KML

Just do the right thing sometimes. Let it cost you. Fight people. Just do it.

@timgill924 As a grad student, I read each assigned reading 3 times then crafted a 280 character shitpost response to each paragraph. If you’re not prepared to do at least this much in service to a seething personal vendetta, academia might not be for you.

@lidianams @timgill924 That's a follow.

landlord: the cost of rent has gone up businesses: that’s a natural part of doing business suppliers: the cost of materials has gone up businesses: that’s a natural part of doing business worker: the cost of my labor has gone up businesses: listen here you little shit

He's making a list. He's checking it twice. He's adding a picture. He's completely fucked the formatting. He's closing the Word document in anger.

@MarkScherz @Nature Invertebrates!

I find it so ridiculous that new dinosaurs and hominids make it into @nature but basically no other taxonomic descriptions apparently qualify. The new Stegouros is no more elaborate or interesting a discovery than typical new frogs, lizards, or fish. nature.com/articles/s4158…

@raniawrites Be petty, do it! Some famous actress did that to a classmate who bullied her in grade school, and she felt great afterwards. I vote for petty! And, Oh, I'm so sorry this professor put you through this when you lost someone so young and you so young. ❤

DEA raid Airbnb & arrest guests. #AirbnbSucks reddit.com/r/AirBnB/comme…

@Reviewer_No_2 Yup, that's a 4 year old.

“Baltimore is a great place to have a business because real estate is affordable and steady. If you're a small business and you're looking to grow, you need a stable environment where you know what your rent is going to be and what the labor market looks like” - Ayeshah Abuelhiga

@shadow_shawty Very artsy! And delicious! Go for it!

Damn should I start making cooking tik toks lol

Tourism dollars are not greater than long-term residence dollars. This argument that short-term rentals bring in tourism dollars that can't be passed up is dumb af. Long-term residents spend and contribute more without destroying communities. Short-term rentals need to go.

@chefkatarina I mean, I've lived much farther north, and I know this, but, .... 🤣

@waltshaub Oh, yeah, mine is never matchy matchy, color coordinated or any of that shit.

@chefkatarina I always forget how much farther north you are than me, and I'm like, "Dang, it can't be dark already!!"

@ReemK10 Yes, it has a mild, very clean taste, and it's very filling.

@KaMeLPullin Tasty?

Have you had an acorn? greenvalleynaturalsolutions.com/the-surprising…

@westwoodsam1 May you be required to number sections and subsections in MS Word.

What is the worst "ye olde witch" curse you can give to an academic? I'll start, "May you forever create a new password for editorial manager"

@MicrobiGals @Nouronal 🤣

@LindsayBbent @Nouronal ❤

@Nouronal Our cat is called Helix. She’s a rescue from an animal research facility that was shut down.