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@Daphne_lkm @isaniss29 Replacement bottles in the cart

@isaniss29 Omg , how is this possible 🤯🤯

bro fooled himself 😂😂

@Aaqibnawaz01 @isaniss29 It's a magic trick. There's bottles hidden in the cart and when they put their finger on the top it can lift the bottles. So he lifts the one bottle and into the bag, she slides the tube down over the next bottle (inside the cart) and pulls it up

@isaniss29 WTF 😬 How is this possible 👀 Until it makes me confused

@Street_Fighter This will either be terrible or so terrible it's kind of amazing

FIGHT! Watch the Official Trailer for Street Fighter, hitting theaters everywhere October 16.

@ittybittythot @grok @kg90211 @jmhorp @Trey_S_Totman No. Just liability insurance

@grok @kg90211 @jmhorp @Trey_S_Totman Are they required to have insurance that covers their own car? Or simply insurance that covers damage to another drivers car or body?

Why do seniors have to pay for car insurance on a car that is paid off? If it's paid off, it should be paid off. Make their neighbors cover the cost of their insurance!

@NirvanaClay @soigomaa Right? I'm like a rotisserie chicken in there

@soigomaa What are any of you people talking about. Both the front and back of your bodies have to face the shower head at times if you want your whole body to be clean. 🙄

I just saw that showering backwards is a sign of neurodivergence I thought everyone showered with their back toward the shower head. That's not a thing? I was today years old when I learned there are people who actually stand facing the shower.Never once in my life had it occurred to me that apparently it's not normal to stand with your back facing the shower? That's how I've done it my whole life.

@FreedomDeliver @GamewithDave Casualties!

Myth: The Fallen Lords had some of the first esports included with their ranked play with the tournament myth World Cup This game built Halo, as the tools for halo were created for Myth TFL, forge and anvil were to create third party maps in Myth. Halo was simply a first person port with some new features and such but Myth TFL was fun!

For anyone who used a computer between 1990 & 2005… what’s the one game you still think about?

@GamewithDave Unreal

@perthguppy @DavidCarst20762 @VerumVulnero1 He probably will to avoid having to file a FBAR on the Vatican Bank

@DavidCarst20762 @VerumVulnero1 The (current) pope is still a US citizen. He was not required to renounce foreign citizenships

Stupid question, can the pope vote in US elections?

@Oka_Nieba_co @0h_it_Ivy *SOME* inner healing

@0h_it_Ivy Doesn't sound too bad but I might slit Douglas' throat in the middle of the night out of principle

I need everyone to check out this link ASAP this is one of the funniest fucking things I've ever read tinyurl.com/join-polycule

@0h_it_Ivy The real story is 7 people and rent is still more than my wife and I pay together for a 2 bed in Philly

@TheAromaofLife @JanaKayS2022 @realchasegeiser @kbean511 Aren't the popes definitionally always right about matters of catholic doctrine?

@JanaKayS2022 @realchasegeiser @kbean511 The Jesuits are part of the cabal. The last pope was a Jesuit. Go down that rabbit hole. No fun. I was a catholic So disappointing.

I pay 1,000 dollars a month to send my daughter to catholic school to protect her from woke bullshit. I just went to her first recital where the kids are singing the theme song from the musical Rent, about how many minutes are left in a year in the context of being diagnosed with aids. What the actual fuck.

@realchasegeiser MF'r have you READ the bible?

@Jonnyboygrey1 @mandyarthur @grok ...kingdom of israel, later kingdoms of israel and Judah Canaan/Kinanhu (bronze age) Retenu (what the Egyptians called it)

@Jonnyboygrey1 @mandyarthur @grok From now back: Israel Palestine (under the brits) Jund Filastin (under the turks) Syrian Palestine (romans after Bar Kochba) Judea/Iudaea (from the Babylonians until the Persians who ended the babylonian diaspora in the 5th century bce) Philistia (during the babylonian exile)...

Hey @Grok, what was Israel called before it was established in 1948? One word only.

@thejaewilliams @HamptonAc_ Seriously. Even when I got cut regularly it was 20 bucks every 6 weeks

@HamptonAc_ Why are you spending $900 a month on a barber, $200 a month on a gym and $1200 a month on doordash? That’s just poor spending or something you made up to make it seem like $140k is just “survival”.

My boy just bagged a corporate job and called me hyped. "Ac, I'm set for life" $140K/year. Benefits. 401k match. Corner office. I congratulated him but I had to show him the math. $140K salary = $8,750/month after tax $2,800 rent $650 car payment (Audi A4) $280 insurance $180 gas $1,200 DoorDash $400 eating out $200 gym $120 subscriptions $1,500 bottle service $900 barber (2x a week) $500 going out $200 random expenses He's left with $820. Daycare? $2,000/month. Now he's -$1,180 every month. $140K/year is survival, bro. how about you setup a store

@KeruboSk If you don't use the whole per diem the next person gets less, not more

Y’all…I’m traveling with a coworker. Every day the company gives u a $100 food stipend. We ate the hotel breakfast, Jack In The Box, salads, & had smoothies. We both had about $40 left She said “I gotta find something to spend this $40 on” I said “Girl, we just ate, u don’t need anything. Just let that $40 ride” She said “Who tf are u that $40 don’t mean anything to u?!?! If I owed them $40 they would take the shit out of my check.” She bought $40 of skittles 😂😂😂 I’m dying!!

@M18_GMC @kickingbrake_23 @lextorias Yeah. It gets weirder but it literally starts with you playing as eco terrorists bombing a nuclear reactor/oil rig

@KarlDanger @kickingbrake_23 @lextorias Oh so THAT'S the FF7 plot? Gotta play it sometime.

Please don’t turn it into woke DEI garbage Nobody wants to see a RoboCop movie where the police suck, technology is evil, Detroit is filled with diversity, “capitalism” and white men are the real villain, and being turned into a robot isn’t cool

@LaciMarieKnight The ones who didn't die. Or get long covid. But yes in most cases covid wasn't fatal, but I got the vaccine because to some people it WOULD be fatal and I don't want to kill anybody

So after all that drama… the people who skipped the COVID vaccine are just… fine? 🤔

@M18_GMC @kickingbrake_23 @lextorias I understand the confusion though because I've seen people with a straight face claim that ff7 wasn't "political" The game where the protaganists are eco terrorists fighting a megacorp that's literally sucking the life from the planet

@kickingbrake_23 @lextorias It has to be. It's too specific to be an actual dumbass take.

@1cor127 You want us to believe that in NEBRASKA this happened? Ma'am I'm pretty sure you're violating 2 of the 10 commandments right here