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just watched my dog squeak a ball for 15 minutes and thought “wow dogs are so easily entertained.” Then I realized I just watched my dog squeak a ball for 15 minutes.

@11MyJam @mooseincrisis I KNEW IT, YOU’RE CANADIAN!

@mooseincrisis Please make my death quick, Mr. Moose

You have to survive 5 minutes with the animal assigned to your birth month. Are you making it out alive?

My son got so upset at Shakira's outfit he stormed into his room and locked the door.

@_Maybe_May I’m so sorry May.

@StillJustDandy Remember the metamucil

Hear me out. Good & Plenty flavored ZZZQuil + Melatonin gummies

@JustElliot2 @Hells75Belle Yeah but did she ever eat the turnbuckle?

@Hells75Belle @StillJustDandy

ROODY POO CANDY ASS

@anactualwalnut I agree. He’s getting it done though.

Watching du plessis fight is so awkward dude is so stiff lol

@JustElliot2 @Hells75Belle Of what, Sunday dinners at Grandma’s house?

@Hells75Belle This gave me like 50 flashbacks all at once

Being told “I love you” is great, but have you ever been called “big dog” by the guy at the liquor store?

@talldarkthirsty *fluid

@StillJustDandy Yep!! I’m practically fluent now

It’s time

@11MyJam @DeebsFLA This whole thing is disgusting

@DeebsFLA The right leg is upsetting

I guess the last time this guy showered, was during the Ford administration.

This might actually be what Last of the Mohicans was really about

@Monkeyjunk11 If they remade the Golden Girls today this would be the fun one.

🫣🫣

@turtledumplin No promises

Alright heathens and hoors, I’m heading out for the weekend. You know the rules, no strippers, no glitter and no jizzing on my TL.

@Beaveinflow @thecanadianeh Maybe, but I don’t think they talk about them as much.

Do you think men love their dicks more than women love their tits?

This little guy loved a goodnight lullaby. ❤️

@youarethejokes But hey, you’d also have plenty of coke at craft services

@StillJustDandy It's so good you'd let it give you AIDS.