Jonathan Lowe #FBPE 🇪🇺#FBPA #FBPPR

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was

I’m rewatching the #LUFC game. Kilman’s foul on Stach is ridiculous. The ‘he got his shot away’ so the defender is at liberty to hit him (in this case with such reckless force that it causes ligament damage) - is one of the worst myths in football. VAR deemed it a ‘natural coming together’. Ally McCoist said: “I’m happy that’s not been given a foul”. Literally 5 minutes later, Lukas Nmecha dives in to try and tackle Disasi. Disasi ‘got his pass away.’ Nmecha didn’t actually touch him unlike the foul on Stach. Ally McCoist: “He’s definitely late, I wasn’t sure he caught him.. no he doesn’t catch him, but that’s not to say he doesn’t fall awkwardly or land awkwardly.” VAR called it a reckless challenge. Result Nmecha got a yellow card - Disasi totally fine obviously because he wasn’t actually touched, and didn’t fall awkwardly. So - if it’s in the outfield and a pass and you get your pass away - then get tackled - even if it’s not actually bad - it’s a yellow card. But if it’s in the penalty box - and you get your shot away - then it’s a ‘natural coming together’ - even if you get injured by your opponent. That is the very definition of inconsistent. And it doesn’t help when the analyst is parroting a myth that has permeated football. Stach’s ankle was caught in between Kilman’s legs - that’s how Struijk broke Harvey Elliot’s ankle a couple of seasons back. Kilman slid in with excessive speed and force with a disregard for the safety of Stach - the very description of a reckless challenge - endangering an opponent. It should not matter whether a shot or pass had been completed. It should not matter whether it is outside the box or in the box. It absolutely should matter if there was any actual contact or not. In one case a guy has ligament damage the extent of which we do not know but it could be season ending - you can’t tell without a scan. In another case the player was not touched at all - but gets an Oscar nomination for exceptional acting in a supporting role. This is why 75% of fans hate VAR. It’s not because referees don’t need more help - they do. It’s because consistent rationale and logic isn’t being applied, while myths are being perpetuated- and it doesn’t help when respected media figures with massive platforms are helping to spread the myth (VAR have the broadcast feed as well as their own footage).

@AdrianT_01 @BCFC Birmingham City, more dives than jaques cousteau

@fesshole Last bit’s the real fess. Shame on you.

I weigh myself before and after taking a shit then log the resulting daily shit weight in a little book. I have ten years data on my output which I regularly analyse. Otherwise I'm a regular guy, Conservative Parish Councillor and justice of the peace

From the basement of their mothers’ houses, surrounded by discarded pizza boxes, Paul & Julian offer a considered take on #TeamGB performance at #MilanoCortinaOlympics2026

Quote of the decade. It took me a minute to realize the significance of it. "We are taking the sign out of the window." Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney.

I'm seriously starting to question the credibility of the FIFA Peace Prize.

@LePapillonBlu2 Especially. Hell yes.

Are you in favor of releasing the Epstein's files, even if it leads to the imprisonment of the President of the United States?

@TheAthleticFC They've had to invent a trophy to keep the Man Baby happy, he really is pathetic, and FIFA are such a corrupt, weak bunch of pissweasles

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And still waiting…

@CamillaTominey It’s as witless to call Mamdani a communist as it would be to call Kemi Badenoke a fascist. This hyperbolic language is tiresome and childish, and professional journalists should do better.

@CamillaTominey Incorrect. And you know it you dog whistler.

It’s called Communism, BBC. Jesus wept

As the Huntingdon train hero is named as Samir Zitouni, our thoughts and prayers are with all right wing racist fuckwits at this difficult time.

@DesignsLucylou @fesshole Best answer ever

@fesshole Don't move in. Let him and his doggos enjoy their lives with someone else who will appreciate them.

More of a call for advice than a fess: My BF and I are about to move in together, but he has 2 dogs that he calls his "children" and I don't think I can deal with that level of delusion day in and day out. Aside from that, we're perfect together. What do I do?

Hello Mr. President! Out of curiosity, did those doctors ask you to draw a clock by any chance? Was that part hard for you, too? Asking for 340 million people.

@kateferguson4 A woman going after another woman on a trivial clothing point. Sad and disrespectful? That’s you that is. Oh it’s the despicable S*n. 🙄

Sian Berry, Green MP, is wearing trainers to the Commons. Shows a sad disrespect for the Palace of Westminster which she is so lucky to work in.

@kateferguson4 'lucky to work in'? She was elected, you dim scribe. 'Luck' is getting a job on a major newspaper when you're a talentless hack.

@runews That’s because he’s a peasant.

The President of Poland, Karol Nawrocki, took snus during the UN General Assembly. This is the second time Nawrocki has done a stunt like this directly on camera.

I think T5 might be more the Saffas’ game #ENGSA #bbccricket