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@Josh001J Had such friends back in 2021, A year later I lost my dad. I tell you maina. Hata 5bob sikupokea from any of them. Na niliwajulusha wote. I dropped them all.

This dude created a WhatsApp group, added all his friends and gave them a lecture of a lifetime then cut them off. Valid, is it not?

@goaldigger_ke Hata wewe pia u lack professionalism. Enyewe ujidishi tu.

He (Gen Z) on DM wants to advertise for a brand I just started working for. He was offering min. stats (only one story views and followers) and no evidence of ROI. I asked him to send a more organized proposal, told him that we shall be in touch… this is what he sent. Thoughts?

@DionBett Ulisema hakuna huruma kwa viwete🤣

Mnakula nini hizo ends?

@JumiaKenya Earpods zenye mliniuzia moja ishakuwa bubu na hata mwezi hijaisha. Bois hapa kunaendaje?

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@Obegi_ Bois unaunda nuclear

60 bob haiwezi jenga kula vizuri once kama mimi🫴🏾💪🏾

@kichwa_ Most have 2 RAM Slots. E.g 128GB + 4GB

Shida yenu ni kujifanya wajuaji,huezi eka 64+64+4????

@Obegi_ @joymillersltd Hutaki za kabej hata?

Kumbe hii ugali ya Kavagara Premium unaweza kula bila mboga, little did I know🥺🔥🔥 @joymillersltd thank you so much

@rinahbbyyy None

Wrong answers only!!!

@Osama254_ Unavotia wapi kura😂

Niko kadi,je wewe?

@_MissVivie Hapo kwa airtime balance🤭

The new mpesa app (one app) is live and all customers using m-pesa app can download it. Sai you don't need my safaricom app na m-pesa app kando kando juu ziko conjoined. We prayed for days like these

@gathirus @Ja_Kochogo Ndo nimeaangaa anasema 7k? How? After taking care of everything including buying, loading/offloading, fuel/transportation cost, it should be atmost 4k

@Ja_Kochogo @JuteMallo Buy at 1000, load with 300-500 add+ the transportation fees to destination= total cost

Murram kiasi hii inatoka doo ngapi hizo sides?

@Ja_Kochogo Depends with distance though.Hiyo ukinunua 7k na top soil for landscaping si utanunua na 10k?

@JuteMallo Sio thao saba

@DiamondDk20 @HonAdenDuale NHIF only needed some improvements, hapa ni wizi tupu

@HonAdenDuale Let's assume what you are saying is true it means the government owes them 7 Billion shillings? Isn't the serious crippling? 28% of claims have not been paid? Why did you need a 100B system if claims have to be verified for months? 27B claims meaning not paid in 5 months

@BettyNdirangu @glennotiende Money n power actually run the world.

@glennotiende Hata kama alimpea 1 million. Do you know how much the parents have invested in that girl before you look at her and decide she is worthy of your hard earned money ?! Mnakasirishanga watu 🙄

Before Ivy Wangeci was murdered As unfortunate as it was Kinuthia sent her 24k for her birthday... (I could be getting the figures mixed up) A year later. On that fateful day, he had sent her 15k, and was on his way to add an additional amount My question is. Why would you accept such amounts from a person you have no intention of pursuing any romantic relationship with? Knowing very well they harbour feelings for you? I think we can all agree that whatever happened to Ivy was unfortunate. And the perpetrator was brought to book, rightfully so. But remember, the law doesn't prevent crime. The law punishes crime. By the time the law is stepping in. There is already a victim. We don't live in a perfect world. People, even women , respond to heart-ache differently.... There are deviants in the society. There always have been

@BettyNdirangu @glennotiende But pia unachukua pesa ya nini ukijua humpendi mtu? Hapa mi naona ni uchungu bt we also have to learn.

@CoItskurui @ivymuthe Barabara ni yako

@allele122 @ivymuthe Si unaroll tu chini

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@SimpleSum2 @PoliceKE 🤣

@PoliceKE Do you teach them how to take bribes?

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@RutoJames7113 Shida mnaringanga sana, hata mkiulizwa show me the way after mmefika huko huwa hamreply ama kusoma WhatsApp messages zetu. Huwa mnatuona mafala. Kuna jamaa yangu my immediate neighbour after kufika huko Australia hata salamu zangu hakuwainijibu. Sai ni 3rd yr. Haniongelesangi.

Goal ni kutoka block.

@StandardKenya Maybe a destruction kwa wakenya, there's something fishy being signed into/done at the top house.

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