Joy Mdivo

We celebrate him less at home because of too much familiarity here he is the GOAT live in China @EliudKipchoge .

I will not force my kids to go to church as my mum did to me. All I know is I’m locking an empty house at 8am every Sunday and I must not reach church before you.

🇩🇪Absolute masterclass in road discipline on the German Autobahn! When traffic comes to a standstill, drivers instantly shift left and right to create a Rettungsgasse, a crystal-clear emergency corridor right down the middle, so ambulances, fire trucks, and rescue vehicles can fly through at full speed. It’s the law in Germany and Austria, and it literally saves lives. This is how you do it!

Sifuna-led faction of ODM was Raila's ‘exit strategy’ from his partnership with President William Ruto, says Paul Mwangi

Linda Mwananchi's reception in Tononoka, Mombasa

Kalonzo Musyoka’s plan for Kenya. Watch #SundayLive tonight with @KoinangeJeff and @OBurrows Send your questions

a man is beating his wife who just gave birth via CS and her mum that came 4 omugwo. The neighbors heard what was happening & started beating him The brothers of the woman are here to take their mom and sister home, they refunded the bride price on the spot and beat him as well

LIFE VS SHILLINGS: THE COMPENSATION RIDDLE Court awards Sh38.6M to Kisumu protest victims. Compensation ranges from Sh300,000 to Sh4.8M. Families welcome ruling but demand accountability. Victims to submit claims by April 3rd to KNCHR. Proposed Sh2B reparations fund raises questions. #TV47Weekend @BettyMKyallo

Joined the Prime Cabinet Secretary @MusaliaMudavadi to bid farewell to my mentor, sister and a long-term friend @AmbMonicaJuma as she transitions to her new role at the United Nations in Vienna. Having served under her leadership during my time as CEO of @KenGenKenya, I witnessed her dedication to foster teamwork, and her calm ability to meet every crisis with a raised standard rather than a raised voice. This, I have witnessed even more as a Cabinet Secretary. Daktari doesn’t just set the pace~ she maps the terrain for others to excel. While Kenya will miss her steady hand, we proudly release her to the global stage, knowing that the world’s evolving challenges have finally met their match. Wishing you a chapter as luminous as the trail you’ve already blazed. Let the world marvel at the excellence we in Kenya have long known 🇰🇪! Godspeed @AmbMonicaJuma

A school in Kenya that harvests over 2 million liters of rainwater every year. The roof is the water system. The stadium seats 1,500 and collects 1.5 million liters on its own. Classrooms face inward toward agriculture courtyards where students grow their own food. Girls who spent hours fetching water now attend school. Attendance hit 95%. This is what architecture looks like when it solves the actual problem. 📍 Waterbank Secondary School Campus, Laikipia, Kenya Architect: PITCHAfrica Sponsored by the Samuel Eto’o Foundation

In 1995, a nurse broke hospital rules to place a newborn into her twin sister’s incubator. The baby was not expected to survive. Kyrie and Brielle Jackson were born 12 weeks early at a hospital in the United States. Each weighed roughly two pounds. They were placed in separate incubators, standard practice to prevent infection. Kyrie gained strength. Brielle did not. Three weeks after birth, Brielle went into critical condition. Her oxygen dropped. Her heart rate spiked. Her skin turned bluish-grey. Nurse Gayle Kasparian tried everything. She held her. She had her father hold her. She wrapped her in a blanket. Nothing worked. Kasparian remembered hearing about a practice used in parts of Europe but never tried in American hospitals. She placed Brielle into Kyrie’s incubator. Their father described what happened next: “She snuggled up to Kyrie and she was just fine. It was immediate. It was absolutely immediate.” Within minutes, Brielle’s oxygen levels were the best they had been since she was born. As she slept, Kyrie stretched her left arm across her sister’s body and held her. Photographer Chris Christo captured the moment. The image spread around the world and became known as “The Rescuing Hug.” Hospitals across multiple countries began placing premature twins together, a practice that had been resisted for decades. Both girls went home healthy. They are now 30.

If your name is Jesus and you have a big dinner planned with your friends for next Thursday in a garden of some kind, DON'T GO. Those aren’t your friends, boo. One of them will betray you. DM me for details.

Is it ignorance or it’s a disease?

I love this level of petty! We love it!!! Viva Senegal!

Party members have turned out in large numbers at Ngomongo Trading Centre Polling Center, Kiamaina Ward, Bahati Constituency, as Nakuru Governor H.E. Susan Kihika personally cast her vote in the ongoing Repeat Phase III Grassroots Elections. Members are electing a total of twenty (20) officials, including four (4) youths, four (4) MSMEs or traders, three (3) professionals, three (3) religious representatives, three (3) farmers, two (2) members from either gender, and one (1) representative of Special Interest Group (SIG) UDA National Chairperson and Embu Governor, Hon. Cecily Mbarire, EGH, and National Treasurer and Kitutu Chache North Member of Parliament, Japhet Nyakundi, observed the exercise.

The shiny things Orengo went to launch in Usenge are already receiving Trans-Atlantic reviews. Very soon, even Orengo's friends who hate shiny things will be chilling at the shiny VIP lounge sipping things made from the hands of man while beating for their bodies sorry.

It's over, rest in peace Noelia.

🚨THIS IS HEARTBREAKING🚨 GANG-RAPE VICTIM, 25, TO DIE BY EUTHANASIA TODAY AFTER COURTS OVERRULE FATHER’S DESPERATE BID TO SAVE HER! Noelia Castillo was brutally gang-raped in 2022 by her ex-boyfriend and three other men – then jumped from a fifth-floor building in a suicide bid that left her paraplegic from the waist down, in constant unbearable neuropathic pain, incontinent and wheelchair-bound. She begged for assisted dying under Spain’s law; father fought it all the way to the Constitutional Court, Supreme Court and European Court of Human Rights, claiming mental health issues. Every appeal rejected. She dies TODAY at her Catalan care home. “I just want to stop suffering,” she said. A young life destroyed.

As I always say, play silly games, win silly prizes.

When the person pretending to be crazy meets the person pretending to be sane: