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@Jacksonsrule Becoming that wealthy requires the kind of sociopathy and ties to human-crushing practices that make the first step on undoing Human suffering to be undoing the thing that makes you rich (and also becoming a different person who wouldn't have done this in the first place)

You don't find it weird that not a single billionaire wants to end world poverty? Doesn't it strike you as bizarre that no one with that kind of wealth wants to be the hero who actually solves the world's biggest problems when they literally could? lsn't that suspicious?

@HeroesOfBritain @PolitlcsUK I too remember when Churchill famously gave up and resigned 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

@PolitlcsUK the clown act just wastes votes and helps the left reform uk's farage built the only machine that can win clacton history favours leadership like churchill's resolve.

🚨 NEW: Count Binface says he will stand against Nigel Farage in the Clacton by-election

@Lawrinho The same controls used to 'protect' teens will be used to monitor you by fascists. Go further. Ban all this social media.

How could anyone (who isn't 16/17) oppose this?

@inari92 @JaiceTV Like my favourite character; John Final Fantasy

Bc the game is called God of War, not Goddess of War. And there are plenty of games with female protagonists we love and care about them and if they change them we would be mad,The difference is that this title was built around one character whose story we’ve followed for years. So yeah, making him no longer the playable character is obviously going to upset people. Crazy concept, I know.

Men being furious about playing as a magical goddess that thickens the story/mythology while happily roleplaying as a half-naked oiled-up rage god for decades is one of gaming’s funniest self-reports. Women have been playing as men forever and somehow survived. Wild. #PrideMonth

@IFuckClankers @Bulagan1996 @sunnyright You: "What if it was so much better than it currently is!?" It isn't though - cope. A pointlessly human shaped robot is losing, while cheating, to a human with no experience, in a role that will never be economical to replace a human in, whether we're talking USA or China.

And yet for tens of millions of people worldwide, they still spend eight hours a day doing something that we haven't created a purpose built robot to handle yet. Do we wanna create millions, possibly tens of millions, of specialized, single purpose robots, to do every last little fucking factory job, or do we want to create a robust platform that can adapt to any task a human can? The fact we didn't have machines that could do this at all until the 90s tells you this is not trivial. We had fully automated fast food restaurants in the 50s. This is arguably substantially harder. I am more impressed at a robot which can pick up and flip arbitrary male items than I am one which can run an entire restaurant by itself. You are missing the forest for the trees if you think the purpose of this robot is flipping male, that's just something mildly useful it can do, pretty much forever, supplied with an infinite stream of training data, because they will always be more bullshit out of distribution packages for it to flip. And again, you're assuming no speed improvements? Why not use this as a benchmark? One robot that can flip burgers, fold your laundry, do your dishes, and sort mail. If this is functioning at 0.2% the speed of a contemporary USPS sorter, cool, that's a benchmark. What happens when it gets 10 times faster? 50 times faster? What happens when the endlessly adaptable generic platform can do the job faster than the dedicated machine, because engineering on the dedicated machine has a 18 month cycle time, and the updates are all in hardware? I'm not sure if you've ever worked a factory, but if you have, on low volume stuff, with a bunch of different processes, you would understand that there are tons of things that it is not worth building a dedicated machine for, then a generic machine would do fantastically, even if slower than the hypothetical dedicated machine which will never get built

Right but what the hell is it actually doing? It doesn’t appear to be sorting anything, just molesting each package

@BillBillBill06 @AJD20201 @jonburkeUK @UrbaneSlave I can't believe Zack Polanski committed the Rwanda genocide when he was only 12 years old- Shocking stuff.

@AJD20201 @jonburkeUK @UrbaneSlave How about this one? Maybe this one's easier for you to Google yourself.

Analysis of Green Party leaflets since ex-Libdem Polanski became leader showed across 40+ pages & 10k words: 🤔 1 mention of ‘climate change’. 🤔 1 mention of ‘nature’. 🤔 0 mentions of ‘net zero’. Stop telling me this guy is an environmentalist and a socialist. He isn’t.

@_WellBeloved @_bezpilotnik Nigel is literally threatening something he perceives as harmful to people who don't vote for him- Does that help you?

@_bezpilotnik Yea we get it, Nigel is literally Hitler. You despicable people can never just be sincere & describe things/ppI truthfully, you always default to hysterical fear-mongering defamatory hyperbole, b/c you have no regard for Reality & are fundamentally dishonest & fraudulent people.

Vote Green if you don't want concentration caps *anywhere*

@DanielGoldersUK @DPJHodges Damn I wonder if we could invest in our infrastructure that would invalidate the need for prolonged holding of people in piss poor conditions at the expense of the taxpayer????

@DPJHodges Right OK, so does that mean they want unvetted asylum seekers to be free to roam the streets able to murder and rape women and girls like we've tragically seen over the past few years?

OK, can we just clear this up. Green voters are not “hypocrites”. They don’t want migrant detention centres anywhere. Reform voters are the “hypocrites”. They do want migrant centres. Just not where they live.

@DeborahKFreedom @Kenmare05 @G4ry66 @Lewis_Brackpool @AshtonWard01 That is literally the opposite of the words coming out of the mouth of Farage's mouth 3 replies above you, is he not the leader of Reform?

@Kenmare05 @G4ry66 @Lewis_Brackpool @AshtonWard01 No they campaign to put them in areas where the centres are wanted by the majority of the people who voted in that area.

I may not agree with Green voters, but deliberately placing deportation centres in areas that vote against you as political punishment is vindictive and counterproductive. You don’t win people over by threatening them. It’ll also put people in serious danger.

@isitluck @ReviewsPossum Oh, undoubtedly.

@JustSeph @ReviewsPossum It started before that.

Congress hasn't formally declared war since 1942. So by your logic, every single military action since then has been an "illegal order", including the ones ordered by Obama and Biden.

@HotSotin Glad you agree that socialist policies of South Korea are responsible for their boost in GDP, compared to North Korea's autocratic capitalism.

Crazy idea: Let's split a country in socialist and capitalist halves and check in on them in 75 years.

@SkipperStagg @RealDanODowd If the average American driver would plunge at full speed into a cloud of smoke your driving tests must suck.

@RealDanODowd Looks like FSD figured it out. FSD is 9x safe than the average driver in the USA. Dan has less than 9x the average IQ of the average American. In case you were wondering yes, Dan has a financial insentive to try and make FSD look bad.

In case you were wondering why Tesla self-driving is so dangerous, this guy is a senior member of the team developing it. He claims he has no idea how to handle approaching a road that's completely obfuscated by smoke. Hint: the answer is to slow down and proceed with caution, which this Tesla didn't.

@FF_XIV_EN @eventbritehelp @eventbrite could you turn it off and on again

@FF_XIV_EN @eventbritehelp Could you put your payment servers back up please, cheers?

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@S1lentKhaos @FF_XIV_EN It's EventBrite payment servers throwing a 502 error because they couldn't have possibly anticipated traffic 🙄

@FF_XIV_EN I'm literally on the checkout page, and it keeps saying there's a problem with submitting the order? Are you sold it or is Event right breaking AGAIN?

@bluelogicx @mark_slapinski No one wants to be your fucking friend and all the ways your President has already violated your constitution and you still belive 'but the constitution'? Moronic.

The way the United States was designed is that one person—even the president—cannot change its fundamentals. Yes, a president can tweak trade deals or some foreign policies, but the fundamentals are untouchable. And there is no way he could invade an ally like Canada or Greenland, even if he really wanted to. If you’re not smart enough to understand this, then we have never been friends. Yes, President Trump made some comments that we may agree—or disagree—with. I agree that if the U.S. and Canada could become one big nation—not one being a state of the other, or one owning the other—a united North America could be unbeatable. But I do not agree with how Trump phrased or imagined it.

We literally had this before Donald Trump started talking about annexing us. You fucking r*tard.

@provemewrong411 Thank god America had few enough people like you during it's war for independance.

I simply don’t understand why Ukrainians keep doing this. They know Russia will retaliate, and it will be more severe and damaging…

@hr_unhinged -thank fuck I realised this is satire before I replied, but fuck me, I swear I know this person IRL; My headphones are in because I've had to listen to their 45 minute phone calls, on speakerphone, walking up and down behind people, containing 34 seconds of actual work.

I noticed one employee wearing noise-canceling headphones. Not earbuds. The big, cushioned over-ear kind that create a tiny personal universe. I asked if everything was alright. He said yes, he’s just trying to focus. I told him we value focus, but isolation can misread as resistance to collaboration. He said he’s literally sitting at his desk doing his job. I told him we track human presence, not just output. He asked how presence is measured. I said imperfectly, which is why it's so important. Then I logged “avoiding spontaneous culture building opportunities” in his engagement profile.

@trudat2020 @benonwine Hey, I dunno if you've tried using your eyes, buy about 90% of the BMW is in the wrong lane, whilst the cyclist is only in the wrong lane once a car crashes into him.

@benonwine Normally, I see cyclists get beaned through no fault of their own. In this case, though, the cyclist is at fault. In the oncoming lane, instead of behind the brown car, waiting his turn to go left on the road. Sorry, pal. You should not be in a blind spot in the wrong lane.

Who's at fault in this situation?