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@The_Law_of_LFC @_PaulHayward Won't win it if that persists

@_PaulHayward 90th out of 91 players for driving accuracy. Amazing.

Rory McIlroy's scored so brilliantly as defending Masters champion that this feels like a Sunday round.

@TheRealJamieKay @theplots123 The same idiots that thought they were mates with Boris now think they're mates with Nigel. Neither Boris or Nigel gives a fuck about any of them.

Remember when the fishing industry voted for Brexit? Reality has now hit home.

Iraola would win the league with the same Arsenal players.

@StringyBob3 @Blue18783 I will let you get on with contacting LFC to demand it pays the Council £5m asap. You must be furious the Council is spending money on improving infrastructure around Anfield when LFC should be paying for it.

@JonnyAtomic @Blue18783 What are you taking about? North Liverpool needs more stations but evertonians think there should be one built just for them because they built a ground in the worst possible place. Entitled weirdos that they are.

Weldone done liverpool city council a great but elderly Everton fan has given up his season ticket because he can no longer manage to go because of the infrastructure you failed to deliver hope your voted out

@StringyBob3 @Blue18783 The whole north docks area is being developed. Guess you are also dead against any future Stanley Park/Anfield station and are furious the council are spending £5m improving the area around Anfield stadium: liverpoolcityregiondp.com/2025/07/28/5m-…

@JonnyAtomic @Blue18783 Why are you entitled to a railway station for ground used a couple of dozen times a year? Pathetic

@StringyBob3 @Blue18783 It is not Evertons' responsibility to develop rail infrastructure. That is the responsibility of council, and the funding comes from central government as with the proposed new Baltic station

@Blue18783 It's on everton not the council

@thehill Does this wanker ever shut the fuck up

Trump says military is ‘loading up the ships’ if peace talks with Iran go south in Pakistan thehill.com/homenews/admin…

@TheFootyFeed Christ what a load of bollocks

@ToryFibs 100%

Since I was a little child, I have been aware that this ‘paper’ devotes most of its hate at the people who want to make the lives of ordinary people better; Miners Strike, Brixton, Hunger Strike, Hillsborough, Poll Tax, Corbyn, And now Zack Polanski. He is hope. They are hate.

@BBCSport @bigdaddybunce "I want more money"

🗣 "I can do this again!" 🤩 Tyson Fury details how made the decision to come back out of retirement once again 🥊🔙

Turner

@x__faaaye @KevTweetEFC When you walk through a storm we fuck off

best fans in world though lads x

@jim_keoghan @pete316 @bluekippercom @TheBlueFrontier @TheEvertonEnd @RestrictedEFC @lgatesphoto @mintisculture @The1878s @TFinnAgain Joe dribbling the Moon

Joe Royle Born Today - 1949 Read About His Everton Career Here - tinyurl.com/wb9xcewd

With this settlement the US is worse off in every way than it was before the war; Iran is strengthened by the huge new tolls in the Straits of Hormuz, paid by the whole world. (1/14)

Rookie numbers

@FabrizioRomano Anything can happen when he tries defending. Most overrated player I've ever seen. Decent wing-back.

🚨✨ Trent Alexander-Arnold: “Anything can happen, when it's Real Madrid in the Champions League”.

I’ll tell you who’s been suspiciously quiet about his best mate threatening that a “whole civilization will die tonight”. This cunt.

@BrianKirschner_ Absolutely woeful second shot

Bob Mac with one of the funniest shots I’ve ever seen in contention 😂😂😂😂😂

@chetanbommideni @keithedwards Getting a LOT of rest moving those bullshit deadlines

@keithedwards He’s a 79-year-old man managing a potential world war. If he needed a morning of rest before Tuesday's deadline, he’s earned it.

BREAKING: Trump skipped all three scheduled Easter masses he was meant to attend today. Something is wrong with the president and the White House is keeping it from us.

@PedrosMuffos @DaftLimmy Carl had some sick bantz

@DaftLimmy "Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home for all of the banter ever." Carl Sagan

Our planet. A marvel of the universe. How can something so small contain so much banter?