Paddy C

Fkn Jill Scott is EVERYWHERE these days. Half expecting her to be in my living room chilling on my sofa when I get home man

@NUFCMurph @nufcwestend Same

Me on Thursday night

@Corballyred @NUFCSerge @Tylershilton92 how’s ya form

We are 5 points clear already having played Arsenal, Newcastle and Everton. And Isak and Wirtz haven't even got going yet. At this rate we will have the Premier League won by January 😁

@Corballyred @NUFCgallowgate @Tylershilton92 👀

Honestly signing Isak for 125 million has been an absolute shambles. Before he arrived at LFC he'd missed 1/3 of Newcastle games over the previous 3 seasons. So we had our warning. This season he has been fully fit for about 5 games. We cannot go into next season relying on Isak fitness 👍

@AutoInfatuation @LMnufc87 @eBay_UK I used to use eBay weekly, haven’t used it for eight years now? Exact reasons like this.

I’ve had my @eBay_UK account since 2012, 100% positive feedback. Always an honest buyer and seller for all sorts of things over the years. Put a PC component up for sale the other day and a guy offers me my minimum within 3hrs, I agree to sell it and post it the same day as he seemed desperate. I was crystal clear in my description that it was missing one of the original USB-C to USB-A cables as I lost it when I moved house and that a normal cable does the exact same job. Guy messages me demanding I either partially refund him for the ‘Missing’ cable or ‘I can have it back’ once delivered. I suggest he takes it up with eBay as he clearly didn’t read the advert. As you can see below he’s playing the buyer protection system and trying to extort money from me basically. He then puts in a return request for a reason that is completely null and void. I ring eBay and they suggest I accept the return request despite me not being in the wrong, I tell them I will not pander to people like that who are playing the system and would sooner not use their platform anymore. Now my account is under review and all payouts have been put on hold for at least 5 working days 😡 So fuck you @eBay_UK and your ridiculous system that always sides with the buyer regardless of what they say or how blatantly they abuse the system.

@TouchlineX @IvXv @DaveOCKOP @Tylershilton92

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Alexander Isak will be OUT for around 2 weeks with an injury. He will miss tomorrow's game against Manchester United. — @DaveOCKOP

@HowayHarky @_arrongallagher Fucking class man

Joelinton signed my Wembley Carabao Cup final seat. Got smashed off when Dan Burn’s goal caused pandemonium. Managed to take the biggest chunk of what was left. Absolutely over the moon. Cheers big Joe 🇧🇷 #J7 #NUFC

@FBAwayDays @Tylershilton92

This Wrexham fan with a message for Coventry fans yesterday… 🫣😭

@toonarmy_com @talkSPORT Didn’t do great at Chelsea, average numbers in a perceived easier league when he has the chance. For me, pass.

NICOLAS JACKSON: Apparently we are pushing to sign him permanently on a deal worth about €40m, what do you reckon? 🥅 29 Appearances ⚽️ 10 Goals 🅰️ 4 Assists [@talkSPORT]

@tekkersfoot @_arrongallagher @Tylershilton92 LW… gordon replacement

🤯🇧🇪 The 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐁𝐋𝐄 goal from Ajax Winger Mika Godts. He’s scored 16 goals and provided 10 assists in the Eredivisie this season. 👏✨

@elbatez @Tylershilton92 boycotting the concessions?

This Is Anfield. Not A penny In The Ground. Scabs. Scouse Scabs.

@KrissNufc83 @mc_chug Rob Elliot

He’s genuinely the worst keeper I’ve seen in our premier league era. Fucking atrocious.

@Tylershilton92 @LFC_Sam__ @LukeEdwardsTele Still has that thigh injury that ruled him out of training… nothing to see here

@LFC_Sam__ @LukeEdwardsTele @Paddyc1471 😂😂😂😂

Despite Alexander Isak scoring for Liverpool against Crystal Palace today, the message remains clear. Newcastle have no intention of selling Isak and any move to Liverpool will be blocked 🚫. [@LukeEdwardsTele]

@FrancisChipp @Clarky_697 @Tylershilton92 😂

New Premier League Record ⚡️ 14,856 fans left Sunderland's Stadium of Light immediately after Nottingham Forest's 4th goal in the 37th minute - the highest number of first half fan departures in Premier League history.

@First_alphas PennyGetYourOwnWifi - no spaces

Nobody thought it was weird in the big bang theory that Penny; a waitress, was able to afford rent in a building where two physicists with PHDs were roommates just to split rent?

@NoContextHumans Have these guys not seen Big Dan Burns finesse finish?

Cristiano Ronaldo’s iconic header against Sampdoria has been crowned the greatest headed goal in football history.👏🐐

@Dearme2_ Family and friends. I’m lucky and blessed

MEN ONLY!!!! What saved you when you were at your lowest?

@emlynh10 29k capacity. Rough numbers 3k allocated area for away fans leaves about 26k. Call it 90% capacity? For a Wednesday, amid massive increases in cost of living recently, that’s not bad. 50k+ if playing prem footy for 5-10 years I reckon.

And Birmingham think they’ll fill out a 60k seater stadium 😭#bcfc #pnefc

@ukboomers It kinda IS a hotel? ‘an establishment providing accommodation, meals, and other services for travellers and tourists.’

I had to charge £200 for extra cleaning on our Cornwall Airbnb this week. £400 a night and look what they did. Wine rings on the slate. Cups everywhere. A candle burnt to nothing. In our day you left a place better than you found it. Now they walk away like it's a hotel.

@Pu55yman_Dan @LCFC This one’s real…. 🤥

@LCFC Look what you’ve gone and done people are editing photographs using computers making fun of me

We host Millwall tomorrow. #LEIMIL

@mr_milton75 @anon_opin True blood…!!!

@anon_opin Poddington Peas was 1989. In the years following there's Twin Peaks, X-Files, Sopranos, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Quantum Leap, Northern Exposure, NYPD Blue, The Wire, Frasier, etc For kids TV there's X-Men & Batman Animated, Rugrats, Rocko's Modern Life, Round the Twist.. Loads.

TV theme tunes have declined massively. Good ones used to be common (Black Beauty, The Protectors, Superstars, Racoons, Big Match etc) but there hasn't been a memorable one since the Poddington Peas.