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Every year, I share this video of French caretakers who take sand from Omaha Beach in Normandy, and scrub them into the letters to give them the gold coloring. They do this for all 9,386 US soldiers who died. France also gave us this land as American soil. #MemorialDayWeekend

The #Oilers have signed forward Aku Raty to a one-year, two-way contract with an AAV of $850,000. nhl.com/oilers/news/re…

@WSJ And people wonder why so many flock to podcasts for information and don’t value or trust papers of record anymore. You cut investigative reporters in lieu of stories on soda’s. What an absolute joke.

As Coke Zero gets bigger, and threatens to dethrone Diet Coke as the most important diet soda property in the Coca-Cola extended universe, the feud between Diet Coke fans and Coke Zero drinkers is getting pretty fizzy. on.wsj.com/4wKhvI5

@Lowetide @TheAthleticNHL Malenstyn would be an exceptional pickup for the Oilers.

New for @TheAthleticNHL Why Edmonton Oilers should fade top free agents, and who to target instead nytimes.com/athletic/73048…

@NHL_Muse @SleeperNHL What if the Edmonton Oilers had good coaching and management from 2015 to present day.

What is the biggest “What if” in NHL history?

@william15613095 @HarleyShah What benefits ?

@HarleyShah Because all young people are staying at home because benefits pay so much more lol

How is everywhere understaffed but there are also no jobs

@Lowetide @AntiMacro Met this gentleman standing on the beer line at a Humboldt Broncos game. A retired butcher who offered me his home and couldn’t believe a guy from Victoria B.C. was interested in small town hockey in Sask. We’re still friends today. Love that province.

@AntiMacro Yes. The people are kind and wonderful. For instance, despite the isolation, if you were to have a flat tire/engine problem, you couldn't pick a better place to have it happen. Wonderful people make Saskatchewan great. Seriously.

I've been driving for almost an hour and haven't seen a single soul. Do people even live in Saskatchewan?

Canadians be like ya, no.

The same people telling you that you should eat ramen noodles and white bread sandwiches everyday to save money while working overtime are the same people that will be telling you you should’ve just taken better care of yourself when your body is broken and you want healthcare.

@TheDegenWeekly Blasphemy

@TheMugNHL @lagging3k RNH is an integral part of the unit. The first touch upon zone entry and starting the setup. The unit is consistently #1 in the league year over year. Zero chance it gets broken up. What makes you think they need a replacement for him?

@lagging3k I’ve argued before about the Oilers needing a replacement on the PP for RNH, DeBrusk in that spot could actually make it even more lethal.

Jake DeBrusk is becoming underrated, it seems. He’s not a superstar by any account, but for fans to say they wouldn’t even take him at half retention? Mind-boggling. He’s a good buy-low candidate, gets to high-danger areas quite efficiently, as well. 20+ goal guy, why not?

@TheMugNHL Zero reason to trade for this guy with Ike Howard coming. Savoie and Podkolzin ahead of him on the depth chart as well. Would be a horrible pickup for EDM.

Assuming the Edmonton Oilers are the team that acquires Jake DeBrusk, eventually, what does a fair return look like?

@ZegrasTrevor This isn’t even close to what it would take to get Matthews.

Who says no? #LeafsForever #FlyTogether

@Prominent_Bryan @Captain_C2 lol dude you are absolutely clueless

@Captain_C2 And you're representative of the average Canadian and that's why we have no economic growth

I will never understand why Canadians insist e-transfer is better It isn't. It's always more annoying to use than the US system (or what they have in the rest of the world) I'm not saying interac e-transfer is terrible or unusable but it is objectively less convenient than Venmo, especially if you don't already have this person in your contacts It's weird how defensive Canadians are on this. Weird elbows up stuff. But it's always from people who have never experienced the system in the rest of the world

What’s a 10/10 movie but hardly anyones heard of it?

@TheDegenWeekly We’re so cooked bro

When my teacher asked what I wanted to do when I grew up I should have told her insider trading

Bill Maher: I don’t believe in God. Me: cool. Bill Maher: Israel was promised 3,000 years ago. Me: by who? Bill Maher: by God.

@TheDegenWeekly There’s still time to get to Montreal for the celly

Alright well I’m here but nobody else is. I guess it might just be a Bills bar. Potential fuck up on my part. I’ll have a Budweiser and see what happens 🦬

@Asnow119 If they weren’t prior and youre just now coming around because they praised a player you like, you’ve been missing out.

Gord Miller referencing Bouch not being named a Norris finalist as a negative. Welcome to being my new favourite hockey commentator, Gord "He's a guy that helps you win" - Mike Johnson. Youre added to the list as well. Positive list.

@raeziIla $15 an hour is too much for a working stiff though..

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