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Smile... It confuses people

If I buy anything from you and you ask for VAT, I will ask you to print a receipt and give it to me. At the end of the year, I will write to @OfficialNRSNG and ask whether you remitted the VAT you collected from me. I’ll add evidence (the receipt) that you charged me the VAT. If you didn't remit it, I won’t rest until you're in jail. When they throw a couple of you in jail, sanity will return.

This reminds me of FUTO in early 2017. Water just randomly started shooting out of a tree at the bus park. Students , drivers, passers-by , everyone entered a spiritual frenzy, looking for gallons and water bottles to collect this miracle holy water. They thought this was God’s handwork. After a while of the religious foolishness, we discovered that the tree had grown over an abandoned water distribution pipe which was laid in the 1990s when FUTO was being built. Someone had turned on a valve at the tank and water sprouted out. This desperate need to sacrifice common reasoning at the slightest occurrence of a yet inexplicable event is part of the reason why Nigeria is where it is today.

@UTDKara Guess who the clown is now? 🤡

Manchester United starting XI vs Liverpoo •Imagine starting Maguire, Shaw, and Dalot in the same game against Liverpool 😭 •Another 4–0 or 5–0 incoming 💀 •Benching a striker who’s scored two goals in two games 😂 •Man, forget it Manchester United is cursed. Any coach who comes here turns dumb and becomes a clown.

@NejeebBello @BOTAD01 @tosinolaseinde Funny enough, either of them would have acted in same manner. But with your description? Give the Savagery to Uncle K! Gbola Oba for face you 1 on 1, make he still chop bet on your head. Great personalities, both of them!

@BOTAD01 @tosinolaseinde Which of these guys taught you that lesson? 🤣

Few years ago, my brother sent a Cadillac to Naija but the car was locked. After much wahala to unlock the car, I was referred to an auto mechanic workshop inside LTV8. On getting there and interacting with the owner of the workshop, I knew right away that the man knows what he is doing and he will unlock the car. He charged me N650k. I called my brother and told him the price but he said it is too much. He said he will buy software to unlock it himself since he will be in Naija in 2 weeks. I begged the man to let me keep the car in his yard and he agreed. In two weeks, bro came with the software and other gadgets to unlock the car. We went to the workshop, and started trying our lock to unlock the car. For hours, we were there "trying". We watched YouTube, read the manual, checked Google..... lailai. 😂 Throughout the period we were trying, I noticed the man was calm, he would come to us once in a while and say "well done". In my mind, I knew he was saying "let me see how you will unlock it here". After many hours, I told my brother, let's talk to this man so that we can leave this place. Reluctantly, he agreed and we went to meet the man in his office. He said his price has changed to N750k! I thought it was a joke at first but the way he was calm and expressed himself, I know he was not joking. Long story short, we paid N750k. He unlocked the car in under 2 hours. Trying to prove that you know more than those who know more than you will cost you many things in life and many times, it won't be money.

@sinmileoluwa_ @BOTAD01 @oladapoyusuf Yeah, we call him Uncle K. All you've said about him is 101% He's still a friend of the house.

@BOTAD01 @oladapoyusuf Auto Medics is the name of the workshop, and the man you met must’ve been Kunle Shonaike. Quiet, calm gentleman but highly cerebral when it comes to automobiles. You should’ve taken the first offer 😊

@AzoMlota 'Please turn down the volume on your radio set'

Without naming your job tell me something you say 50x times per day🤦🏽‍♂️

When I was in UNIBEN, Class Rep struggled to raise money for public address system because N100 was too big for some people to drop. School fees was N12k and people still paid late. Some people photocopied books because they couldn't afford it. People rode shuttle because N50 was too much for cab. Some ate food without meat because meat was luxury. This was 2010 to 2015 under GEJ. How in God's name are you people coping in school today?

@G_Samito See Finish!

Many Nigerians and maybe people in general do not know how to manage a “fry pan” situation without risking going into “fire” Gernot Rohr was not doing a horrible job. He was not the best but was decent in AFCON. Now we pursue am, see Finidi

Important News: @Jossydeks has agreed to put the song of whoever wins on radio and @HotNewAfro just got in board to promote the winner and put their song on playlist. Let's gooooooooooo!!!!!!!😁🤸🌹💕

If e finish , them go hail another person.

🔴💥 5 goals this season, goal in a final at Wembley, 19 years old. Kobbie Mainoo, special. ⚡️

@ayisa_j @JaayOWhy Which clothe did He now meet the disciples in?

Jesus leaving his burial clothes neatly folded before leaving the tomb. Make you no think say He rush comot😂

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Eventually, all things fall into place. Until then, laugh at the confusion, live for the moments and know everything happens for a reason

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