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Lord DampNut

@Kat_Carlin

Enjoyer of witty anagrams. Promoter of clear thinking.

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Andrew Egger
Andrew Egger@EggerDC·
Presumably Trump will get around to cracking the whip on Iran's defiance of his ceasefire just as soon as he's done denouncing Candace Owens for "accusing the Highly Respected First Lady of France of being a man, when she is not."
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Lord DampNut
Lord DampNut@Kat_Carlin·
@Acyn Maybe they can tile the bottom with a nice mosaic portrait of dear leader. Maybe add some palm trees. /s
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Acyn
Acyn@Acyn·
Trump: President Donald J. Trump and Secretary of the Interior, Doug Burgum, are proud to be fixing the once beautiful Reflecting Pool between The Washington Monument and The Lincoln Memorial. We were told it was going to take YEARS to do this job, and it will take a fraction of that time, at a fraction of the cost — and it will be much more beautiful than the day it was built!
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Josh McKoon 🇺🇸 🇹🇼 🇮🇱
WE JUST SPIKED THE FOOTBALL ON THEM. Clay Fuller just CRUSHED Shawn Harris and sent the Democrats packing. This wasn’t close. This was grassroots Republicans showing up in force and delivering a decisive victory for common-sense conservative leadership. While the Democrats flooded the race with out-of-state dark money and flew in every far-left national celebrity and activist they could find to campaign for Harris, the people of this district chose REAL strength — the kind that comes from President Trump’s unstoppable popularity and a fired-up Republican base that refuses to be bought or bullied. Trump’s coattails are long, his movement is alive and well, and no amount of Hollywood cash or coastal elite endorsements could stop it. The out-of-state woke Democrats they paraded in here — empty suits like Mark Kelly, Gavin Newsom, Samuel Jackson, and Pete Buttigieg — proved once again that they don’t move a single Georgian. Their scripted lectures and virtue-signaling photo-ops fell completely flat with real voters who actually live here and care about Georgia values, not California or D.C. fantasies. The message is loud and clear: the grassroots wins. The outsiders lose. Again. Now, as we look ahead to 2026, Republican unity will be the key to even greater victories. We stand together — united behind our shared conservative principles and President Trump’s vision — and nothing will stop us from delivering a red wave that reshapes Georgia and this nation for generations.
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crunchyrugger
crunchyrugger@crunchyrugger·
Trump: do as I say, or I will bomb you back to the stone ages Iran: best I can do is this 10 point plan where you give us everything we want Trump: deal! FoxNews: Trump is a master negotiator
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Lord DampNut
Lord DampNut@Kat_Carlin·
@TheTNHoller @thetonymichaels Trump needed an out—someone, anyone, to miraculously save civilization by “asking” (on twitter!) for a two week delay so Trump can pretend Iran didn’t call his idiotic bluff. Pakistan made it clear that Trump manufactured a fake exit ramp (again).
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The Tennessee Holler
The Tennessee Holler@TheTNHoller·
SKY NEWS: “We know the 🇺🇸 President has seen this statement and is considering it” Seems like we’re all just gonna pretend Pakistan’s PM didn’t already show us the White House wrote it for them then delete and re-post cool cool
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Lord DampNut
Lord DampNut@Kat_Carlin·
@baseballcrank @NRO False dichotomy—it’s not a choice between. The point is even those who fought the hardest to elect Trump are finally waking up to his hopeless incompetence. His circle of influence continues to erode.
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Dan McLaughlin
Dan McLaughlin@baseballcrank·
Are these really the friends you want? If you're asking me to make a binary choice between Trump or Tucker, MTG, & Candace Owens, that's a pretty compelling case for choosing Team Trump.
Miles Taylor@MilesTaylorUSA

There’s a tidal shift happening. People who got Trump elected are warning he’s demented: Tucker Carlson Megyn Kelly Joe Rogan Candace Owens Alex Jones Marjorie Taylor Greene They see it. Finally. The president is out of control. Will elected Republicans act?

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Kaivan Shroff
Kaivan Shroff@KaivanShroff·
9 years ago. @HillaryClinton warned us: “This is not someone who should ever have the nuclear codes – because it’s not hard to imagine Donald Trump leading us into a war just because somebody got under his very thin skin.”
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John Jackson
John Jackson@hissgoescobra·
Imagine being a pilot hunted through 18,000 foot mountains, struggling for breath, and your clown-ass President is tweeting fucking war crimes while his son is making money off gambling whether you’ll live or die on Polymarket.
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Andrew Egger
Andrew Egger@EggerDC·
do you think he knows where the moon is
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Bart DePalma
Bart DePalma@BartDePalma·
@EdWhelanEPPC Allowing foreign citizens to vote arguably constitutes vote dilution under the VRA. Let’s see what the EO cites.
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Ed Whelan
Ed Whelan@EdWhelanEPPC·
It is impossible for states to “disobey” an executive order. An executive order is a vehicle by which a president directs executive-branch officials how to administer existing law. Trump cannot “mandate” how states administer their absentee-ballot laws. Insofar as the EO will threaten to withhold federal funds, Trump will need a statutory basis for imposing that condition. (And if he has one, why hasn’t he acted before now?)
Reagan Reese@reaganreese_

SCOOP: Trump will sign an executive order at 5pm, cracking down on mail-in voting across the country, @DailyCaller has learned. The executive order will require the admin to create a list of confirmed U.S. citizens who are eligible to vote in each state. It will also mandate that absentee ballots only be sent to those on each state's approved mail-in ballot list. Ballots will now have specific secure envelopes, with unique barcodes for tracking. States who disobey the order may lose federal funds under the presidential action.

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UFO Hunter
UFO Hunter@iamufohunter·
Need a honest opinion, What's stopping humans to just live in peace together ?
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Wall Street Apes
Wall Street Apes@WallStreetApes·
Nick Shirley’s mom found a woman who is 126 and somehow is STILL VOTING in California elections “According to this list, this person voted in the last presidential election, and this is why we need identification when we go to vote” @Brookerteejones “Most likely these people are not alive, but they're still voting — We need voter ID here in America to actually save our voting systems and to have accurate elections.”
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Lord DampNut
Lord DampNut@Kat_Carlin·
@EWErickson Act now! For only $19.99 per month you can boost your subscription to Premium Christianity™️ 🙄
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Tyler Thompson
Tyler Thompson@TylerThompsonAZ·
@StevenTDennis And yet that’s simply not the case. There is a cool technology we invented called the internet and telephone that makes all of this happen.
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Steven Dennis
Steven Dennis@StevenTDennis·
Murkowski said today that under the SAVE Act, a couple in remote part of Alaska would have to take flight to Anchorage at a cost of $2,000, bring/fund/secure documents, spend a day off work, maybe leave kids at home: ie, a huge burden. She also strongly opposes objects to immediate effective date so people can’t plan such trips.
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Lord DampNut
Lord DampNut@Kat_Carlin·
@grablekelly05 @CalltoActivism @cardon_brian It’s the “bunch of hoops,” which he acknowledges exist, that are the crux of the problem. There should be no additional hoops, let alone a bunch of them, to jump through to exercise your vote. It’s the very definition of a systemic barrier.
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Ramblin Rover
Ramblin Rover@grablekelly05·
@CalltoActivism @cardon_brian So what. He has an employee who didn’t follow directions or have the right paperwork. I’m sure it’s happened to all of at one time or another. She got the job done. And now he’s onboard because he voted for it. Quit the crap.
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CALL TO ACTIVISM
CALL TO ACTIVISM@CalltoActivism·
🚨LEAKED VIDEO: We’ve obtained secretly recorded video of Republican Chip Roy ADMITTING he’s trying to hide concerns his SAVE Act hurts women voters: “I’m trying not to elevate the issue… my Chief of Staff… had to go through a bunch of hoops… (and) go back to the DMV twice. The footage was secretly recorded from a ZOOM meeting from February last year, featuring the “Election Integrity Network” - an organization founded by Cleta Mitchell, a 2020 Trump attorney who played a central role in efforts to overturn his loss. It’s a stunning admission - as Roy publicly claims the bill isn’t a barrier to women, while admitting IN PRIVATE the exact hurdles women face. 🧵
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Lord DampNut
Lord DampNut@Kat_Carlin·
@SBA_Kelly @GreaterGeorgia Senate Republicans, you mean. Democrats have offered multiple bills to pay TSA agents and the GOP refused. A bi-partisan effort was even brought to Trump to end it today and he said nope—he’d rather keep TSA unpaid and ruin everyone’s travel. Typical.
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Kelly Loeffler
Kelly Loeffler@SBA_Kelly·
Senate Democrats have voted against funding TSA, Coast Guard, and FEMA over a dozen times, leaving 100,000 workers without pay and inflicting $2.5 billion in economic losses. All to protect illegal aliens.
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REPUBLICANS AGAINST MAGA
REPUBLICANS AGAINST MAGA@michaelt5656·
Hey Donald, I’m a lifelong Republican, have had lunches with Pres. Bush, V. Pres. Chaney, Fl. Gov. Charlie Crist & many more. I grew up part of the Young Republicans Club. I’m no Democrat. I’m here to say, you are a disgrace to our country & I hope the world forgives us someday!
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Nancy Buford
Nancy Buford@nancy_buford15·
@Mr_Bun_baz @EdKrassen There is still that pesky $1.5B for illegal alien healthcare in there that is keeping anything else from happening. Trump will NOT approve any more money going to illegals aliens & we want the save act passed!
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Ed Krassenstein
Ed Krassenstein@EdKrassen·
BREAKING: Republican Senator Kennedy just blamed Trump the government shutdown! "The Democrats have offered to open up everything but ICE. Ted Cruz and I said, ‘OK let’s accept their offer…’ Senator Thune submitted that to President Trump. As is his right, [Trump] said ‘No! No deals with the Democrats.’ It would have worked. We could have had TSA paid by the end of the week but the President said ‘no deal.’” This is the DONALD TRUMP SHUTDOWN! Even Republicans are acknowledging it.
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