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@RichardC97070 @DreyfusJames By asking her to move her trolley bag out of the aisle so people can pass ? I wouldn’t give a shite . I’d hope any relative of mine would have the sense to not block aisle in first place . Basic manners not to be in the way

@Keith02 @DreyfusJames You really don't make yourself sound like a particularly nice person. How would you like it somebody behaved in this way towards your mother or grandmother?

Every. Single. Time. I. Travel. By. Train. Every. Single. F**king. Time.

@WomenBeingAwful Doesn’t look like a cock & balls , it’s just a very saggy stretched well battered nott. It looks like the mouth of a tired dog.

Yuck

@RichardC97070 @DreyfusJames So for 30 seconds as I waited for doors to open, I had an old biddy stood next to me waving her arm & flapping her gums at me- but I have no idea what was said !! I just smiled & enjoyed my music. I think I muttered ‘daft old bat!’ Or similar.

@RichardC97070 @DreyfusJames Thank the Lord for noise cancelling earbuds ! I asked an old biddy to move her trolley out of aisle other day, so I could get off, she ignored me so I asked again & moved it myself. She took offence & berated me but all I saw was her mouth flapping as I enjoyed Metallica !! 😂

@DreyfusJames @InvictaRegina I just say ‘excuse me ‘ & then sit right there . It is entirely up to tben whether they love their feet (or bag, or leg or anything ) or get it crushed by me.

@AVGirl4Life Ride as long as you can, but everyone knows free rides are better than buying the vehicle

Is she wife material?

@beyoncegarden It is politically correct of me to point out that most of these alphabet enthusiasts are ugly fat women ?

she CLEARED him so bad i’m crying😭

Classic Jim Davidson. You couldn't get away with this these day, this was meant to shock. This is old-school comedy, when people still had the ability to laugh at themselves.

@theallieluna Jesus wept look at the size of that gunt. You could hide under that when it rains

Hi 🥰

@Jesii_ca_M B just because of the carpet burns on knees . That’s my kind of girl

Who should get the job?

@GuilliattMartin @benonwine I don’t think he is , but he helps them out when they’re busy

@benonwine He must be Muslim

When you see this man, what’s the First thing that comes to mind?

@from_kaos @benonwine

@JShooke @KILLTOPARTY She’s under 400lbs so I agree , I walked though a mall earlier this week and the obesity is fucking shocking

@KILLTOPARTY If you've been to a mall lately, she's like a 9/10 by thta standard

Men look at every woman they pass. It means absolutely nothing.

@KILLTOPARTY Newsflash - they’re looking and thinking ‘look at that scruffy cow - still in her pyjamas ‘

@LCLChicago1966 @lexxisfuzzbox Lefty guitsr players are the fucking best. Not just for the rock, but for clearly being different and not giving a fuck, just doing their own thing. Like me !! 🤘🤘🤘🤘

@lexxisfuzzbox She's a lefty, she's gotta be cool!!! And I'm not talkin about politics, fools!

Is playing guitar in a band at almost 40 years old rad or lame?

@CevettoRal65985 @lexxisfuzzbox It is triple rad hat trick , playing guitar , loving rock , and being in a band. Only a hat trick of me, Jennifer r Lawrence & Carmen Electra naked in a hot tub, is a cooler hat trick.

@lexxisfuzzbox Rad!

@lexxisfuzzbox Playing music of any kind is rad , guitsr is the most rad , and rock is the most rad of all. So go figure !! You’ve hit the hat trick. It is the coolest thing in the world (after having sex with hot girls )

@femalebodybuil6 No wonder they’re all morbidly obese

What's your first thought when you see this meal ?.

@RockLovesMe2 🤘

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