Judy MacDonald ☮️🇺🇦

@Angry_Staffer We really need to rethink using “right” and “conservative” for these folks. There is nothing right nor conservative (and a whole lot wrong) about what they are trying to do to our country

This has to be the most intentionally obtuse blurb in history. Musk is about as opaque as a sheet of glass

@piper4missouri Oh the melodrama. Bet she practiced those crocodile tears in front of a mirror.

@cbouzy Is there a look this face could give that you wouldn’t cave for? 🥰

When he gives me this look, I always cave in.🥹

@notcapnamerica They really need to take names of these “concerned citizens”

A “concerned citizen” calls 911 because they witnessed a “100 person fight” and a “group of teens was walking around with guns.” Instead the cops pointed their loaded weapons at a hysterically crying 12 year old boy and his brother playing basketball. No guns were ever found.

@srsinger40 @MeidasTouch We need to take back the term entitlement.

This is so on point. Do yourself a favor and have a listen. And if you like it, go ahead and share it.

@colbertlateshow @mariaressa Brilliantly put.

Nobel Peace Prize winner @mariaressa says social media has “come in and used free speech to stifle free speech.” #Colbert

Brilliant explanation

Hey @duolingo love your app enough to have a 1300 + day streak. The new format is fine but please, plEaSE, PLEASE bring audio lessons back… And then add more! Thanks!!

@bluewendysday @dicebourbon @duolingo Yes! I hate timed lessons. Typing with thumbs is slow. Correcting typos with thumbs is even slower!

@dicebourbon @duolingo Yes! Totally freaked me out

@Michell33650674 Welcome! Chicago is the best (even with winter). Glad you are joining us.

I spent the day in Chicago and, oh my God! I absolutely love it! It's a melting pot! People of all different colors, ethnicities, countries of origin. Mixed race families, gays walking hand in hand, everyone different! Everything the GOP hates! I'm leaving the Bible Belt!!!!

@cbouzy The whale logo is great! I voted SPOUTAG, but WeSPOUT is my very close 2nd choice.

Most people love the whale and spout in the name, so here are the final choices. One of these four names will be the name of the platform. Use the poll in the next tweet to vote for the one you like the most. If you don't like any of them, that is fine; we can't please everyone.

@LakotaMan1 Please keep going. What you share is so important!

Should I stop? Or would you like me to keep going?

So, according to my Republican critics, I’m “indoctrinating” you by showing you Native history. I always thought I was simply providing you an education — that their schools failed to teach.

@SahilBloom ‘I'm convinced that your greatest responsibility early in their life is to show them deep and constant affection’ 🥰 Good words to parent by

Show Constant Affection A smile from your child is quite literally the best feeling in the entire world. It's impossible to describe it. I'm convinced that your greatest responsibility early in their life is to show them deep and constant affection. Build a lasting bond.

When you find out you’re going to have a baby, you get a lot of advice. Unfortunately, most of it sucks. Here is the straight talk parenting advice I wish I had received:

@SahilBloom So true

They Come With a Kit Before my son was born, I assumed I'd be able to mold him. It may be possible on the margins, but I now think each kid comes out with a personality and perspective on the world—their kit. Our job is to harness it in accordance with a strong set of values.

@Davidblong62 @WFKARS I love dressing and /or stuffing, but “Bread and goo mixture“ had me laughing so hard 😝😂🤣

@WFKARS I'm not a fan of the cornbread variation of this dish. Dad doesn't like turkey so we do ham and avoid bread and goo mixture

I’m just in this for the turkey. #HappyThanksgiving

@MamaDoctorJones If you’re ok with winter… Evanston, Illinois is great. I hear Naperville is also pretty great.

Just got banned from a mom-doctor FB group for this “political” post. 😆

This is what happens in a capitalist society that equates wealth -- no matter how unearned or ill-gotten -- with genius. Welp.

@BlackKnight10k Roe. And all the other things, but the rights of half the population is tops for me.

Why did you vote for Democrats in the midterms? The most important reason. I'm sure there were many but just give me one.