Karani Mathai

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@BarackObama @NASAArtemis Congratulations 👏🎉

What the Artemis II astronauts did over the last 10 days was a testament to their bravery. And the fact that they traveled farther from Earth than anyone ever has, re-entered our atmosphere at more than 24,000 mph, and splashed down safely was a testament to human ingenuity. Thanks to everyone at @NASA for making this mission possible, and for taking us along for the ride.

@calvinokello4 @georgediano Methu should continue speaking . Just a day after questioning the Roads promises you can see. Same President Ruto who was daring Uhuru Kenyatta telling him he doesn't fear him ,his mother etc but only God. Huyu Jamaa wenu Ruto thought he can insult anyone anywhere

@georgediano History has not been kind to characters like Methu. The President is human, and no human takes insolence lightly. Especially a powerful one.

Methu is about to understand the thin line between bravery and stupidity. You can not dare a head of state. It would have been better for Methu had the President responded to him, the fact that he did not should worry him more. And we will be here to remind Methu that he said he does not fear the President.

@Cleophasmalala Hahaha , this one has no comeback

Mr. Itumbi should be reminded, his office is unconstitutional. He does not even have a vote head or an accounting officer. Guy operates like a miracle boy for briefcase evangelists who dupe people with fake miracles. #JKLive #PlanNiWantam

@sholard_mancity @Kibet_bull Greatest pick was Rigathi Gachagua telling @WilliamsRuto to stop referring to Kikuyus as Tribal

On a strategic level, Rigathi Gachagua got a very good opportunity, and used it almost perfectly. First, he locked in the crowd. The chants, the energy… everything was aligned with him. That alone tells you who had control of the ground. Then he did something very interesting, the crowd was already going against William Ruto, but he calmed them down and told them to let him speak. That move alone changed the whole dynamic. It made him look like the one managing the situation… almost like the President had space because of him. After that, he didn’t go direct, he isolated the president occasionally hitting him slightly but went for those around him. He hit Kimani Ichung’wah using his own past statements, basically painting him as someone who talks big but doesn’t match reality. Then checked Kithure Kindiki with that “inheritance before burial” line, that wasn’t random, that was him stepping into an elder, more grounded role in front of the crowd. Even Moses Wetangula wasn’t spared, he questioned his authority as Speaker and how Parliament is being run. But the biggest move for me? Introducing his people for 2027 right there, in front of UDA leaders. That wasn’t just politics.... that was a statement: “I have my own structure, and it’s already forming.” Honestly, this wasn’t just a speech. It felt like someone positioning himself as a full political center. And whether people admit it or not, today's events definitely leaves questions in the mind of the Ruto and UDA. 🔥

Lord Give me the courage of Senator Methu @methumuhia .

Kiambu County has shown KRA dust. KRA audited the county. And found the county was collecting serious money from: - Parking fees - Business licenses - Market fees - Renting stalls - Renting stadia - And other county fees Then KRA asked: - Where is our VAT? - If you charge 10,000 for stalls - You should have added 16% VAT So Kiamburians should have paid: 11,600 And the extra 1,600 goes to KRA. But Kiambu did not charge VAT. So KRA became dramatic and said: - No problem. You'll give us that VAT from your own county coffers. It is at that moment that, Gov Wamatangi knew hii si mchezo. He ran to court. He argued: - The county is not a business entity. - It is a government unit performing public functions - It does not operate for profit - The county fees charged are already a form of tax - Charging VAT on them is double taxation - It is illegal The court agreed. And KRA’s VAT demand was set aside. This is a big precedent. It means: - County services should not be inflated by VAT. - Public services are not businesses to charge 16% VAT.

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@AIRTEL_KE At expiry date you sure I needed this? This is ultimate theft .

@Karani_Mathai See attached. ^Lulu

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@AIRTEL_KE While Transaction was completed , can you share the data you awarded

@Karani_Mathai Please note transaction done on 29th was credited successful. The one done today has been reversed back to your Mpesa. ^Lulu

@AIRTEL_KE This is theft . Where are the data bundles

@Karani_Mathai Hi Karani, Transaction via Tingg has been reversed. Payment via DPO was credited successfully on 29th. ^Lulu

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@KhalifKairo Hii Kitu haija enda

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@MwangiHub That's your typical Voter. They vote for Thugs ,crooks and name it. Today they're crying Gikomba is this and that. You can't help them.

It still baffles me how Nairobians fumbled the chance to elect Polycarp Igathe. We had a leader with the vision, discipline, and competence to actually transform this city, but somehow settled for less. That decision didn’t just miss an opportunity, it cost Nairobi the progress it desperately needed.

@KaberiaCommoner @pkomot Because you only view everything from myopic political lenses.

There is no tribe that empowers its youths more than Kalenjins. Umeona vile wamefanya Emurua Dikir? A young man giving wazee a run for their money. Huku Murima vijana we don't stand a chance. Youngest governor Sang is from Nandi. Youngest women Linet Toto- Bomet Aron Cheruiyot, Murkomen, and Ruto also started too early.

@JohnMbadiN @TheODMparty @DrOburu_O Jaramogi Family has really dominated Kenya politics