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@DatabaseHit It’ll be Greene again. Unless tork goes crazy. But I can definitely see Greene, tork and carp all getting 30. If Greene strikes out like 80 times less he can definitely get over 40

Tigers HR Leaders by Year the Last Decade: 2016: Cabrera (38) 2017: Upton (28) 2018: Castellanos (23) 2019: Dixon (15) 2020: Cabrera (10) 2021: Grossman (23) 2022: Báez (17) 2023: Torkelson (31) 2024: Greene (24) 2025: Greene (36) Who leads in 2026?

@anon01123581321 @HazelAppleyard Yeah it just happens a lot on hypotheticals like this. People take stuff too literally. Teleportation is impossible already and people talking about terminal velocity as if that’s the thing keeping you from doing this

@Kalimain2 @HazelAppleyard they’re trying to sound so smart 🤣 “buT i wouLd be telepOrteD aT tHe saMe termiNal veloCity aNd dIe insTantLy”

NO.

@The_Money_Buddy Buy a house. Pay off car. Stop eating out so much. And stop shopping so much. Pretty simple. With 180k a year you can afford a nice house. $3800 in rent is insane.

My cousin makes $180k a year. But spends: • $3,800 rent • $1,200 car payment • $900 eating out • $600 shopping He saves almost nothing. Where would you start fixing this?

@PaulMayne6 I’m too young for this. So I’ll say Jesús Made prospect for the brewers who’s 18.

Who is the best curr ent/former player that is currently your age? I'll go first ... John Smoltz ... 👍⚾️

@reiverofsouls @MotorCityBanter There’s zero chance of that lmao. 2x mvp 3000 hits 500 home runs. Hes easily a first ballot

@MotorCityBanter It will be criminal if he isnt a first ballot inductee in 29.

Miguel Cabrera appreciation post 12x All-Star World Series Champion 2x AL MVP Triple Crown 7x Silver Slugger 4x Batting Champion 2x AL Home Run Leader 2x AL RBI Leader

@BSMotorCity Wings, tigers, pistons, lions. Can make an argument for tigers and pistons being swapped.

In the state of Michigan, how do you think the Detroit teams across the four major sports rank in all-time (not just current) fandom?

@deeptocenter At the start of spring training I would’ve said people are crazy for wanting mcgonigle on the opening day roster. But I’ve seen enough he needs to be on the opening day roster. If not he should only be down for 15 days for a year of control.

My new Opening Day Roster projection with 10 days to go: C: Dillon Dingler 1B: Spencer Torkelson 2B: Gleyber Torres 3B: Colt Keith SS: Kevin McGonigle LF: Riley Greene CF: Parker Meadows RF: Matt Vierling DH: Kerry Carpenter Bench: Jahmai Jones, Jake Rogers, Zach McKinstry, Javier Baez Rotation: 1. Tarik Skubal 2. Framber Valdez 3. Jack Flaherty 4. Justin Verlander 5. Casey Mize Bullpen: • Drew Anderson • Enmanuel De Jesus • Brenan Hanifee • Brant Hurter • Tyler Holton • Kyle Finnegan • Will Vest • Kenley Jansen

@notgaetti @TheRealMr609 @obvious_shirts @kylesbrown @OleTimeHardball @BigLeagueDigest @theaceofspaeder @JessicaDBrand @TheWARmonger_ @PeteATurner @ColeWright 789 walks vs 1615. over DOUBLE. Bonds was so good they wouldn’t pitch to him. If they pitched to him he’d have over 800 homeruns and 3000 hits. The walks is made clear by the slash line being such a big difference.

Here's one you're unprepared for: From 1995-2007 (their last 13 years in the league), Sammy Sosa had more hits, homers, and RBI than Barry Bonds despite playing fewer games (This includes Barry's reign as the GOAT and the year Sosa spent out of baseball as a Dominican diplomat)

@SleeperTigers @bythewaybro @TigersMuse @Castellani2014 @clay_snowden2 @DatabaseHit @EatEmUpPod Jones is 1 and I don’t care about the rest. Anderson got potential. But jones is easily number 1. Highest ops on the team last year. Yeah he didn’t play a ton of games but still like 70 something games.

‼️Rank these Tigers righty platoon bats‼️ 🔸 Jahmai Jones 🔸 Matt Vierling 🔸 Corey Julks 🔸 Austin Slater 🔸 Max Anderson

@AskCoachKev My chipotle order is 700 calories and over 50 grams of protein. If I did double chicken it would have more protein but I’m not paying for that. I get full white rice and black beans, chicken, pico, corn, lettuce, and cheese.

How to eat at any restaurant and still lose 30 pounds in the next 3-6 months: CHIPOTLE: ❌ Regular bowl: 1,100 cal, 45g protein ✅ Double chicken, light rice, fajita veggies, salsa: 650 cal, 70g protein CHICK-FIL-A: ❌ Spicy deluxe meal: 1,040 cal, 35g protein ✅ 12 grilled nuggets + grilled sandwich, no sauce: 530 cal, 66g protein PANERA: ❌ Mac and cheese + baguette: 1,200 cal, 28g protein ✅ Steak and arugula sandwich, no dressing, apple: 580 cal, 42g protein SUBWAY: ❌ Footlong Italian BMT: 880 cal, 38g protein ✅ Protein bowl, double turkey, all veggies, red wine vinegar: 340 cal, 46g protein STEAKHOUSE: ❌ Ribeye + loaded baked potato + bread: 1,600 cal, 62g protein ✅ 8oz sirloin + steamed broccoli + side salad: 520 cal, 58g protein MEXICAN RESTAURANT: ❌ Burrito + chips and queso: 1,800 cal, 48g protein ✅ Fajitas (chicken or steak), skip tortillas, extra veggies: 580 cal, 65g protein ITALIAN RESTAURANT: ❌ Fettuccine alfredo + breadsticks: 1,400 cal, 32g protein ✅ Grilled chicken or fish + side of pasta + veggies: 680 cal, 54g protein ASIAN RESTAURANT: ❌ Orange chicken + fried rice + egg roll: 1,350 cal, 36g protein ✅ Grilled teriyaki chicken + steamed rice + veggies: 620 cal, 52g protein The pattern: 1. Pick a lean protein (chicken, steak, fish, shrimp) 2. Add vegetables (steamed, grilled, or raw) 3. Go light on the carbs (half portion or skip entirely) 4. Skip the sauces or get them on the side 5. Drink water, diet soda, or unsweetened tea You don't need to avoid restaurants. You just need to know what to order. Save this for the next time you're going out to dinner.

@Lisa3a7 @deeptocenter He’s just never been known for his defense. Hes an amazing hitter and he’s going to be a superstar in Detroit. But let’s not pretend he’s something he’s not.

@Kalimain2 @deeptocenter Nothing like damning with faint praise. Give him a chance before you decide his future.

I’m still seeing people talk about concerns with McGonigle’s defense at SS… Am I the only one who thinks he’s looked really good there this Spring so far?

@ALEXAGY0 Because often times stoners will ONLY eat when high. So unless they’re high 24/7 they aren’t eating throughout the day. And there’s also plenty of overweight stoners

If being high on weed makes you hungrier, why are most stoners so lean?

@MurrayHillGuy1 If he’s working out hard he definitely gained muscle. The reason he gained fat is because he’s consuming too many calories. Just from bars and powder he’s consuming at least 1500 calories. Then whatever else he’s eating in a day.

My friend eats 5–6 protein bars a day, 2–3 scoops of powder, and ground beef for dinner. Gained 25 lbs in 4 months… barely any muscle. Are protein bars/powder just the biggest fitness scam?

@mealrepeater It does burn calories because your body will have to work harder to replace the blood you lost in the following days or weeks.

going to donate blood tomorrow, is it true it burns like 600kcal?

@fousey Muscle does weigh more than fat. Obviously 1 pound of both will weigh the same. But by that same logic would you say steel and cardboard weigh the same? Because a pound of steel and a pound of cardboard both weigh a pound. With the same volume muscle weighs more

Guy in the sauna today said to his friend, “muscle weighs more than fat.” I usually keep quiet but without thinking I go, “just so you know… a pound of muscle and a pound of fat weigh the same.” He got pissssed. 🤦🏽‍♂️

@barrylongii False. Shoveling is way better

True or False: You’d rather cut grass in 100° than shovel snow in 8°.

@Nezzzooo If I’m getting 5 mil I’m playing any game for 9 hours. My choice would probably be r6 because the games are long. 1 ranked game is sometimes 30 minutes. I’d get tired of it for sure. But for that money I’d do it without question.

You’re a psycho if you choose a Multiplayer game to play for 9 hours a day

@BellaBaddie__ My best friend is getting 5-10 mil. A good friend is getting 1-3 mil. A friend I’m not very close to and I don’t hang out with often is getting like 50k. Y’all tripping saying you’d only give them $200.

A friend loans you $200 to gamble and you win $200M, how much are you giving your friend?