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@bamwinejnr Talking from a point of ignorance. I can tell you that three years overseas equates to at least fifteen years here in terms of "your standards of living."

Am I the only person who doesn’t like leaving Uganda because I feel abroad is so stressing more than even here!???….

@skaheru @UG_Airlines @tebsbalis Soon @UG_Airlines will be in the guinness world records 📚, it's failures are only there's to break worldwide.

#Grateful to God and the calm competency and professionalism of Capt. Tonny Tebajanga of @UG_Airlines. In a freak incident mid-air shortly after we left Johannesburg, one half of the windscreen of the plane shattered. @tebsbalis quietly and steadily held the situation even though some of us could tell things were not right, and flew us back to Johannesburg.

@DailyMonitor Incompetence, jst the beginning

CAF to Hoima Stadium – zero marks! You know that Luganda saying, “atakwagala oba omulaba”, if someone does not like you, even how you breathe annoys them. That is exactly how this whole CAF vs Uganda situation is starting to feel. Looks like our love to host the Afcon is one sided bit.ly/4cnCI2r #MonitorUpdates #FridayXtra

@amronaldo @Parliament_Ug If it’s really about environment, why does URA impose environmental levy on European cars? They under go EU ETS, EU CO2 2019/631, EU ECO Design directive (2009/125/EC), EU GPP, EU Battery regulation (2023/1542) and finally EU SMS What else is URA and NEMA enforcing ?

A man that gives you m0ney each time you go to his place for a sleepover,is your client...🌚 not your boyfriend

@UCC_ED laughable

Bannayuganda mwenna Ekitongole ekilungamya eby’empuliziganya mu ggwanga (Uganda Communications Commission) kyagala okubategeeza ku nsonga z’okweyambisa omutimbagano na ddala mu mbeera eliwo kati ey’abamu okugweyambisa mu ngeri emenya amateeka. Embeera eliwo gye twogera ko; tukimanyi bulungi nnyo nti kkooti etaputa ssemateeka elina obutundu bwe yamenya wo nga tebukyakola ku teeka ly’okukozesa obubi kompyuta n’emitimbagano mu ggwanga lino. Obutundu obwo, bukwata ku bintu nga okukozesa obubi “social media” omuli; okuvuma n’okuvvoola abalala, okulaga abaana ebintu ebitasanidde kulabwa ba myaka gyabwe n’ebintu ebirala. Twagala okubategeeza nti newankubadde kkooti etaputa amateeka yagyawo obutundu obwo, ekyo tekitegeeza nti kkooti ewagira ebintu ebyo okubeerawo. Ebintu ebyo bisigala bikyali bikyaamu mu buntu, mu mpisa ne mu mateeka amalala kkooti geetakwatako. Newankubadde obutundu obwo bwagibwawo, bannayuganda tubategeeza nti wakyaliwo amateeka amalala mangi agayinza okukozesebwa okulaba nga emitimbagano gikozesebwa bulungi, nga eteeka elya UCC Act elyateekawo ekitongoole kino @UCC_Official, amateeka agakwata ku by’abaana, eteeka ku kugoberera ebintu ebtali bituufu ebiteekebwa ku mitimbagano (Cyberstalking), Eteeka ku kubuzabuza n’obulyazaamanya obukozesebwa mu kkuba abantu ku mikutu. Gonna amateeka ago gakyali wo era gali mu nkola. N’olw'ensonga eyo, njagala tubeere begendereza nnyo, tukozese emitimbagano gino bulungi kubanga tuwuliddeyo bannaffe bangi abalowooza nti lwakuba obutundu obumu kkooti yabugyawo, kati lifuuse beetu buli omu okukola byayagala ku mitimbagano. Ekyo sikituufu n’akamu. Nawulidde ko n’abamu ababadde bakunga bannabwe nti bawuulidde mbu etteeka baliweze nti kati bakole kyonna kyebagala, munnange kankutegeeze, oyo akukunga ayagala kuleetera kabasa mwattu era tokkiriza. Waliwo olugero nti ekisolo ekimu bwe kyali kikijjanya ebisolo ebirala byatuula okukisalira amagezi g'okukisiba ekide mu bulago bisobole okukiwulira nga kijja bidduke. Kya nnaku nti ekisolo ekyewaayo okukola omulimu guno ogw'okugenda okusiba mu kisolo kiri ekide, bwe kyagenda tekyadda era banne baakyo nebadduka. So munange, tobeera nga ekisolo ekyo oyagale okusiba ekide mu teeka nga oligezesa oba okufuna endowooza nti amateeka tegakyali wo . Njagala okubategeeza nti ffe abalungamya emitimbagano, amateeka gakyaliwo mangi ge tusobola okukozesa okutereeza embeera y’emitimbagano. N’olw’ekyo tetweyibaala, tukozese emitimbagano bulungi okutumbula embeera zaffe ez’obuntu, eby’enfuna, emboozi zaffe ennungi, eby’okwesanyusa mu, okweyigiriza n’okukola emirimu nga tetukola bikosa balala. Mwebale nnyo

@erich_mboowa @JudiciaryUG Nga ne ku ground, eeeeeeeh hahaahaha kika 😂🤣🤣

The Chief Justice of Uganda Flavian Zeija yesterday launched the Judiciary’s first-ever motor boat at Brovad Sands Lodge—a major step toward taking justice closer to island communities. A practical innovation to ensure justice is not limited by geography. 🎥: @JudiciaryUG 1/2

@Nassif_01_ Yes if not in Ug currency, that money has no f**n value

Can you burn all your academic certificates and transcripts for 700M?

@alihndhote @DailyMonitor How about you just provide the stats district wise!?

@DailyMonitor It would be better to report by district names instead of attaching tribes. I remember when giggers were in a few villages in Kamuli and Buyende and the media was reporting about it as gigger pandemic in Busoga. Come on, Busoga has 12 districts

Worry as HIV prevalence rate in Ankole surges. Prevalence rates stand at 11 percent, in Kiruhura, 10 percent in Mbarara City, and 8 percent in Bushenyi #MonitorUpdates monitor.co.ug/uganda/news/na…

@KwikirizaNova @ekiggundu It's even worse, that he has active runing blogs

@ekiggundu You’re speaking from an ignorant viewpoint. Make some research, you’ll come back here and tell me

Assuming Uganda had only 5,000 content creators across all digital platforms, each earning an average creator revenue share of $300 (≈ UGX 1,080,000) per month: In 12 months, each creator would earn: UGX 1,080,000 × 12 = UGX 12,960,000 Collectively, this amounts to: UGX 12,960,000 × 5,000 = UGX 64,800,000,000 annually (Sixty-four billion, eight hundred million shillings) If Uganda Revenue Authority (URA) applied a 6% withholding tax on this income, it would generate: UGX 3,888,000,000 annually (Three billion, eight hundred eighty-eight million shillings) And yet, 5,000 creators is a very small number compared to what Uganda can achieve with deliberate investment and support for the digital economy. Imagine the economic impact if this scaled to 10,000 content creators. Think about it. #BringStripeToUg @KabbyangaB @KKariisa @UCC_Official

@dr_katumwa @DailyMonitor 😂 people

@KabimbaJ @DailyMonitor Basic needs make your wealthy or poor

12 million Ugandans poor - new report #MonitorUpdates monitor.co.ug/uganda/news/na…

@dr_katumwa @DailyMonitor So rich/poor is about eating better😂

@DailyMonitor That’s a low number. Talk about urban poverty. Those people in villages with grass thatched houses actually eat better than us in the urban areas. They have more land, and more peace.

@NBSportUg we knew

According to a CAF report, none of the stadiums in the country fit the required standards for the AFCON. Uganda, along with Kenya and Tanzania are set to host the 2027 AFCON. Meanwhile, Kenya has yet to the pay the mandatory $30 million payment to CAF. A cause for worry? #NBSportThePavilion #NBSportUpdates 📸 Courtesy

@excluive_bizz OS, aliko abikooze. Now am here on google for the meaning of 'brand new'

Kathy Bae Powers gifts hubby Kusseim Baddest with a brand new MacBook after he lost his old one.

@MujuziEmmaK Bwoleka, the steering had to first tell it to me man to man 🙇🏽

Random question; when was the last time you took your car for wheel alignment?

@Uganda_Expozed @RebeccaKadagaUG @karothk256 @wekesa_amos @Nabimara_Paul @irumanyika @Beinomugisha_ @kasiryeadamkad @AKasingye @CMasiga @opigojimmy How much is that in KES, What I know is UgBcurrency is Shit/ weak over there, that might be the 'why'

The Nairobi bypass felt like it was designed mainly for the wealthy we paid over 20,000 UGX just to use it. It made me wonder how ordinary citizens who rely on it frequently manage such costs. In many of these countries, salaries may seem higher on paper, but the cost of living quickly eats into earnings. By the end of the month, you often realize there’s little or nothing left to save. Back home in Uganda, it’s different. Even though incomes may be lower, people have strong survival instincts and financial discipline. Somehow, they find ways to cut costs and save more, making life feel more sustainable in the long run. I took the pics

@DokitaSharon @MujuziEmmaK @ArafatMawejje Uganda and the word 'new' is something you shouldn't put in the same bracket. Refurbished is the term.

What happened to the automatic braking system! It would have prevented this. What a sad loss. I usually advise my clients take their new cars for computer assessment ,reseting and proper service before going on the road. @MujuziEmmaK @ArafatMawejje have great systems.

@TheGriftReport 😂😂😂

@RealestMemes_ To my understanding google in this case is the reason as to why you see the ADs you see