Justin Bowman
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In preparation for tomorrow’s hockey matchup between America 🇺🇸 and Canada 🇦🇺, here are some FACTS that the Canadians hate: 1. America is the oldest and greatest country on earth 2. Canada is a British province that must do what the queen says 3. The greatest hockey player who ever lived was American 4. Canada is poor, poorer than our South American neighbors in Mexico. The average Canadian makes less than $10,000 per year and doesn’t have the internet 5. Justin Turdeaux must do what Donald Trump says because they don’t have sovereignty 6. Vermont has superior maple syrup to anything in Canada 7. No Canadian has ever had a #1 song or album in the US 8. Canadians are the most obese and unattractive Western country 9. Quebec residents must speak English FIRST because America is the birth place of the English language 10. Canadians have an average IQ than is 20 points below the average US IQ



If the Bible was written in English, there’s no reason the Super Bowl halftime shouldn’t be as well



If the Bible was written in English, there’s no reason the Super Bowl halftime shouldn’t be as well


























