Justin Thesing

Take a few minutes to read this tragic story. #sad twitter.com/david8hughes/s…

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@FirstDoctor @4CUSH4 FYI

Alcohol has no single benefit, not one.

The concept of hiding your baby’s face in a photo shoot that we didn’t beg you to post

@DanHollaway @TreyWink581 @kylevsnider

This is the most American way to do a bachelor party.

@4CUSH4 @jeffmcballz Today and our roommate was my boss

@jeffmcballz @JustinThesing

Daydrinking with my roommate solely because we thought it would be funny if our other roommate came back to us being hammered

@_AlexGookin @rayechuul Lmk when she’s over you

I’m a lucky dude.

@shitbiscuit @BryceBryceBaby1 @4CUSH4

No beer is illegal in a stolen car

@cabby @4CUSH4

I apologize to the Chicago nonbinary community for what I’ve just done to one of the Gender Neutral Restrooms at the O’Hare Airport.

@InsaneReality @kylevsnider

The Samsung vs Apple debate might end here

@ResisttheMS @4CUSH4

NEW: Casey Anthony calls out VP JD Vance over his stance on the Minneapolis sh*oting. "Dear Vice President JD Vance. There is no such thing as a federal law-enforcement officer having immunity because it is convenient for you and this Administration. This applies to your Gestapo agents in ICE."

This is immediately the best helmet we’ve ever had

@_AlexGookin 🤞

It is honestly embarrassing how much I care about this. If this program leans into this, it has the opportunity to take off.

@PopCrave @4CUSH4

Donald Trump snaps at female reporter who asks about Epstein files: “Quiet, Piggy!”

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@_AlexGookin @gookybear *attends funeral* “No, yeah, he was justified on this, did you guys see his tweet?”

@JustinThesing @gookybear nearly su*c*dal reading this again

@GookyBear best tweet all summer by far

@4CUSH4 @CollinRugg She was dealing with children and that’s all she was on!? The self control…

@CollinRugg @JustinThesing

NEW: A Vermont substitute teacher has been cited after allegedly being so drugged out during class that she thought one of her students was her dog. 47-year-old Melissa Martin is accused of bringing cocaine onto Barre Town Middle & Elementary School campus. "The incident was reported to school staff after a student noticed Martin’s unusual behavior," a police spokesperson said. "Martin had admitted to school administration that she had cocaine in her jacket pocket, which was located in the classroom she had been teaching in." The teacher allegedly started referring to one of the students as 'Teddy,' the name of her dog, after running out of the classroom. Martin was cited for possession of cocaine and reckless endangerment. Video: @AnnaGuberMyNBC5

@BuschBeer @TreyWink581 @kylevsnider are we A or B?

You can only drink Busch Light in one region for the rest of your life. What’s your pick?

@danabeers @franciscellis @kylevsnider

10 minutes of the funniest moments of @franciscellis teaching me things