Dandy
292 posts
Dandy
@StillJustDandy
@ImJustDandy got hacked but I’m still here! Corporate monkey by day, Dandy by night. Aggressively average by all measures.
Katılım Mart 2026
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Do you think children should be forced to say "please" and "thank you"?
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@kimmie_c_ @11MyJam Start with me, but record it and send it to me…please
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@11MyJam Couple of classy broads! The perfect evening.
And we could talk shit about all these losers around here 🔥
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I haven't smoked in nearly 18 years. Suddenly all I want to do is sit on a patio near the shore with a good bourbon and a Marlboro red
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@Cory_Tucek There’s nothing pathetic about that. What is pathetic is losers like you still going on about them a week later.
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The Flyers don’t win Stanley Cups so their Cup was beating the Penguins.
Their fans admit as much.
What a low bar for a bottom rung franchise.
Kyle Frey@_kyle_frey
Their Stanley Cup is watching us lose to Carolina. At least our Stanley Cup was actually winning a series 😂
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Billionaires don’t want to work anymore
Indie 505@Indie5051
Kim Kardashian ha decidido abandonar su sueño de convertirse en abogada tras haber fallado en el examen del colegio de abogados 3 veces
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@youarethejokes And her, and her, and her, and her, and her, and her….
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Dandy retweetledi
@FoundersGirl I’d pay more for people to just keep ignoring me. That’s my comfy spot
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I’m a little concerned that my 22yo son is about to start his career with the same aura as this guinea pig.
Wait, maybe I’m super excited for this guinea pig’s future.
I’m so confused…
Science girl@sciencegirl
Peruvian long haired guinea pig
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Noooooo! My girl! Hold out for a hero, Bonnie! 😭
BNO News Live@BNODesk
NEW: Bonnie Tyler, whose hits include 'Total Eclipse of the Heart', is in a coma after bowel surgery in Portugal, according to local media
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@youarethejokes I appreciate the acknowledgment. I thought it was just me.
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