Justin Bowman
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@WallStreetApes Sounds like a guy that does not want the cops called for a accident report 😂
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American trucker parks his truck at a truck stop
A foreign trucker comes in and completely side swipes him trying to park his truck
The foreigner then gets out and starts screaming at him, he gets crazier and crazier
The foreigner couldnt even park correctly in this huge space
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@RepRashida At least you leave your replies on to get roasted, unlike @IlhanMN 😂
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The American people do not want a war with Iran. Trump is acting on the violent fantasies of the American political elite and the Israeli apartheid government, ignoring the vast majority of Americans who say loud and clear: No More Wars.
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@LisaDH15 Linda I am unclear from your bio whether you accept DMs
Can you clarify?
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Holy crap …. What an idiot 😂😂😂
Three Year Letterman@3YearLetterman
In preparation for tomorrow’s hockey matchup between America 🇺🇸 and Canada 🇦🇺, here are some FACTS that the Canadians hate: 1. America is the oldest and greatest country on earth 2. Canada is a British province that must do what the queen says 3. The greatest hockey player who ever lived was American 4. Canada is poor, poorer than our South American neighbors in Mexico. The average Canadian makes less than $10,000 per year and doesn’t have the internet 5. Justin Turdeaux must do what Donald Trump says because they don’t have sovereignty 6. Vermont has superior maple syrup to anything in Canada 7. No Canadian has ever had a #1 song or album in the US 8. Canadians are the most obese and unattractive Western country 9. Quebec residents must speak English FIRST because America is the birth place of the English language 10. Canadians have an average IQ than is 20 points below the average US IQ
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What’s an HBO series (that’s not The Wire, The Sopranos or GOT) that y’all would recommend?
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@3YearLetterman @chicksonright Must be a lot of people that have to finance their water beds on here.
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@chicksonright There should be an auto-follow feature where everyone is forced to endure my truth bombs unless they opt out
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How @3YearLetterman isn't at a million followers yet is a complete mystery to me. HE IS A NOTARY FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
Three Year Letterman@3YearLetterman
If the Bible was written in English, there’s no reason the Super Bowl halftime shouldn’t be as well
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@3YearLetterman I apologize for all of the Bowmans out there. She does NOT represent us coach
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@misty013 Quit giving our last name a bad name. Don’t argue with the coach!!! He would know
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Clears throat: The Bible was NEVER written in English.
The Bible was TRANSLATED into English for those of you who do not read Hebrew, Greek, nor Latin, let alone Aramaic.
Drops mic.
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Three Year Letterman@3YearLetterman
If the Bible was written in English, there’s no reason the Super Bowl halftime shouldn’t be as well
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@JustinB859 @crotfs I got the plat but I hated it so much because of glitches trophies. I had to replay the game so much to the point I knew which missions would crash the game so I can avoid them
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@crotfs I fuckin loved it. Everyone bitched but I got every trophy, DLC included.
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@Rad2theSki @TheNorfolkLion Kentucky guy here and I came to say the same thing.
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@TheNorfolkLion Nope… Southerners in the U.S. do this as well.
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I always do this… Is this just a British thing? ✊🏻🇬🇧
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@rickygervais That’s what they’re there for. When I post on FB, I post knowing mine is watching everything I post 😂
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I wish my mum could've seen some of this.
She would've told me not to swear.
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