Jonathan

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Jonathan

Jonathan

@Jophaphan

Glasgow Scotland Katılım Mart 2009
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Jonathan
Jonathan@Jophaphan·
@fesshole The smell is chemical poison you're eating.
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Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
When my wife is away for work, I secretly break out my hidden stash of dishwasher tablets and revel in finally using ones that actually clean properly and leave everything smelling fresh - unlike the eco-friendly ones she insists on.
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Sharron Davies HoL MBE
Sharron Davies HoL MBE@sharrond62·
I’ve paid NI for my state pension, along with my salery related income tax, every single year, in full, of my working life, since I was 18 I’m 62 (44yrs & counting) & I’m still paying - now Labour are suggesting that moneys not mine but possibly someone else’s who’s never worked a single day!🤬
Bernie@Artemisfornow

PENSIONS - Legally, the UK State Pension is a contributory benefit, not a guaranteed entitlement. Which is handy for Labour, because it means it could change that benefit to means tested. So the more you put in the less you will receive. Probably going to happen 😳

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Jonathan
Jonathan@Jophaphan·
@thelefttake @chai_ste You may laugh, but my local sports centre had a life sized wooden statue of Savile in the reception area. Disappeared one day, no idea why...
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Jonathan@Jophaphan·
@Reeceyboy2591 Many men would be making a massive mistake...mark my words
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Reece Carter
Reece Carter@Reeceyboy2591·
Tim if you don’t want her many guys would take your place #mafsau
GIF
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Jonathan@Jophaphan·
@fesshole Dogs are nature's best-developed parasites, and their human hosts just don't get it.
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Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
I absolutely loathe dogs. If ever I see one alone, outside a shop or with an owner who's not paying attention, I give the dog the evils - sneer, narrowed eyes etc. The dogs always look so surprised. I think they are used to being adored & petted. Not by me, they aren't.
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No Context Brits
No Context Brits@NoContextBrits·
Which British celebrity, can we all agree, has zero haters?
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BBC Breakfast
BBC Breakfast@BBCBreakfast·
'The biggest disaster in my lifetime was us leaving the EU' Ahead of a new series of The Apprentice, businessman Alan Sugar told #BBCBreakfast if he was Prime Minister he would 'get on his bended knees to be allowed back in' bbc.co.uk/news/politics/…
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Anon Opin.
Anon Opin.@anon_opin·
Most of Ed Sheeran's lyrically abysmal songs are basically the result of him not believing his luck that any woman would want to shag a ginger bloke. And frankly, if he fucks like he writes, hats off to any gold diggers prepared to munch on his tangerine candyfloss.
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Carole Cadwalladr
Carole Cadwalladr@carolecadwalla·
NEW: Why not calling a Nazi salute a Nazi salute puts us in a whole new place of danger. We have to call spades spades or what else is there? 1/ open.substack.com/pub/broligarch…
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Jonathan
Jonathan@Jophaphan·
@SkyNews She can always cast another one. Entirely replaceable
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Jonathan@Jophaphan·
@FT A statement of the bleedin obvious
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Jonathan
Jonathan@Jophaphan·
@anon_opin Double breasted jackets have at no point this century looked anything other than ridiculous
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Anon Opin.@anon_opin·
Double breasted suit jackets look good but only with an offset trouser colour.
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Jonathan@Jophaphan·
@SkyNews Get Dominic Cummings. Did GREAT things for the UK
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Sky News@SkyNews·
"Super high-IQ revolutionaries" who are willing to work 80+ hours a week are being urged to join Elon Musk's new cost-cutting department in Donald Trump's incoming US government. Read more🔗 trib.al/rqBy8kM
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Anon Opin.
Anon Opin.@anon_opin·
Buy-to-let landlords are the slavers of the 21st century. Exploiting their wealth to suppress an entire generation is a scandal hiding in plain sight
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Jonathan
Jonathan@Jophaphan·
@AJS71 @anon_opin There was still a healthy private rental market, particularly for anyone who was perhaps new in town and looking to buy, students or workers only in an area for a while
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αmαи∂α ṧтᎥƚтʐ 🐀
@Jophaphan @anon_opin You mean how we used to have readily available council houses before Thatcher encouraged everyone to buy them? Enough council houses for those that wanted them - the waiting lists back then were nothing like they are now.
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Jonathan@Jophaphan·
@Secret_Squidgle @fesshole In my past life in financial services I would always greet the auditor with a cheery "we've left 10 deliberate mistakes for you! See if you can find them all!"
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Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
When I was an apprentice electrician, my tradesman taught me to always leave an obvious mistake for the supervisor to catch. They got the satisfaction of pulling something up, we got away with any less obvious fuck ups. It was win-win.
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