 years, falling short by just over 1% and delivering the closest Governor’s race in over 70 years. And she knows I will make her a one-term governor. Oregon is ready for new leadership, new energy, and a Governor focused on results, accountability, and bringing people together. The choice is simple: me or another four years of Tina Kotek. Vote for me in the Republican Primary by May 19th.

@RoKhanna Typical Democrat. Does not get their way so they cheat.

The next Democratic White House does not need a court reform commission like some college seminar. We need action. We need term limits for Justices. We need to expand this morally bankrupt Court from 9 to 13.

@SenPeterWelch Did you launch an investigation when Biden pardoned members of his own family? If not, then you are a partisan hypocrite.

I’m launching an investigation into President Trump’s pardons.

@Oregonian Did the public get a say when hunting was restricted?

The Trump administration just quietly lifted hunting restrictions at more than 75 federal lands — and critics say the public never got a say oregonlive.com/environment/20…

The Oregon Labor Federation endorsed Gov. Tina Kotek for re-election. Gov. Kotek is a key partner in fighting for progress towards a fair and just economy. Make sure you cast your vote by May 19! oregonlabor.org/vote

@theskoilet @LincolnSquareHQ @HomelandDems Yours did...many times.

@LincolnSquareHQ @HomelandDems Happy Mother’s Day to Renee 🙏🏿 As for the rest of the Trumptards in the comments, your moms shoulda swallowed.

Happy Mother’s Day to Renée Good. Today, we honor her memory, her courage, & the ultimate sacrifice she made. She should be here with her babies today, but her legacy lives on in the people she loved, the lives she touched, & the continued fight for a more compassionate & just world. 💐

@Will80910884 @Harriwxu3 Good job of telling us you know nothing about road construction without actually saying you know nothing about road construction. "It is better that people think you are an idiot that to post something on the internet and remove all doubt" - Abe Lincoln

@Harriwxu3 No wonder the roads suck.

Picking out cold chunks..