Justin Keech

@lildickytweets You know how i know you’re gay?

I love Drake

@XXL Goddamn idk how kendrick sleeps at night after that roast

Drake addresses Kendrick Lamar on newly leaked song “1AM In Albany” “Talkin' bout hiding the Bible, maybe y'all should read a page/Iced out crosses on they necks thinking Jesus saves, well even if he does, ni**a, either way/The blasphemy you talk let me know that your amazing grace gon' be delayed/You ni**as should be ashamed, the fact you had to bring those talks to get some decent plays, goodness grace/God wanna wipe that lil smug look right off ya fu*king face/All you really did was cap like uppercase, dodged the truth, but still managed to finally get a hit that let you run a base/Ni**as saw you out at first, you need 'em, so you out at home now, just like a double play”

@ESPNBooger Donut Saturdays

@PenguinsJesus Too bad you didnt get the chance. What happens is the better team moves on to the next round. Good luck with the geriatric squad you got. Keep crying

Never wrong, just early. Pens would have at least shown a pulse.

@BreidenFehoko Lol

I know revisionist history is going to rewrite history but in no world was Antonio Brown better than Julio Jones. If AB was that dude he wouldn’t have threw a fit and left Pitt when Juju got to town.

@JoeA_NFL I also dont know if thats a good thing lol

Every piece of Allar's mechanics looks totally different from last time I saw him play. This is a really good thing.

@_STEELHERE New orleans juju fumble

Name a Steelers loss that made you sit in silence for 30 minutes after the game

@BarstoolPAT @JeffDLowe She really was a piece of shit human lol. God bless her rich husband. Hope its worth it.

I think I finally remember @JeffDLowe. Hannah Cook tried to use pretty privilege on me to say she should get the bed on the RV. Spoiler alert: it didn’t work. I think Joey also called her bulimic, which I guess is mean. Anywho, cant wait for season 5!!!!

@UncleChaps @OhioTate I bet fighting a cop would get some views

@OhioTate Can’t imagine doing a series that relies on other employees for views and then viewing that as successful. I’d never do that

Also to be very clear (and very obvious) — After Dark has become an entire company show that relies on willing participants each week. Huge W’s and thanks to everyone who says Yes from the very top all the way down to Lucas.

@oonacmccaughan @BstoolSecurity Did pavs edit this?

DRAWN TOGETHER W @BstoolSecurity OUT NOW ON YOUTUBE

@CaptainCons Andddddd thats a swing and a miss lol. Clowns.

they really thought they cooked with this one

@CaptainCons @Katiemoneygrabz and @UncleChaps just blocked you for this logical tweet.

Amazing response here “My hope for America is what it's always been. 
I think it's the hope I hope we all share. We wanted to continue to be the place where anyone from anywhere can achieve anything. Where you're not limited by the circumstances of your birth, by the color of your skin, by your ethnicity, but frankly, it's a place where you are able to overcome challenges and achieve your full potential. 
I think that should be the goal of every country in the world, frankly, but I think in the U.S., we're not perfect. Our history is not one of perfection, but it's still better than anybody else's history. And ours is a story of perpetual improvement. 
Each generation has left the next generation of Americans freer, more prosperous, safer, and that is our goal as well. But it is a unique and exceptional country, and as we come upon this 250 year anniversary, I think we have a lot to learn and be proud of in our history.”

@oonacmccaughan @BstoolSecurity Hows pavs doing?

Recording new Drawn Together with @BstoolSecurity today 👀

@AnnieAgar Android watch?? Barf

solo travel is the best. mike vrabel should try it sometime

@Antwan9000 @clubtrillion @BarstoolYak Is that the one where he said something so abhorrent I can’t repeat it?

I saw @clubtrillion at Mandalay Bay in Vegas after the 24’ Dozen Live show…. Couldn’t have been more of an asshole… he was LITERALLY walking by hundreds of ppl in the casino… didnt stop for a single hug or anything. #TotalDick @BarstoolYak

@stoolgambling Who the fuck wrote this dumbass tweet @stoolsalesguy

Puck Luck beats Talent when Talent doesn’t work hard

@qpe @kellykeegs @barstoolspringb Compared to menopausal keegs hes a very young boy. And you’re right. The average 23 year old is mature beyond their age.

@Justin_Keech @kellykeegs @barstoolspringb Since when is a 23 year old grown man a “young boy”

@nickysmokess No shame big dog. You’re the main character of the show and still put a great performance.

I’m sorry. I wish i had more to give. But I’m sitting at dinner falling asleep with constant chills. I don’t think me walking around fighting for my life or sitting at a section til 4am is going to be headline news. Love you all. Hope the cast does their thing.

@MLFootball @jerrythornton @TitleTalkTCL @PatsBuzz @itmekaralee @FitzyGFY @JumboHart @LawsNation @ScooterMagruder @mtag1993 Ill believe it when dianna tweets it

🚨BREAKING: The New England #Patriots are one of the FAVORITES to trade for #Cowboys wide receiver George Pickens. There is a 56% chance that Pickens is TRADED by Dallas, according to Polymarket. Pickens is 25 years old and was an All-Pro and Pro Bowler last season. WOW 👀