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@BillSimmons Your coach is a psychopath with no inner monologue, hope this helps

Will never understand this. Made no sense as it was happening.

@NoFlagsFilm @CFBNumbers Now make one where his guy is open and he side arms it into the dirt

@Connor_J_Hughes Would rather start klubnik every game than let that narcissist weenie in the locker room

On Russell Wilson and the #Jets: Nothing is imminent, I’m told, but there’s plenty of mutual interest. One of the biggest proponents in the Jets building for getting Russ? Geno Smith. The Jets went to Geno about the idea and he raved about Wilson’s work ethic, what he meant to him during their time together. We’ll see if anything happen. Was an easy workout to schedule. Wilson hopped in his car and drove over. He still lives in area with Ciara.

Spanish bars reacting to the moment the Zaragoza keeper punched his opponent 😭😭

@RoyDekel I heard Roy Dekel touches kids

Heads up, Ken Griffin! Mayor Mamdani wants you to pay more taxes. Wealthy, beware! youtube.com/watch?v=FLKZnV…

@nizzleton @DevyEusuf YOU are ignorant

I wonder why Jordyn Tyson has knee and hamstring issues.

@ryleywalker @johnsemley3000 @WIRED Epic copy pasta sir. Now about those bot farms…

@johnsemley3000 @WIRED none of you fat losers could last a week doing what geese does. playing that much with a big production is an insane amount of work that would have you seeking help. i've seen people melt down driving to a one off in indianapolis. the mental gymnastics of this stuff is so intense

burner accounts, trend simulation, manufactured discourse: music marketers are embracing new online tools to get ears on new music. is it just business as usual? and ARE Geese an industry plant? I investigate music's dirty little secret, for @WIRED . wired.com/story/geese-ch…

@BoltzmannBooty Much love man hope you are well <3

@jkylemann Thoughts on Andrija Jelavic? Stretch big who has shot 29, 32, 28 percent from 3 in three seasons? Whats the appeal

it’s wild how surprised we are these days when a program retains a good player

Nike admit 'bulging' £135 England World Cup shirts have a problem and 'fall short' of standards - after they employed AI for 'high-tech' design trib.al/nU29TyQ

@gamscout Context matters!!!

Dane Brugler brought up a great point the other day. Guys who watch college football and watch players every single week and get to see the flow of the season have a way different opinion on prospects than the guys who watch no ball and just watch some cutups in March and April.

@hypersane24 @alisha_hg You pay money for extra attention from strangers online… how spiritually broken are you? 43 thousand tweets in less than two years. No friends, no hobbies just desperately fishing for likes and daily rage baiting just to feel something. It’s too bad nobody loves you

I hate this sentiment it’s literally 3 dollars, just pay your fare and stop stealing from your fellow New Yorkers.

I sent ChatGPT an audio file of a series of FART sound effects and asked what it thinks of "my music" and this is what it said

@Nate_Tice Osu might have three guys on that defense go in the top five picks yet none of them were the most valuable player on that defense

pulling clips from this game for a different reason, but hello there, Kayden McDonald

@bomani_jones You letting them do you like that in the thumbnails now? Smh

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@MattNorlander Ya buying the top player in the portal and the biggest player in the portal. Brilliant stuff

Dusty May's brilliant use of the portal made Michigan a monster and probably set the template for how champions have to be built moving forward in college basketball. This is the model for the modern era and May is the master of it. Column from Indy: cbssports.com/college-basket…

@dukeblue24 Not saying it’s the reason arizona is losing but it feels like every year these great teams show up and put up outlierishly shitty performances that feel disjointed from the other 30+ games they’ve played to that point. Haven’t seen data on it tho

@KNNYLTHM You think it is affecting the games? It’s the same for both teams.

For a season that has delivered excitement in seemingly every big game, it's tough to see the two first halves go the way they went in the Final 4

@JimmyVacha @BuriedTreys Fucking lawyer who can’t read ahahahaha

@BuriedTreys @kjdecesare @grok can you summarize this novel and who the author thinks Will win?

Illinois / UCONN Both these teams rank outside the Top 330 in Average Offensive Possession Length, so expect tempo akin to your grandmother and her bingo friends doing walker races down the retirement home hallway. They’re also two of the best teams in the country at leveraging their spacing and shot gravity while still utilizing elite post threats within the scope of their concepts. How they accomplish those things offensively is completely different. Same thing on the defensive end with comparable foundational concepts but much different execution Now the obvious. Yes, these teams played earlier in the year. Typically, we would tend to value that to some extent, but thankfully, @matthewwinick laid out just HOW different rotationally that matchup was compared to where we are with these teams today. Keaton Wagler hadn't gotten the keys to the car yet, Tarris/Mullins were working back from injury, and UCONN grabbed 35% of their misses while Illinois shot under 21% from 3. Honestly, just chuck that game to the wind Credit to Hurley and staff, UCONN paved the way to a 2H comeback in the E8 thanks to a mid-game adjustment that looked to take away Duke’s ancillary players while taking their chances with Cam straight up. In the 1H, Cayden Boozer was quite literally statistically perfect, Sarr got a couple 3’s down, and Evans mixed in a handful of points, but all 3 of them combined had 6 points in the 2H after 26 in the 1H. Duke is also a much more helio-centric offense that is heavily reliant on one guy to do a lot of work (esp. w/ Foster at <100%), so you can get away with trying to play that game in that type of matchup, especially if you trust your post defense in that 1-on-1. Illinois is much tougher to do that against given the balanced shot/usage distribution throughout that lineup. While these teams look to stress defenses with their spacing, UCONN does most of their damage away from the ball while Illinois is your typical ball screen-driven attack. For all the tempo concerns in this game, these offenses do actually have paths to efficiency on both sides. While Illinois is ELITE in post-up defense given their frontline size, Tarris has now absolutely chewed through Duke & Sparty, two similarly massive frontcourts who deny the rim, in the last 2 games. For all the concerns UCONN will have defending Illinois' booty ball, the Illini will have similar issues with those bigs chasing guys through screens all game Which brings me to the 4-spot. You have one helluva push-pull at the PF position in this game. And it’s rare for me to focus on an individual matchup that doesn’t involve POA point guards or centers playing in non-rotation-based defenses. It’s too easy to force switches via ball screens or off-actions for scout-conscious coaches in 2026. But for every advantage that Mirkovic will have backing into the post on smaller bodies will be the same advantage UCONN has forcing those lumbering bigs to guard in space, which they don't see much of in the B10. Piggybacking on that last sentence, there are surprisingly few B10 offenses that are heavily driven via off-ball screening actions to free up shooters. A lot of that likely has to do with the ridiculous amount of point guard talent in the conference who can create on the ball, but that also means Illinois hasn’t seen a ton of UCONN’s style this year. Look at their run in the tournament. Houston, Iowa, and VCU are all offenses who operate massively on-the-ball through their lead guards. This is much different. One team that does do a ton away from the ball in the B10? A Nebraska offense who beat Illinois in Champaigne and led by as much as 7 partway into the 2H before the Illini size & shotmaking eventually took over. Small sample obviously but it does speak to some of Illinois’ potential issues defending away from the ball with their size. Onto the defensive side. As I alluded to, both of these teams tend to go about things in different ways, even if they’re both heavily antically minded units that try to funnel opponents into difficult midrange shots off the bounce. The reason I loved Illinois over Houston offensively had to do with their ability to avoid turnovers, space the floor, and have multiple on-ball operators to play through at any point of the shot clock. While UCONN’s hard hedge is obviously not as aggressive as Houston’s, it’s still a similar-looking coverage that Illinois has POUNDED all year. As soon as you have to even show your big, much less commit him to a double team, Illinois is already tall enough to pass over swarming defenders, everyone other than Stoj is a REAL 3P threat, and so they tend to turn that gameplan against opponents more often than not (and in some spots, in a MAJOR way). When you look at Illinois defensively, if Bama was literally the tallest team in the country per KP, they would be Illinois. Illinois is DEAD LAST nationally forcing turnovers, opting for less aggressive closeouts in lieu of being able to send their elite positional length to the glass in numbers. Underwood has always had elite Defensive 3PRate marks throughout his career, but with this bigger lineup, they have pivoted to being more gap-conscious than in years prior, opting for forcing defenders to hit perimeter shots over their positional length. Now look at UCONN. There are two teams that tended to fare best against them, especially defensively, and that was the two teams in the Big East who heat up the ball most in Seton Hall & St. John’s. Illinois is not just the ‘opposite’ of that in a hyperbolic sense, but they are quite literally the furthest D1 data point away from that. I tend to think if you don’t make this UCONN offense uncomfortable, and you let them run their stuff throughout the entire shot clock, on top of having questions with how you switch your bigs away from the ball…that most certainly sets up well for the Huskies offensively Looking at more individual stuff, the Silas Demary injury status has now reached genuine level of concern. Malachi Smith is more than formidable as a backup point guard for an elite team, especially with the way he can initiate offense for himself and others on the ball. It’s difficult not to look at his recent production and say that the additional minuteload at the expense of Demary’s ankle has been somewhat of a blessing. I also tend to not buy that as much when UCONN offensively is heavily driven off the ball, Smith is probably the worst defender on the team, and fully healthy Demary conversely may be one of the better POA defenders in the country at his size and physicality. MAYBE the extra couple day turnaround helps. Tend to think it can’t hurt, and that his minutes cannot really be any lower than the past couple games with how horribly he’s played in a couple spots. But they will NEED Demary defensively against the 3-headed ball screen monster of Illinois I probably buried one of the leads a tad here. But Tarris Reed is likely MVP of the tournament at this point. If you told me an outlandish lie like his mother was a Russian ballerina, I may even buy it with some of the footwork that wagon has displayed, not just in this tournament, but all year as well…when he hasn’t fouled. I won’t rehash all the Tarris Reed foul concern worries of previous tweets, but they all still very much exist. And even though he only lost a couple minutes at the end of the 1H in the Duke game due to semi-foul trouble, that doesn’t mean he has cured those issues. But enough of that. I tend to bet that players won’t foul while still accounting for the fact that they could by utilizing stuff like ‘alts at smaller stakes'. If he doesn't foul, he has 20pt upside, but it's tougher to factor edge on a median outcome when the range is so wide. Tend to think Karaban/Mirk are in pretty favorable prop spots given the matchups, but AK hasn't inspired a ton of confidence and the shotmaking has been up and down for a lot of the year. Should get his perimeter looks but it comes down to efficiency, which I think could be better-than-usual with the potential for high-quality Catch & Shoot 3s vs that Illinois defense. Karaban also probably is forced into a bit more usage (esp. if Tarris fouls or struggles) if Demary is still <100% like I think he is One of these Illinois guards is likely going to eat. Underwood is going to find a mismatch he likes and go to it over, and over, and over, and over again. It's just hard to guess which one it will be, although Boswell has certainly taken a backseat in the usage department during the postseason, so I tend to lean Wagler/Stoj. That being said, if Malachi Smith is still splitting point guard minutes with Demary, Boswell can stuff him in a locker physically. Wagler/Stoj will draw pretty soft individual matchups no matter who UCONN throws on them. Probably prefer Wagler over Stoj given Stoj can be much more feast-or-famine in games compared to KW's consistency