Rob Neff

@NASA Will you have the Artemis crew keep an eye out for Alice Kramden?

@lavern_spicer @JoeyMannarino Shots fired!

@JoeyMannarino Nigga she look like you in a wig.

This is the Left’s candidate for Prime Minister in Italy. This woman. With this face. In a country that is known to have the world’s most beautiful women. It really takes work to find someone with this look in Italy. They don’t have these crawling out of every corner. The Left truly goes out of their way to find the ugliest and dumbest human beings on planet earth to run as candidates. Also, she’s named “Schlein”. Another tough one to find in Italy.

@NASA @NASAArtemis @astro_reid @AstroVicGlover @Astro_Christina @csa_asc @Astro_Jeremy Ask them to keep an eye out for Alice Kramden.

The Artemis II astronauts, now suited up for launch, are headed to the launch pad. The crew includes NASA astronauts @Astro_Reid, @AstroVicGlover, and @Astro_Christina, and @CSA_ASC astronaut @Astro_Jeremy.

We're going around the Moon. Come watch with us. Artemis II's four-astronaut crew is lifting off from @NASAKennedy on an approximately 10-day mission that will bring us closer to living on the Moon and Mars. The launch window opens at 6:24pm ET (2224 UTC). twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@nicksortor Hopefully they let us know if they spot Alice Kramden.

🚨 JUST IN: The Artemis II space crew has emerged in their suits, and are on their way to the rocket So far, we’re a GO for launch to the moon tonight! Let’s go!!!! 🇺🇸🔥

@Hunter_Eagleman Chocolate industry has fallen on hard times.

WTF? 😳

Look at this shit. Video has the plane flying backwards yet the smoke and flames rise up. @MarioNawfal needs to stop with the ai bullshit or he’s gunna lose more followers. I was prevented from replying to his original post so I’m tagging him here. x.com/marionawfal/st…

@pnf_403 @Jwrong You don’t have to ask me twice. :)

アメリカの皆様、こんにちは。 私は、日本最大の銃器コレクターです。 銃器コレクションは128挺に達しています。 収集対象は1836～1975年の火器です。 所有する火器は、日本国内の法律に適合した合法品(無可動実銃)です。 私をフォローすれば、とても珍しい銃砲をお見せする事をお約束します。

@HostileHare Whippersnapper. Get of my lawn. :) HBD!

Maturity: getting blue blockers for your birthday and being excited because they're EXACTLY what you wanted and needed! #oldmanvibes 41 and having fun!

@PatrickT1023 @MarioNawfal Yeah I thought that same thing.

@KW2E_Rob @MarioNawfal AI? Tell that to the India immigrant in all the videos throwing U turns in the middle of freeways all over America.

Tesla Semi. Less maintenance. More driving. The way it should be. Fewer moving parts. Fewer things begging to break. No 13-gear wrestling. 500 miles. 4x faster charging. Half the headache. Truckers gave it a shot. Not an easy crowd to please. They were impressed. Now that’s a plot twist. @Tesla

@DefiantLs Not true. Oregon still requires an attendant to pump gas in counties over 40k in population.

In some US states, it's illegal to pump your own gas

@paigeinkansas @PeteHegseth @KidRock @USArmy Ladies first. Making an assumption here.

@KW2E_Rob @PeteHegseth @KidRock @USArmy No. But you can.

Thank you @KidRock. @USArmy pilots suspension LIFTED. No punishment. No investigation. Carry on, patriots. 🇺🇸

@paigeinkansas @PeteHegseth @KidRock @USArmy You know how many times Apache pilots buzz their own homes so their kids can see them? They are already out flying, a second or two hovering someplace isn’t going to break the bank. Kindly go fuck yourself.

@PeteHegseth @KidRock @USArmy You work for us. Please answer the question multiple people have commented - How much did this stunt cost U.S. taxpayers?

@Osint613 @Jwrong Good thing it has an orange tip. ROTF!

Scary Remote Control plane. Not a good idea.

@OwenShroyer1776 I love how the shot glass disappears when he downs it. lol

Goodnight and good luck!

To my American friends, I want to speak from the heart, because this moment truly moved me as a Japanese citizen. When President Trump made that Pearl Harbor joke, it wasn’t just humor to us. It felt like a weight I’d carried my whole life was suddenly lifted. My chest tightened, and honestly, tears came close. For 80 long years, we Japanese have lived under a heavy shadow — the constant expectation to apologize, to reflect, to stay in “guilt mode.” Even though we’re the closest of allies, that old wound never fully healed. We felt bound by the past, by the Constitution America helped write for us, always a little smaller, always needing to prove we were sorry enough. But in that single joke, Trump did something powerful. He turned a painful history into a shared laugh between equals. It was like he was saying: “Hey, it was a long time ago. We’re good. Let’s move forward — as brothers.” No more endless atonement. No more living in the shadow of being the “former enemy.” The curse broke. Japan feels free to stand tall again. Right now, cherry blossoms are blooming beautifully all across Japan. 🌸 This spring, the sakura feels like a perfect symbol — a fresh beginning. Not two nations stuck in old roles, but true equals, proud brothers, shoulder to shoulder, ready to build the future together. To the American people: We don’t want to be subordinates forever. We want to be your real partners — strong, proud, and loyal. The kind of allies who ride or die together. Thank you, Mr. President. Thank you, America. The strongest alliance in the world is rising again — as equals, as brothers, forever. #PhoenixRising 🇯🇵🤝🇺🇸🌸

@PeterVogel Reminds me of the movie Firefox. :)

Saw this plane in 1984 at the US Air Force Museum in Dayton. Had a profound impact on me. Looked like something out of Thunderbirds, the TV series.

@brockpierson Now do Scorched Earth.

Anyone here old enough to remember the PC game Lemmings on DOS from 1991?

@HostileHare We don’t have any horny toads here that I am aware of, just anoles. They make great chicken and turkey snacks.

I LOVE these little guys!!! I put him where I see the most ants, it's fun to watch them clean out a whole ant hill 🤣 #hornytoad #hornedlizard #desertdragon

@RifeTechnology @jk_rowling Guess this means girlfriends and wives can’t steal your hoodies anymore. 🤔

@jk_rowling Fine. If its only little boys with skatboards, then no women or girls. And women must only wear skirts or dresses.

I fear this might be my most controversial take ever, but I agreed to put it to a vote so here we are. Hoodies should only be worn by men young enough not to look silly carrying a skateboard.