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Arteta's #UCL record at Arsenal 🔢

Look man I get it. Tweeting about Arsenal on this app can easily make your post go viral. But just stick to the neutral side of things and posting xG stats. There’s always receipts.

Arsenal have played this same fixture congestion 4 times since January you dense, inbred cretins. Get a brain.

Christian Nørgaard is an ambassador for the Danish Cancer Society ❤️‍🩹

@ArtetaEra Should have more like tbf…

It's 3months already. -Max Dowman has scored and assisted. -Rio Ngumoha has scored and Assisted. -Junior Kroupi has scored his 11th of the season -Nico O'reilly has scored twice in a final - Arder Guler has scored a banger and Freekick against Bayern. -Bruno Fernandes has assisted every united forward since then. BE HUMBLE! YOU ARE A FLOP. JUST RETIRE.

@Mighty_Gunners_ @I_amMukhtar I thought the welfare state was meant as contributory insurance for citizens who paid in, not a global handout for new arrivals with zero stake. Anyways that prick is a racist, don’t agree with anything he stands for.

@KYMKVH @I_amMukhtar Why should someone who isn’t from here and has never contributed 1p in Income Tax or NICs be entitled to benefits?

John Terry is a horrible person.

@Mighty_Gunners_ @I_amMukhtar How so?

@I_amMukhtar @KYMKVH He’s right though 🤷‍♂️

@cityreport_ @inHighburyN5 The brown envelope wasn’t thick enough.

𝘽𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂: The Premier League have REJECTED Manchester City’s request to switch around the Crystal Palace and Bournemouth fixtures! 🚨‼️ Manchester City will play Crystal Palace at home on Wednesday, May 13 before the FA Cup final on Saturday, May 16 and then Bournemouth away on Tuesday, May 19. 📰 @johncrossmirror

#Arsenal have won 40 games this season. Manchester United will only play a total of 40 games. We've already played 20 games more than them, and we still have a minimum of six to play. People still aren't clocking the impact of the game volume top teams are suffering from.

Raya saves 2025/26 🔥 #UCL

16 clean sheets 🔝

Gary Neville: “I’m not biased.” Also Gary Neville:

Zubimendi is gassed give the poor guy some rest.

Only reason I ain’t laughed more at this guy is cus he’s black

@popup_tddy Why have I never thought of that. Damn..

Stoners rarely get sick

@ACSPARTAN1 Deport

BOLTON PAEDOPHILE RING JAILED⛔️ Six men who sexually exploited under‑age girls at a property in Blackrod, Bolton, have been jailed following a trial at Liverpool Crown Court. The group targeted girls aged between 13 and 15, meeting them near a community centre before contacting them online and inviting them to what became known as the “party house”. The offences took place between 2016 and 2018 and involved rape, sexual activity with a child, and sexual assault. Jack Poulson, 31, of Bolton, jailed for 17 years for rape and sexual activity with a child under 16. Richard Haslam, 36, of Bolton, sentenced to 16 years for rape and sexual activity with a child under 16. Daniel Flatters, 34, of Bolton, jailed for seven years for sexual activity with a child. James Fitzgerald, 36, of Bolton, sentenced to five years and six months for sexual assault. Cory Barrett, 24, of Wigan, jailed for 12 years for rape and sexual assault. Elliot Turner, 36, of Bolton, sentenced to two years for sexual activity with a child under 16.

UPDATE: Norway urges US to pressure Israel to release Palestinian tax funds 🔴 LIVE updates: aje.news/252c85?update=…