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🌎 Katılım Eylül 2021
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Jon Katz
Jon Katz@JonKatz79·
No one: Me and every other human on Earth: "The pollen is extra bad this year, huh?"
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SomeLady@Katiewhateven·
When you’re completely exhausted but don’t want to go to sleep yet because you haven’t had enough relaxy time
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SomeLady@Katiewhateven·
*Updating resume* Found Carmen Sandiego when I was 12 and beat the desk top game.
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SomeLady@Katiewhateven·
What exactly is the career trajectory for a prior enlisted to be able to afford the $77,000 initiation fee for the Army Navy Country Club? because I don’t think I’m on it 👀
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SomeLady
SomeLady@Katiewhateven·
Hereby proposing the cancellation of incorporating the term “nervous system” into every random conversation for the rest of 2026.
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SomeLady@Katiewhateven·
@AshtonForbes I don’t think it’s malicious, he’s just not that bright and not centered.
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Murray Hill Guy
Murray Hill Guy@MurrayHillGuy1·
I have a friend who’s never been hungover in his life but drinks like a 22-year-old on spring break basically every weekend. He Ran the United Half after 14 drinks the night before 8:30 mile pace so he’s not a fat piece of shit Has put up 20+ drinks in a night and wakes up like nothing happened. He’s been like this since college. Is this elite genetics or is his body just saving up one catastrophic hangover when he’s like 40? (He’s 29 right now) SOS anyone seen this before?
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SomeLady@Katiewhateven·
@EODHappyCaptain I went to basic and we did all the killing terrorists, commies, bird cadences etc We only had to dial them down at Ft Sam Houston (military medical training center for all branches) and switch a lot of the same cadences to life saving which was very cringey but fair 😂
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Happy Captain
Happy Captain@EODHappyCaptain·
The entire point of basic training is indoctrination. American Soldiers are trained to kill; that’s how you protect your country when diplomacy doesn’t work. I went to infantry basic training in 2008. Every cadence, every story, and every bit of training was focused on preparing for that. You have to make the mental shift to prepare for combat. Talking about it is how you accomplish that.
U.S Army WTF! moments@usawtfm

Meanwhile at Fort Benning...

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Joel Berry
Joel Berry@JoelWBerry·
“Right-wing” communism is here folks. Tucker is its high priest.
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Chuck Bass
Chuck Bass@ChuckFBass·
This is what Tiger Woods saw when he was looking up in the cop car.
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Zack Voell
Zack Voell@zackvoell·
"Praise be to Allah, now open the fuckin Strait"
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emily miller
emily miller@emilymiller·
It’s 86° in DC and the water fountains are still off under the winter policy. People shouldn’t have to pay $4 for a tiny plastic bottle to run/walk the National Mall. Turn them on, @NationalMallNPS @MayorBowser Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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SomeLady@Katiewhateven·
If you squint real hard on a clear day you can still see Jenny running across
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