June Summers

@MikeIsaac @DPD_ Me with Diet Dr Pepper. I don’t even really like Dr Pepper, why would I want to switch to something that promises to taste more like Dr Pepper?

@DPD_ ooo that’s the part i love and why i hate zero — if i want a coke i’ll drink a coke, if i want a diet coke i’ll drink a dc

I am not really a cola (diet or otherwise) drinker but there is something eerie and annihilating about the flat, metallic taste of Diet Coke… it genuinely feels “empty”

The Rangers are being no-hit through seven innings by Tatsuya Imai (6) and Steven Okert (1).

@kennlandry Thank u Tetas Ramgers, Imai-san needed this so bad 😭

The Rangers, for the second time in a week, are being no-hit by an Astros starter through six innings. Today it's Tatsuya Imai. He's at a career-high 97 pitches, so he'll likely turn it over to their bullpen.

@LostLittleStars @bmitori @Icarussiano @PAnnicchino Here are the ingredients in Italy’s most popular cheap jarred spaghetti sauce (Barilla Sugo con Pomodori). I’ll give you a hint in case you don’t speak Italian: “zucchero” means sugar and “sale” means salt. Looks like ol’ Preggo is using an authentic Italian recipe! 🤡

@bmitori @Icarussiano @PAnnicchino This is more typical average sauce, and there's more sugar in it than there is salt or any spices.

As an Italian, watching what Americans eat daily is a wild psychological experience. Every single label is a jump scare. Why is there high-fructose corn syrup in the bread? Why is the pasta sauce sweet? You think you’re buying a normal snack, and it turns out to have the sugar content of a birthday cake.

@PAnnicchino Must be the end of the month because the blue checks are short on rent and trying to rage bait again. Just had this discourse a few weeks ago, you are looking at the labels of American junk food because you ignorantly think it’s all we eat. Hope this helps you make rent! 🤗

@edmotties @FlorSPower @Loverism__ No one is begging a loser like you to stay anywhere 😂

@FlorSPower @Loverism__ Si debes suplicar para que el padre de tu hijo se quede, entonces no le debes dar asco a los hombres, al menos por una noche. Felicidades.

Begging for Intimacy destroys a Man from the inside (psychological facts)

@PrinceThunder59 @FlorSPower @Loverism__ Her point stands, incel.

@FlorSPower @Loverism__ He's talking about an already committed relationship, you frigid bitch.

@Loverism__ Wow, sounds like he should just treat his partner better and then he won’t need to beg!

MLB player Wander Franco sexually abused a 14-year-old, yet he won't serve prison time. How come he's getting away with sexually and psychologically abusing young girls?

@Lord3167 @jbillinson He ran it natural, didn’t even need PEDs to beat all those roid heads

@jbillinson In other words, even after being boosted with chemicals, he failed to beat the record set by a natural athlete. Not to forget, it's slower than all eight finalists at the Paris Olympics. Peter Thiel's delusions have been shattered. Natural/Hard Training>>>Chemicals.

All the critics of Peter Thiel’s steroid Olympics have been silenced as Fred Kerley finishes astonishingly close to the (1968) world record

@BirdTalksBall @CookedByJaguar Crazy talk, he’s from a family with generations of work in Democratic politics (and desegregation). It’s fine if he’s not left enough for you, but words have meanings and calling bog-standard libs “maga” makes you sound like a moron no one should ever listen to.

@CookedByJaguar Bregmaga traded at the deadline to hangout with his brother in arms Jacob Tyler Realmuto

MY TEAM IS ON AN 8 GAME LOSING STREAK AND THEYRE ALL POSTING FOX NEWS ON THEIR INSTAGRAM STORIES NOBODY HAS IT WORSE THAN ME

@texasrunnerDFW @JJSPoe Yeah because then I’d run against you and once elected I’ll make gay pride flags mandatory for every home

@JJSPoe That would require me running for the HOA board and I can’t think of anything I want to do less than neighborhood politics

When we moved to Texas 6 years ago, about 75% of the homes in our neighborhood displayed American Flags on Memorial Day and 4th of July Weekend Today, only about 25% of homes do Of all the changes to America and North Texas in the last 5 years, this one saddens me most

@Tyre_94 You’re right, but not in the direction you think.

The rise in the Savannah Bananas popularity and the country’s descent into fascism are linked, I just can’t prove it

@waitbutwhy All the people claiming they can’t tell the difference between regular Coke and Coke Zero make me sad. What do you mean most people have dulled taste buds? I can instantly taste any high-intensity sugar substitute.

Isn’t Coke Zero just Diet Coke branded for men?

@takiharo @myxburneracct @waitbutwhy I drink DDP because I like the way it tastes, not because I want a Dr Pepper without calories.

@myxburneracct @waitbutwhy Zero tastes identical to real Dr. Pepper in a way that seems scientifically impossible, but I’m like you, I like the taste of Diet Dr. Pepper more.

@trenchbabyXBT @kangminlee LMAO bullseye

@trenchbabyXBT @kangminlee You genuinely have such a low IQ you can’t recognize an obvious joke, which is why no one respects you and everyone you know laughs at you behind your back

Hindus: "Stop calling us invaders, that's racist" Also Hindus:

@RepBrandonGill @RepublicanStudy Like your wife?

Importing infinity Third Worlders is how you destroy America.

@BasedMikeLee You can’t think of anything, you inbred retard

What reason could these states have to refuse to share their voter-registration data with DOJ? I can’t think of a legitimate one.

@hawkmania4 Dope hat! That’s a smart football player.

Looks like #Seahawks Jaxon Smith-Njigba got his RIGHT 2025 Offensive Player of the Year award. At least the spelling is correct. Photo credit: JSN and Elysa Williamson/IG

@bungarsargon @RussOnPolitics Trump is an antisemite you dumb cow

You're totally right that there are deplorables on the Right, but they are being actively ejected from the GOP by everyone with any influence, including Trump, members of his cabinet, Senators, Congresspeople, media folks, and influencers. The opposite is true on the Left: The people hostile to Jewish interests are being elevated into celebrities. The two sides are not the same—just my opinion of course!

For 100 years, Jews were a cherished part of the Left. They built the Labor Movement, wrote the New Deal, marched with Dr. King. Yet today, the Left has turned on the Jews. Why did Jews become Democrats? And why did the Left turn on them? My new book answers those questions: