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Groggy Wizard

@Jupthemighty

Warded, sigiled, locked and loaded. Abra-the-gat-bruh

Granseal Katılım Temmuz 2013
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Corpse Kings
Corpse Kings@CorpseKings·
What's a cool name for a Creepy Assassin, infamous for using a Necrotic dagger? 🗡️
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Dave@GamewithDave·
For anyone who used a computer between 1990 & 2005… what’s the one game you still think about?
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Corpse Kings
Corpse Kings@CorpseKings·
What's a cool name for an Infamous Undead Archer? 🏹
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Corpse Kings@CorpseKings·
What's a cool name for a Race of Hearty Pig Men? 🐷
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Zero Tolerance Policy
Zero Tolerance Policy@ThoughtCrimes80·
Laboring in a horse trough in the woods without a medical professional in sight is crazy work. It’s weird how some people create nightmare scenarios for themselves and pretend like it’s fun. 😬
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Groggy Wizard
Groggy Wizard@Jupthemighty·
@Movies_analyst I just ignore it all because when ups comes to shove they were too fucking lazy to make something new. Plain and simple. Let’s just milk the absolute fuck out of everything that was good. *drops mic*
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Movie Moments Analyst
Movie Moments Analyst@Movies_analyst·
Daniel Radcliffe says fans should stop comparing the new Harry Potter cast to him, Emma Watson, and Rupert Grint, and let them grow into the roles. “Don’t ask about us… I would like not to be weird spectral phantoms in these children’s lives.”
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Jake Lucky 🔜 SGF
Jake Lucky 🔜 SGF@JakeSucky·
"I'm gunna f*cking send it" Shroud pumping other men in Marathon
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Time Capsule Tales
Time Capsule Tales@timecaptales·
Chuck Norris held a 183-10-2 record and was a 6x world champion in full contact bare knuckle karate. On top of that, he beat heavyweight kickboxing world champion Joe Lewis 3 consecutive times and also had a brutal sparring match with undefeated kickboxing world champion, Bill Superfoot Wallace, that lasted an hour and a half. According to Wallace, they practically stalemated and "beat the crap out of each other". Chuck was trained in kickboxing/boxing by Benny The Jet Urquidez and was also trained in BJJ by the Gracies and Machados for 20 years. Even being able to submit Carlos Machado himself on occasion. Chuck had a 315 Ibs bench press at 180 lbs bodyweight and was said to have a grip back in the day that nobody could escape from because he was so strong. Even Jean Claude Van Damme said he'd never fight Chuck Norris, despite being a kickboxing world champion himself. Chuck held a 10th degree black belt in Chun Kuk Do, a 9th degree black belt in Tang Soo Do, an 8th degree black belt in Taekwondo, a 5th degree black belt in Karate, a 3rd degree black belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and a black belt in Judo. Rest in peace, Chuck!
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まだ面白い
まだ面白い@madaomoshiroi·
海外のこのコメント見て笑ってしまったw 🦉: Why are they not fearing me, I'm big and fluffy (直訳:どうして彼らは私を恐れないの、 私は大きくてふわふわしているのに)
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by@beyoumf·
who saved you when you were at your lowest?
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Wall Street Apes
Wall Street Apes@WallStreetApes·
American was told to soak her blueberries in salt water Doing so would make larvae appear from inside the berries. It worked…. She says “They came out from the INSIDE of the berry — Be sure to soak your berries”
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Groggy Wizard
Groggy Wizard@Jupthemighty·
@DailyLoud Someone teach him how to smoke a Jay because it looks like he doesn’t even know how to light it 🤦🏻‍♂️
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Daily Loud
Daily Loud@DailyLoud·
T.I. son King drops a new diss track to 50 Cent after he made fun of his mother 👀
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Moongazer
Moongazer@joeybeastmarket·
My biggest conspiracy theory is after this concert every sovereign nation on the planet simultaneously recognized how easily they could be overthrown so they made everything gay and retarded and full of third worlders
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rae@ChillamChilli·
Punch 2026. Punch 2030.
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Groggy Wizard
Groggy Wizard@Jupthemighty·
@ma1ybe More like Mother Nature finally bringing men peace…
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