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@KenyaPower @KenyaPower_Care The day electricity in kenya will stop being in a monopoly company I'll thank God

To save on your power bills, avoid boiling a full kettle if you only need hot water for one or two cups, as this results in the wastage of heat energy. #WattsOfWisdom #EnergySavingTips

Yoh! December weekends hukuwa long niaje, jishikie 10 million ya #SportPesaGoalRush Now, uji-nice! Tumeincrease to 75 winners Daily. PREDICT the 3 Games for FREE! ke.sportpesa.com/goal-rush/refe…

@morarakebaso @HassanDete Were used to it

@HassanDete I might be a beggar but i can never be a traitor. Hii imeniuma. I am feeling it.

@HassanDete @morarakebaso Weka kwa hii namba

@morarakebaso Pesa ya mafuta tunaweka wapi leo

@morarakebaso @kijogi I believe you 💯

@kijogi Please don’t liken me to this. Nimeomba tafadhali. I can NEVER EVER EVER DO SHIT LIKE THIS

Usipatikane off-guard this weekend, WIN 10 million #SportPesaGoalRush PRIZE for FREE, uji-nice! ke.sportpesa.com/goal-rush/refe…

@KenyaPower_Care @KenyaPower Githurai 45 mosque stima imepotea Kila wakati

@Joshuaoloo5 @KenyaPower We regret the power outage. Please provide your meter number, contact information, and a nearby landmark (e.g., a school, church, etc.) to help us register and resolve this matter.^GL.

We are leading the #Emobility industry by developing a network of e-charging stations across the country. Our goal? To make electric vehicles a sustainable and accessible option for all Kenyans, driving us closer to a cleaner, greener future! 🚗⚡🌍 #PoweringEmobilityKE #EmpoweringKenyans #KPLCSustainabilityLaunch

Usipatikane off-guard this weekend, WIN 10 million #SportPesaGoalRush PRIZE for FREE, uji-nice! ke.sportpesa.com/goal-rush/refe…

@BrianMPeter Usiposoma hio jina vizuri utaus baba Bure na hajataja baba 😂😂😂

BREAKING NEWS!! RALIA IS DEAD 💔😪😪

@Kiss100kenya Huyu Dem ako na tirries

Looks inakubalika just at Maloko Tu🔥 #MuchinaAndCyd #TheMalokoShow

Visendi and NOW Kasyoka are the latest #SportPesaGoalRush millionaires, 10 million EACH! YOU are NEXT, PLAY for FREE & WIN NOW ke.sportpesa.com/goal-rush/refe…

@BrianMPeter @Shingle_D_A_D Then fuck the military

@Shingle_D_A_D No

CONFIRMED: The military ordered that Deputy President Rigathi Gachagua's security be immediately reinstated. As part of their constitutional duty (NOT SUGOI CONSTITUTION), the military is responsible for protecting the presidency.

@Kiss100kenya Vaibuuu iko vulaaai kwambox and Kerry big up

Good Mmmmoooorning Lovely people.It’s a beautiful Thursday Morning and if you intend to make it better.Tune in /stream and catch@hyce_thegreat on with #KwamboxAndKerry on #TheMorningKiss

@Kenyans Got lost?

Govt cancels and recalls 900 birth certificates after the registration booklets got lost

@iamnot_elon Yes

Visendi and NOW Kasyoka are the latest #SportPesaGoalRush millionaires, 10 million EACH! YOU are NEXT, PLAY for FREE & WIN NOW ke.sportpesa.com/goal-rush/refe…

@Kiss100kenya Soko

@Kiss100kenya Hii siko mpya ya githurai 45 why was it launched na haifanyi

🤔 What is that project near your area that seems suspicious and Morara Kebaso needs to look through ? #TheMorningKiss #KwamboxAndKerry

@LarryMadowo @TheWachira You luhya

I’m leaving Florida a little different. The Akorino turban is perfect for my bald head. Should I get a prophetic name to go with it?