Jordan Miller

@Clevta You’re on a roll the last 2 days

Cavs win 112-100. Mitchell with 30, Tyson the X factor with tough minutes off the bench. If the Cavs lose plz leave me along thx

@nfldraftscout 1. Jeremiah Smith

2027 Big Board: 1. Arch Manning, QB, Texas

@jake_burns18 Definitely see the Lofton comparison

@jake_burns18 Robinson Cano

@JeffDLowe Sorry Jeff, no new house for you!!

This is fine. I have to make sure my money is set aside for building a new house, so a Final Four trip to Indianapolis wasn't in the cards anyway. #UConn

@BarstoolGruden @pizzahut That’s just Julian Sayin

This guy sounds like freakin’ Aaron Rodgers! @pizzahut

@HPbasketball Browns owner trades NBA superstar to Browns player

"Report trade talks in 8 words or less" challenge 2026

Going to reinvent trade reporting with the most basic syntax. "Clippers, Cavs talking Harden-Garland trade. Might happen." That's it.

@Browns Joke of a franchise

Welcome back to Cleveland, Coach! We have named Todd Monken as our next head coach

@JeffDLowe Please do it! It would be very helpful for me and my family, think of the kids Jeff

I need to gauge interest on whether or not I should make my Olympics viewing schedule for the Milano Cortina 2026 Winter Olympics. There’s an appetite for the Summer Games, but I’ve never done them for the Winter. Please let me know.

@Sam_Vecenie 💯

Feels like the Clippers just need to fully embrace playing Jordan Miller. One of those dudes who is just productive every time he plays real time for an extended stretch. Miller and Kobe Sanders being useful is kinda saving the Clips' season right now.

@pablofindsout Nice I’ll take that

Just a couple of guys who really like to find things. Tomorrow.

@_willcompton Dyker Heights neighborhood for Christmas lights

Out here in New York with the family until Saturday because apparently “Christmas in NY” is a must Any recommendations that we should put on our list? Things that our 3-year old would love

@amishescapee I’m totally ex Amish and I believe you

I have no idea if this is about me BUT I do vaguely remember this discourse years(?) ago. Excellent memory wow but I said she’s clearly pretty and he has insane aura which = looks matched And yes I’m totally ex Amish and everyone believes me . . . I was on the colony . . .

@benedictpolizzi Back home again in Indianaland

is that the who’s buyin this guy?

GOODNIGHT ❌ICHIGAN

@BowTiedBroke The Bear

Husqvarna sent me a stack of chainsaws to give away because a bear stole mine & Internet went wild. I’m adding a 4 day/3 nt stay to my Smoky Mtn cabin. (Side by side tours, meet Jimmy & me, see old moonshine stills, crazy views). To enter (100% free, no purchase necessary): 1) Follow @BowTiedBroke 2) Comment on THIS post with literally anything (tag friends = extra luck with the dartboard later 👀) Contest runs exactly 24 hours —-> closes tomorrow at 10:00 AM EST At close, @grok will instantly pick 20 random commenters with accounts older than 3 months. Then, I put those 20 names on a dartboard, film one throw, and THAT person wins everything. No bots, no BS, fully transparent. Grok posts the 20 here, the dart decides destiny 🎯 Sorry international followers (not that I have that many) U.S. followers only for this one. Cabin is in Tennessee, chainsaws are heavy, and bears don’t do passports. Let’s go! Drop a reply and let’s see who the Chainsaw stealing bear chooses.

@amyoder Sounds like something a Mennonite would say lol

This is the literal definition of Free Money And here’s exactly how you finesse it Bet $2,000 on “Yes” on $2k Trump dividend If it hits, you walk out with $16,000 profit If it doesn’t hit, you lose your $2k but then Trump gives you $2k anyways Either way u win Risk free

@danorlovsky7 Less time on Solitaire, more time watching Julian Sayin

Mendoza and Simpson are clearly the 2 best QBs in the country right now Mendoza has had some really really impressive throws this first half.

@JackKennedy Congrats! Its true, you were at a wedding

Luckiest guy in the world

@Pchopz_ @JeffDLowe Altuve and Pujols

@JeffDLowe Curious who the top 2 are. Reggie Jackson?

Insane stat, yet somehow more insane he’s only third all-time