Julius Steelson

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@bennyjohnson Manifestos are written by the government and attributed to their patsys. If I see a manifesto, I know the government was behind the incident.

🚨 FULL MANIFESTO: Trump White House Correspondents' Dinner Shooter Cole Allen details his motives and targets: "Hello everybody! So I may have given a lot of people a surprise today. Let me start off by apologizing to everyone whose trust I abused. I apologize to my parents for saying I had an interview without specifying it was for “Most Wanted.” I apologize to my colleagues and students for saying I had a personal emergency (by the time anyone reads this, I probably most certainly DO need to go to the ER, but can hardly call that not a self-inflicted status.) I apologize to all of the people I traveled next to, all the workers who handled my luggage, and all the other non-targeted people at the hotel who I put in danger simply by being near. I apologize to everyone who was abused and/or murdered before this, to all those who suffered before I was able to attempt this, to all who may still suffer after, regardless of my success or failure. I don’t expect forgiveness, but if I could have seen any other way to get this close, I would have taken it. Again, my sincere apologies. On to why I did any of this: I am a citizen of the United States of America. What my representatives do reflects on me. And I am no longer willing to permit a pedophile, rapist, and traitor to coat my hands with his crimes. (Well, to be completely honest, I was no longer willing a long time ago, but this is the first real opportunity I’ve had to do something about it.) While I’m discussing this, I’ll also go over my expected rules of engagement (probably in a terrible format, but I’m not military so too bad.) Administration officials (not including Mr. Patel): they are targets, prioritized from highest-ranking to lowest Secret Service: they are targets only if necessary, and to be incapacitated non-lethally if possible (aka, I hope they’re wearing body armor because center mass with shotguns messes up people who *aren’t* Hotel Security: not targets if at all possible (aka unless they shoot at me) Capitol Police: same as Hotel Security National Guard: same as Hotel Security Hotel Employees: not targets at all Guests: not targets at all In order to minimize casualties I will also be using buckshot rather than slugs (less penetration through walls) I would still go through most everyone here to get to the targets if it were absolutely necessary (on the basis that most people *chose* to attend a speech by a pedophile, rapist, and traitor, and are thus complicit) but I really hope it doesn’t come to that. Rebuttals to objections: Objection 1: As a Christian, you should turn the other cheek. Rebuttal: Turning the other cheek is for when you yourself are oppressed. I’m not the person raped in a detention camp. I’m not the fisherman executed without trial. I’m not a schoolkid blown up or a child starved or a teenage girl abused by the many criminals in this administration. Turning the other cheek when *someone else* is oppressed is not Christian behavior; it is complicity in the oppressor’s crimes. Objection 2: This is not a convenient time for you to do this. Rebuttal: I need whoever thinks this way to take a couple minutes and realize that the world isn’t about them. Do you think that when I see someone raped or murdered or abused, I should walk on by because it would be “inconvenient” for people who aren’t the victim? This was the best timing and chance of success I could come up with. Objection 3: You didn’t get them all. Rebuttal: Gotta start somewhere. Objection 4: As a half-black, half-white person, you shouldn’t be the one doing this. Rebuttal: I don’t see anyone else picking up the slack Objection 5: Yield unto Caesar what is Caesar’s. Rebuttal: The United States of America are ruled by the law, not by any one or several people. In so far as representatives and judges do not follow the law, no one is required to yield them anything so unlawfully ordered. I would also like to extend my appreciation to a great many people since I will not be likely to be able to talk with them again (unless the Secret Service is *astoundingly* incompetent.) Thank you to my family, both personal and church, for your love over these 31 years. Thank you to my friends, for your companionship over many years. Thank you to my colleagues over many jobs, for your positivity and professionalism. Thank you to my students for your enthusiasm and love of learning. Thank you to the many acquaintances I’ve met, in person and online, for short interactions and long-term relationships, for your perspectives and inspiration. Thank you all for everything. Sincerely, Cole “coldForce” “Friendly Federal Assassin” Allen PS: Ok now that all the sappy stuff is done, what the hell is the Secret Service doing? Sorry, gonna rant a bit here and drop the formal tone. Like, I expected security cameras at every bend, bugged hotel rooms, armed agents every 10 feet, metal detectors out the wazoo. What I got (who knows, maybe they’re pranking me!) is nothing. No damn security. Not in transport. Not in the hotel. Not in the event. Like, the one thing that I immediately noticed walking into the hotel is the sense of arrogance. I walk in with multiple weapons and not a single person there considers the possibility that I could be a threat. The security at the event is all outside, focused on protestors and current arrivals, because apparently no one thought about what happens if someone checks in the day before. Like, this level of incompetence is insane, and I very sincerely hope it’s corrected by the time this country gets actually competent leadership again. Like, if I was an Iranian agent, instead of an American citizen, I could have brought a damn Ma Deuce in here and no one would have noticed shit. Actually insane. Oh and if anyone is curious is how doing something like feels: it’s awful. I want to throw up; I want to cry for all the things I wanted to do and never will, for all the people whose trust this betrays; I experience rage thinking about everything this administration has done. Can’t really recommend it! Stay in school, kids."

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@SharpFootball Sheduer Sanders is stopping it. That’s who.

who is stopping this passing attack? QB Shedeur Sanders QB Deshaun Watson WR Jerry Jeudy WR KC Concepcion WR Denzel Boston WR Cedric Tillman TE Harold Fannin Jr.

@bentheled82 @adrianstuart96 @TheFlatEartherr Yes. A guy with advanced ALS with no muscle control somehow could control this contraption. Trust the science.

@RealRodSteele @adrianstuart96 @TheFlatEartherr Google always has an answer……….people actually believe this lol

@adrianstuart96 @TheFlatEartherr Do you think we live in a pear? Do you think a guy that couldn’t chew his own food could magically invent a computer that would talk for him?

@RealRodSteele @TheFlatEartherr How is Stephen Hawking or Neil Degrasse Tyson a fraud?

@TedLogan1010 Different art techniques

Why does the world look so different through Russian cameras?

@WesSteinberg I would take Ward and their #1

Sources: #Titans have made the call to the #Raiders for #1 pick.

@flatsmackin People will believe anything (as long as it is not biblical)

So now winds can blow at 120 degree angles 🤪🤪🤡🤡

@ProjectChaney @NoDMsPerfavore Martian Serial Killer

What would be the most terrifying thing we could find on Mars?

@beinlibertarian Is there any real question? Only 1 can time travel. Take that one, win the lottery, buy bitcoin when it was .10/coin then buy the rest of them.

@dom_lucre Because they are all part of the same team. Playing their parts to steal liberty and wealth from all of us while we fight about what “party” is right for America. It’s a con.

🔥🚨RECENT: Former President George W. Bush on revealed how deep his relationship with MichelleObama is and the viral Altoids incident. Bush: “I slipped her an Altoids, not as a joke but I thought she might want one. I got in the car afterwards, and she said ‘you’re trending.’ I didn’t know what she meant. And it turns out the country is starved to see a center-right republican and an African American center-left democrat having fun and being able to converse, not as political figures, but as citizens.”

@findveritasx It will be the best thing you’ve ever done.

My evangelical Baptist roots still give me trouble with Mary. I think I’m going to do this. It’s time I really had a personal relationship with my Queen and Mother.

@QuantumAlteredX Or a clone

@DrDeath1776 He’s got my vote.

Afroman has announced he is seriously considering running as the Libertarian candidate for President in 2028

@greendragonhq According to Grok siting a liberal Princeton analysis. CA, MA should be in the top 2.

Top ten most gerrymandered states according to GROK. 🔴North Carolina 🔴Texas 🔴Florida 🔵Illinois 🔵Maryland 🔴Ohio 🔴Wisconsin 🔴South Carolina 🔴Georgia 🔴Pennsylvania

@HillbillyDNA I have chronicled this in songs. open.spotify.com/track/3lg008De…

One day historians will look back and talk about how many people Garth Brooks / Chris Gaines killed

@alphafox very normal occurrence. Trust the science.

Remember when WTC7 just randomly collapsed for no apparent reason?