Karl Settle

@MrJamesMay @NoContextBrits I did hope you might take a trip through Oregon and visit here for a giggle :-

@NoContextBrits We covered this on TG. It’s a town on the River Penis.

How do you pronounce this?

@Only9built Ohh very nice, in red too. Failing that, there's a very nice deep blue Bentley S3 Continental DHC awaiting a new custodian.

Ooh Rather or Rather Not...

@joncoupland Didn't know you were a fellow yatchie Mr Jon. Bilge/black/grey tank pump problems?

Repairing something that has a Ducati part on it today. Any guesses?

@Mr1000CR Oh bum.... Compression test next see how bad it is.

@KarlSettle Ummm

I've had better days, if you know, you know..

@MadgeOrrity My mum had issues with dressing glue irritation after having an scc excised. District nurse ended up with Mepilex Border or Allevyn Gentle Border, whichever they could get, and a transpore tape lattice. They came every 3 days and it held on with no irritation thankfully.

Sheesh The dressing put on yesterday afternoon is coming off so it looks as though I'm back to the hospital again. Don't think I'll bother the aged Ps this time though...😬

@joncoupland Oops. You should have got Crystal to, er, you know, do her inspection thing on your tweet content 🤔.

@KarlSettle @BigNGandBertie For admin purposes the 406 is mine 😅 Bugger - maybe a secret has also been leaked 😉

Broke Tayyiba at 1st Central this morning when she offered me a Multicar discount ...

@CraigHughes123 Doesn't work when ½ screen is covered in non removable text description.

Keep watching to the end, it does work! Check out craighughesofficial's video! #TikTok vm.tiktok.com/ZNRQFuy4E/

@joncoupland @thomasthomas_10 Ohh, there's an opportunity for guided tours with exit through proton merch shed 😁

@thomasthomas_10 Cars. Everything starts runs drives - come and check out the collection

@hjwakerley Detailed forensic inspection by marque expert. Go by their opinion if car is anywhere near reasonably economic proposition.

You’ve been searching for a specific car for 4 years. You find it. The car is perfect, right engine, right spec, looks in good order… but the MOT history is abysmal and the retailer has some bad Google reviews. Are you buying it?

@joncoupland @BigNGandBertie Couple surprises there Mr Jon. You own dad's 406 and when did you get 2nd 75? Thought you'd parted with the 2nd Impian.

@BigNGandBertie Im going to write you a list - stay there :)

@MadgeOrrity Section C wasn't the Maternity Unit part of the car park was it ?

Aged parents came to pick me up after my hospital appointment. “We parked in section C” Ten minutes later we find the car in section F, right under the sign with a large letter F on…

@trade_classics At the current price the R129 despite being a 280 would make a very decent classic to daily. The P5b and XJS seem to be especially low cost options compared to the Golf.

2 different-era 911s and 2 different-era SLs have auctoins ending tomorrow. Which are you taking home? Personally, I'm all in for the lovely red Chimaera! tradeclassics.com

@DiecastIsetta If someone is out and having a flutter about, you might find that same someone landing on your shoulder, running down your arm and having an impromptu shower if the tap is running slowly when washing up. You both getting wet from flapping wings is certainly not cool 😂.

@DiecastIsetta I could borrow a Smol sized ladder but I might be unpopular with a certain member of the household 🙂.

Another fun little bit from the sunny adventures of Smol.. ..Tree climbing! It's quite high up though - Anyone have a ladder? 😅🚗

@DiecastIsetta In this weather Smol I think you would be better off making that biscuit disappear 😉 then staying warm and dry in your cozy garage.

Oh my - The weathers certainly been quite something today.. Wind, Then rain, Then Sunshine & THEN HAIL?! At this point I'm borrowing a biscuit to use as cover so I can stay dry! 😅🚗

@LBC @TomSwarbrick1 My personal observation.Buttermere Village,9 adult Asians, 4 women in long black robes,3 males in trainers,2 in shoes, 2 skull caps,3 pashtuns. No waterproof gear,day bag or walking boots/shoes.Been raining the last wk but it's a flat 4m lakeside walk,they're going to get v.muddy

‘They might not know what to wear or how to behave...’ @TomSwarbrick1 asks National Trust head Hilary McGrady why she thinks the countryside could be considered ‘less welcoming’ to people from ethnic minorities.

@GeorgeCochrane1 That's 05:30 this morning, whiteout combi of sleet, snow and hail. Had to sweep the car clean.

Not long now (apparently) #Snowmageddon

@RealTimVine Are you sure that's not a cribbed soundtrack from a 70's episode of Doctor Who ? 😁

There’s something up with my Nokia.

@Only9built Ohh, this one's a doozy. Germany wins by 51-49 if I have to choose just 1.

Top or Bottom.....#WagonWednesday

@Mr1000CR Shouldn't it be attached to something, you know, like an Alfa possibly? 😁

Can you spot the problem???