Kaothar.

The kind of dedication y'all have to lock your hair ehn, can never be me o. I like changing my hairstyles so much

1. You are an adult. If your intention is to sleep with her, have that conversation over the phone a few days before she comes to your place. If she wants it too, she will still come. 2. As a host, make your visitor very comfortable. The more comfortable they are, the longer they will want to stay. 3. Set the tone of the house. Light scented candles, play cool music, serve them food, watch a good show, or play a game together. Bond first. 4. A girl coming over to your place is not automatic consent. 5. If it leads to making out and she says stop, stop immediately. 6. Stop means stop. It is a complete statement that needs no further explanation. Let her be. 7. Consent can be withdrawn before and during sex. Even if she agreed to sleep with you before coming over, the moment she changes her mind, stop. 8. Again, there is only consensual sex, and that means both of you must want it. Don’t ruin your life because you are trying to prove that you have game. If she is not interested, let her be. 9. Given the chance, make sure you give the sex your absolute best. If it is good, they will come back. 10. Treat your visitor like a queen. Buy or cook for them, put everything in place, and always ask if they are okay. You are a host for a reason. 11. There are some link-ups that should never happen in your house. Not everyone should know where you live. Use your head. 12. Whatever happens in your house stays in your house. You don’t need to broadcast it just because she likes you enough to have sex with you on the first link-up. You are an adult.

I was telling someone the other day, “Sometimes I get so excited while reading that my eyes jump ahead and skip whole paragraphs, and I have to make myself go back and reread what I missed.” They looked at me and said, “No one does that.” Please tell me I’m not the only one 😭😩

"Você não fica entediada sozinha em casa?" Eu, sozinha em casa:

When its getting bad again but you have nobody to talk to so you just sit there letting your thoughts eat you alive.

God please give me 500k. Even 200k I’ll collect😔

Reading a rejection email while at your job

As I have always said, If you have a problem with menstrual blood, then just date a man. Women menstruate it is not news. And sometimes, mistakes will happen. If you think this little blood messes up your car, then wait till she has to push a baby out in the car while you are stuck in jam rushing to the hospital, you will see real blood. And if she had a heavy meal before labor begins, Number 2 will actually come out before the baby. So this is nothing lads. As long as you are straight and love women, then terms and conditions apply.😉 abakyala bazira.

@ch0ppayak @loveyfunky Please how much did you get this?

@loveyfunky After 1 year nd 3 months , I’ve not felt any pain or discomfort or seen any blood in 4 months now I’m so happy

Haemorrhoids is something that has happened to a loved one of mine and I never wish it on anybody. A lot of people don’t realize this, but your phone can quietly contribute to developing problems like haemorrhoids. You go to the toilet, take your phone with you “just for a minute.” One scroll turns into 10 minutes, then 20. Before you know it, you’ve trained your body into a very bad habit: sitting on the toilet for far too long. Here’s the problem. The toilet seat isn’t designed for comfort, it puts pressure directly on the veins around your rectum. The longer you sit there, especially when you’re not actively going, the more strain you’re putting on those veins. Over time, that pressure builds up and can lead to haemorrhoids. People joke about haemorrhoids like it’s a small issue… until they actually have it. This isn’t just “a little discomfort.” Haemorrhoids can genuinely mess with your daily life in ways people don’t talk about enough. It can start mild, a bit of itching or discomfort. But as it progresses, it becomes something else entirely. Sitting down becomes painful. Walking can feel uncomfortable. Even using the toilet turns into a nightmare Then there’s the bleeding. Imagine going to the toilet and seeing blood not once, but repeatedly. It’s scary, stressful, and mentally draining, even if you know what’s causing it. And for some people, it goes beyond that. Severe haemorrhoids can: •Swell to the point where they protrude outside the body •Cause intense pain that affects sleep and daily activities •Lead to infections or clotting (thrombosed haemorrhoids), which are extremely painful •Require medical procedures and in some cases, surgery Crazy thing is, it doesn’t go away on its own. It can stay for years and years with lots of medication and no changes. Best way is to just prevent it!

You're trying to tell me something important but I'm on a spinning chair

when they're talking to me but I dissociated for a second and now I don't know what they're saying

@FolaLagos @Feran_ade @Ariyike202

This country takes everything from you, little things. No cute little brunch, no girls night, no random cinema dates, because you have to do scale of preference so you don’t suffer. God this is not living.

@joshbanks4pf @therealbanjee

@therealbanjee @Kaytmxm i don't follow?

Currently talking to one of my snap crush, feels good tho. She might see this 😂

“You are so quiet” Abeg na once in a day I dey chop I no get energy to waste.

i retweet more than i tweet

@simply_idera Congratulations are in order, I guess?

Went into the fridge to grab an apple one last time 🙂‍↔️ #soon

@Ariyike202 😭😂

@Kaytmxm You Dey okay so😒

Why are we all acting like we’ve never done something similar before? We all have a favorite ex naw

@Kaytmxm Sorry who are you? Do I know you?