Kade Kistner

@_Juicebanner @shortmagsmle What?? An F-15E gets shot down and we go get the crew. Success. I don’t even know your real name but I’d come get you behind enemy lines. I suppose that’s the difference. No man left behind.

@shortmagsmle @KadeKistner No it’s the carrying on like it’s a success that’s fucking stupid. It’s an all around disaster setting our tax money on fire

I’m noticing a lot of foreigners who seem to not understand why we’d risk hundreds of lives, spend millions of dollars, and sacrifice several aircraft to rescue one guy. And the reason they don’t understand is also the reason people can’t be made American by a piece of paper.

Roman soldier looking in the empty tomb after Jesus got up outta there

@EndWokeness WSO*

> Injured US pilot in Iranian territory > Pilot escapes, hides in a mountain > Hunted by Iran's military for 2 days > CIA throws IRGC off with fake intel > US sets up remote base inside Iran > Special Forces locate & extract him > 0 US casualties, heavy IRGC losses

Christ is risen from the dead, and with him, we too rise to new life! This Easter proclamation embraces the mystery of our lives and the destiny of history, reaching us even in the depths of death. #Easter

🚨“WE GOT HIM! My fellow Americans, over the past several hours, the United States Military pulled off one of the most daring Search and Rescue Operations in U.S. History, for one of our incredible Crew Office Members, who also happens to be a highly respected Colonel, and who I am thrilled to let you know is SAFE and SOUND!” - President Donald J. Trump 🇺🇸

@MikeBales Yes. Silent professional. “Let me tell my story on X to monetize.”

I was at a steakhouse in Dallas, eating alone at the bar. Next to me was a young guy in a military uniform. He was eating a baked potato and a side salad. Nothing else. He kept eyeing the steaks coming out of the kitchen, then looking at his wallet. I flagged the bartender. "Put his tab on mine," I whispered. "And send him the ribeye. Tell him it's a mistake from the kitchen." The bartender grinned. "You got it." Ten minutes later, the huge steak landed in front of the kid. "I didn't order this," he said, panicked. "I can't pay for this." "Kitchen messed up," the bartender lied perfectly. "Manager said to eat it or we have to trash it." The kid ate like he hadn't seen food in a week. When he finished, he asked for the check. "Covered," the bartender pointed at me. The kid turned to me. "Sir, I..." "Thank you for your service," I said. "Get home safe." He stood up, shook my hand, and walked out taller than he walked in. If you have more than you need, build a long table, not a higher fence. 🫡🇺🇸

We beat a League One club 7-0 though.

Is De Zerbi my first choice? No Is he most likely to keep us up? No Is he the best option long term? No Is he the guy to represent my club? No Is he suited to our squad? No But am I now strangely really invested and excited about the future? Also no

@TruthShero @realpeteyb123 @EricTrump @Trump @realDonaldTrump Death is the Deep State? Epstein files? Another war?

@realpeteyb123 @EricTrump @Trump @realDonaldTrump The entire history of the stolen election and the death of the Deep State will be housed here for future generations. It's an important piece of America's history done with immense class and detail. Trump is not missing a beat....he's showing the world the truth.

🚨 FIRST LOOK: The Donald J. Trump Presidential Library is officially here. Over the past six months, I have poured my heart and soul into this project with my incredible team at @Trump. This landmark on the water in Miami, Florida will stand as a lasting testament to an amazing man, an amazing developer, and the greatest President our Nation has ever known. 🇺🇸 These images have never been seen by the public — until today. Enjoy! trumplibrary.org

🚨BREAKING: 2 tickets to the 2028 Euros are cheaper than PARKING at the 2026 World Cup in the US. 🇺🇸Parking: $75 🇪🇺2 tickets: $60

Every Inning Of Baseball Game Aired On Different Streaming Service buff.ly/zdXuxjW

@BuzzPatterson Welcome to the Navy, Buzz.

I can’t express to you how brilliant this is! This shit is hard!

@Cheetowunga At least go to Wetherspoon’s

Ima be so serious if this is the best the UK has to offer, the US sweeps this food 10 out of 10 times

This is so legitimately disrespectful to Tolkien and his legacy. I’m irate. Firstly Colbert is a poser, he may know the names and the years but he fundamentally misunderstands the message and the core of the story as it doesn’t align with his worldview, thus the very soul of this project will be tainted with themes antithetical to Tolkien’s work. Secondly, these are ideas Tolkien never would have even wanted. You can argue with The Hunt for Gollum that it’s at least just telling stuff already in the novel. But a whole new secondary adventure, when his appendices and his manuscripts in HoME already explain the lives these characters lived, and peaceful ones at that? Absolutely not This is a blatant disregard for lore, sure, but more importantly this is a disregard of Tolkien entirely. Disgusting.

@MarioNawfal Instant unfollow

🚨🇺🇸 🇮🇷 THE REALIST’S TARGET ASSESSMENT Navy Sr Chief Malcolm Nance challenges the "hawkish" narrative that hitting 70,000 targets equates to victory. Malcolm argues that decapitation strikes often just "upgrade" the leadership to a more radical and supercharged model. The x5 NYT Bestselling Author notes that even a single hit on a supertanker will end all maritime insurance and freeze global trade. Nance concludes that the war will only end when political and financial pressure forces a declaration of victory to cut losses. @MalcolmNance

Bartenders when you ask them to change the channel from a replay of yesterday’s horse races to the very popular college basketball tournament

@lilsketch Kid

gun pointed at yo head, name a rock

@upshine3 @Be_like_yankee Wtf??

@Be_like_yankee Sounds like Saudi Arabia name right?

What’s a baby boy name that screams generational wealth and private school tuition?

@BuzzPatterson I don’t care how conservative you claim to be, Ethiopian food is amazing. Step out the front door sometime, Buzz.

If I have to use my fingers, and it’s not chicken wings, Ima hard pass.