Joanna

ITS SPARK...NOT SPARKLE!!!!!#LoveislandUK

@emmaa_344 I too want to understand this

EMMA? BILLYKISS? BORIS? TRIANGLE? WHEN WAS THIS? #LoveIsland #LoveIslandUK

When did the Billy kiss / Boris / Emma "triangle" start? I'm guessing there's stuff not shown? #LoveislandUK

@GreggsOfficial why has the option to add extras to the vegan sausage breakfast roll disappeared ?

@beyoncegarden Impossible to only be able to choose one 😒

remove ONE artist from each row (impossible edition😭)

@JKell_74 I just sold a bag, just before I sent it I found 5p in the bottom and took it out! I did not know this 😬😩

Handbag from Vinted arrived today and look at what the lady put inside 🥰. Made up I am x

@ilovenostalgia You can get it on Amazon

@JoyyUnSpeakable The fact he wrote that letter.....I can see why you're best friends/husband & wife 🫶🏾

I want for nothing. That’s my bestfriend yall talking about and a DAMN GOOD father / husband. He has helped me through my darkest of days and continues to make me laugh. I’ve never met a man that moves how he move. Yall be blessed 👋🏾♥️✨

Ladies … choose yourself. I woke up to this nonsense after almost 11 years of marriage

@fesshole This will prove nothing, if I'm just laying still in bed during "sleep hours" watching TV or whatever it records it as light sleep

Bought my wife a Fitbit because I'm fed up of her moaning about how tired she is and how badly she slept every morning when I know she had loads of sleep and snored for 90% of the night

@FakeGlennMiller @SecretDJBook He definitely gives off that vibe

@SecretDJBook I met her dad once. Complete cunt. Love some of his work but he's a massive prick. I assume it runs in the family.

One of the worst people I have ever met, and that is saying something. Even worse in the flesh, if that is even possible.

@DarthFett_ @ill_nojie @bmay This was 100% all over mainstream media! Were you under a rock?

@ill_nojie @bmay I wasn’t actually aware of this, fault of the mainstream media for not putting it out 🤷🏻‍♂️

Whilst his followers burn libraries to the ground, throw acid at Muslim women and brutalise communities, their ringleader is sunning himself on holiday in Cyprus, probably reading my tweets. Such a patriot. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@NinebucksR @bmay "Varied ethnicity" is a stretch but nice try. If the killer was white British please tell, what excuse would have been given for these so called protests? There isn't any, you'd all be at home just watching the news saying how terrible it is and what a horrible individual he is.

This poor man. This is what they’ve done.

@T_Ngu1 I feel the same way, after years of EE thought I'd give someone else a chance. Should have stayed where I was

I might have to go back to EE because Vodafone signal is so bad right now

End Human Rights Abuses Against Racial Minorities in Portugal - Sign the Petition! chng.it/JQS6Hx6DL2 via @UKChange

@BakerWLubwama Love to see it 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

@NoNameSammii @ThisLayiSef @skjsjdhdhdh @Nellio_44 @UeberKoi @sholariches @Tgarratt10 🤦🏾‍♀️😂😂

That prison guard video is one of the craziest things I’ve seen online. Happily showing her badge number and face on camera, with a wedding ring on ffs 🤣🤦🏻‍♂️

@deborahmullan @CatholicCharm I've never understood the reasoning behind keeping babies in a nursery all together in hospitals. Over here your baby stays with you by your bed at all times unless they need extra care in a special ward.

The weekend my brother and I were born (twins), two other sets of twins were born at the same hospital. At one point, the nurse brought my brother to my mum for feeding, and my mum kept going like, "something isn't right here . . . " So they double checked and it turned out it wasn't my brother but it was actually one of the other twin boys. Naturally, I like to tell my twin brother that he really isn't my brother. And naturally, he tells me that I'm the evil twin.

Just read a story about a couple with a 5yo girl and the husband demanded a DNA test bc the child looked nothing like him. Turns out she wasn’t his but the wife swore she didn’t cheat, she also took a DNA test and the girl wasn’t hers either?

Justin Timberlake when the officer told him to walk a straight line

@EsheruKwaku Her family must be so proud 😒

Remember the Peckham incident? This shop keeper wouldn’t lay a finger on girl in this clip, in Peckham, the owner of the hair shop didn’t hesitate to manhandle the girl then. Interesting dynamic.