Michael Turner

From my family to yours, we would like to express our hope that you have a blessed and joyful Christmas week. To my brethren in uniform serving the public trust in our nation’s jails & prisons, stay safe, stay vigilant & thank you for serving during the holiday.

@neiltyson If the Earth were in fact flat, would that help him?

In case you were wondering, for Santa, in a single 24-hr Earth-night, to deliver presents to all those who celebrate Christmas, he must visit 25,000 homes per second.

@johnhawkinsrwn @neiltyson Classic

@neiltyson Checkmate, math grinch.

@jmwilt21 It’s good you are having a good time with it. They [Electric Vehicles] are an option. Go to Honda’s website, you can get nearly any energy source you want. Even propane is an option. I’m waiting on hydrogen myself.

Tbh winter was the only question mark on whether I would enjoy owning a Tesla year round. Well after yesterdays 12 hr drive in sub freezing temperatures, the car handled everything like a champ. No regrets, EVs are 100% the future imo.

@art_brink @BeastofOrem @ponygirl923 @AbbyJohnson Gender Dysphoria was re-categorized in 2012 from mental illness to identity disorder, but that is no less a mentality illness now, than it was before it was categorized.

@art_brink @BeastofOrem @ponygirl923 @AbbyJohnson What I’m saying is, they are wrong.

If one of my daughters came and told me she was a mermaid, I wouldn’t throw her into an ocean and feed her raw fish. Sorry everyone, you can’t pick your gender and you can’t identify as made up things.

@miles_commodore Balls.

What did we have 70 years ago as a country that we lack today?

@AnnLesbyPhD I can’t think of a better recommendation for Pride Month.

Reminder to Christmas Celebrators: Do not decorate outdoors and be sure to keep decorations away from windows to avoid triggering those who do not observe the holiday.

@ninaturner Not all homelessness is the same.

Some Americans will freeze to death over Christmas weekend—that’s a policy choice.

@DashDobrofsky Trump has the same tax credits available to him that is available to anyone else. Your jealousy isn’t a good look.

Trump is not a man of the people. How do I know this? Because Janitors, Teachers, Nurses, Custodians, Truck Drivers, Farmers, Waiters, Cashiers, and Construction Workers all paid more income taxes than billionaire Donald John Trump in 2016, 2017, and 2020 open.substack.com/pub/dashdobrof…

@threeballes @DashDobrofsky Yes. Also, getting tax credits is racist.

@KYColonelTurner @DashDobrofsky Yes! That way, there is more for Ukraine!!

Donald John Trump, an alleged billionaire, paid $0 in income taxes while everyday Americans suffered open.substack.com/pub/dashdobrof…

@NickAdamsinUSA Doesn’t matter, they’ll both get us to the scene of the crash. I bet we will beat the paramedics there by 30 minutes.

If you’re on a plane that needs to make an emergency landing, do you want a male or female pilot?

@mostlypeaceful They’re lame.

So it turns out all that finger pointing about Senate midterm races was pointless since Mitch McConnel, Lindsay Graham and their lackeys will happily vote with Democrats.

@abbeymkaiser Yeah, if you get your ‘science’ from @AOC

It’s happening.

@JamesKingst0n James, do you ever get a cramp and nearly fall?

NEW VIDEO!! Caught AT THE TOP of a Crane by ANGRY American Cop youtube.com/watch?v=467Izh…

@ClayTravis I can’t even comprehend how these kids have pulled in so much money. It’s beyond me.

I haven’t trusted SBF since I found out he was a billionaire and this was his girlfriend. Now she’s testifying against him to potentially put him in prison for life. Worst relationship decision since John Bobbitt.

@StudentsforLife They’re afraid of truth.

What are pro-abortion students so afraid of?? nationalreview.com/2022/12/the-ha…

@Gaintrust_us LOL

Scientist are saying this map, with increased certainty, represents the United States in 30 years if we do not take steps to reverse climate change.