Kansai Dandy

New year, new profile pic, and a new username to round it out. Goodbye Low Rez Gamer, hello Kansai Dandy✨

@AmeliaBee7 External events exposing the clear deficiency in our fuel policy still makes it our fault and problem to solve. Being angry at the sky when the weather is bad is pointless when you forget your umbrella.

Albo didn’t start a pointless, aimless war with the 6th largest oil supplier in the world. Murdochracy’s hero, Trump, did

@DrewPavlou What the fuck is that?

Labor MP Ash Ambihaipahar posted this today:

@Geniustechw No, it's cool.

White people, does this shirt offend you..??

@OBE1plays You will own nothing and be happy.

Wait? So I don’t have to waste gas and time to drive to get a game or wait on the mail for it to be shipped AND I get it $10 cheaper? It’s almost as if Nintendo is rewarding being a smart consumer. I don’t want to hear any of your tinfoil hat conspiracies that they’re going to take all our digital games away in the future either 🤣.

@Scratch_Point_Z In other words, clutching at straws. Anything to justify life choices.

Gogo from Final Fantasy is victim to the retroactive application of the "non-binary" label by those that think simply not knowing who or what a character is explicitly, is exactly the same as an identity that denies reality in real life. In the Japanese version of Final Fantasy VI, Gogo uses "俺" (ore) when referring to himself, which is a more masculine "rough around the edges" pronoun. The dummied content features an unused price modifier which changes prices based on whether or not the party leader is male or female treats Gogo as a male. The price modifier can be patched back into the game & is fully functioning. There's also the fact that Gogo cannot equip female exclusive equipment, so it's more likely that he is male than anything else. Thus, there's more proof that Gogo is a mysterious male mimic than someone suffering from modern mental illness. Gogo is supposed to be a fun, mysterious character, not a representative for weird identity agendas.

@danprimack Welcome to the news cycle.

Alex Pretti was killed two months ago today. No resolution to the federal investigation, even though there's tons of video and access to all surviving participants.

@HakataQueen You're right, it sounds dumb. Senpai is up there too.

Me getting blocked en masse by weebs because I said “-san” doesn’t belong in an English translation:

@QBCCIntegrity Imagine if they had to sing for their supper like private media.

ABC demanding “Secure, Safe & Sustainable jobs” are striking after TURNING DOWN an offer of 10% raise and $1,000 bonus. In the private sector, NO JOBS are secure and sustainable means a reduction. I’m sick of the level of entitlement in govt. SACK THEM

@nbduckman He didn't know it then, but that place is now worth more than Cuba.

Japanese-Australian R&B artist Joji visits the beautiful architectural homes of Parmelia, Western Australia (2014, colorized)

@Rothmus Calling out sex and race, niiiice one love, nice one.

One of my favorite “never happened” posts

@capsulebutt You're on a rampage today. Keep it up, excellent content.

Not this person telling foreigners we are “ruining our image” 💀

@ausbtcclub Trimming the mean, smoothing the peaks, then giving it a good old rounding down in Excel.

2025 home insurance = $2,233 2026 home insurance = $2,700 That's 20% Inflation 2025 diesel = $1.54 per litre 2026 fuel = $3.02 per litre That's 100% Inflation 2025 electricity = 0.28c / kw 2026 electricity = 0.31c / kw That's 12% Inflation Health insurance up 5% Why is CPI 3.8%??? What are we measuring CPI with?

@HedgeFundFomo "MAKE THE FUCKING NUMBERS GO UP, MICHAEL!!!!"

I hate my clients

@OfAthenry When one of those whale dildos is coming your way, be sure your country is ready for a fucking.

Every day I wake up thankful that my country has like 70 giant whale dildos powered by spicy rocks that can literally go anywhere they want to shoot missiles at another country.

@randomyoko Terrible nails also.

日本の民意(歴史的大勝)に中指を立てる東京在住の外国人らしきアカウント。 外国人のイメージが外国人によって貶められる図。 A Tokyo-based foreigner flipping off Japan’s democratic will (a historic landslide). Foreigners hurting their own image.

@JEChalmers Could also be a rounding error, Jim. Inflation is toast.

BREAKING: New figures show that annual inflation moderated in February. Headline inflation moderated to be 3.7% through the year. This is down from 3.8% through the year to January. While we’ve seen inflation tick down today, it was too high before the war and the conflict in the Middle East will make it worse. We know that people are still under pressure and that’s why we're continuing to deliver responsible cost of living relief.

@JayDook And good games!

BRING BACK WATCH PARTIES

@bluesky But it's a retarded cesspool.

The Bluesky Promise: 1. If you follow someone, you'll see their posts 2. If someone follows you, they'll see your posts Sounds basic, but apparently only truly elite coders can pull it off

@tomwarren They clearly one shotted that UI design with whatever model they have down at Redmond. Atrocious.

Microsoft has now rebranded its Xbox Full Screen Experience to just Xbox mode in the latest update for the Xbox app on PC

@conbiniboys I happen to love both, so I'll give Frankenstein here a go.

FamilyMart is out with a ham and cheese pizza sandwich.