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@SpacecatMoonbea @TheGriftReport For months I thought it was a boxers mouth guard !!

Katie Price explodes at husband Lee Andrews and brands their marriage a ‘soap opera’ after yet another humiliating no-show Katie Price, 47, has taken a fresh savage swipe at her “missing” husband Lee Andrews, 42, after he failed yet again to fly back to the UK for their planned Good Morning Britain interview and brand deals. On her new podcast The Katie Price Show with sister Sophie, she raged: “You’ve made me look a massive dk, you’ve made yourself look a massive dk… It’s now become a soap opera.” Katie admitted she confronted him directly: “Don’t do that to me again. Me having to go on live TV without you and make me look stupid.” Sophie didn’t hold back, telling her: “I think he is a fking dkhead and I think you deserve better Kate.” Katie confessed she now agrees with the public criticism, saying his broken promises have given everyone “a reason to say it.” She posted an Instagram clip captioned “Where’s Wal-lee?” and has issued an ultimatum: next week’s podcast will reveal whether he finally arrives in England. Lee remains stuck in Dubai amid reports of a travel ban linked to an alleged £200,000 loan fraud case, which he strongly denies. He posted videos claiming he was at Muscat airport and en route to the UK but photos confirmed he was still at Dubai airport.

@ViQueenie Seven minutes.

How long before Invictus is canceled?

@that_1 He’s got a rounder, more feminine, bottom than his wife.

bored again

@InsightfulWatch He gets more like the Prince Regent in Blackadder every single day. I’ve never worn a Nazi uniform. Have you Harry?

“Jewish group accuses Prince Harry of minimising antisemitism. The Campaign Against Antisemitism said it was ‘extraordinary’ the Duke of Sussex did not refer to the October 7 Hamas attacks in an essay for the New Statesman”. International idiot ‘Prince’ Harry continues to compulsively embarrass himself before the world as he releases AI generated drivel on subjects he knows absolutely nothing about for PR, clicks and cash. As a consequence of Harry’s raging stupidity and astonishing absence of compassion he is targeting ‘high profile’ groups and individuals who have been persecuted, suffered grievously or have been subjected to abuse to try to draw attention to himself and improve his dire public image while pretending to care. In doing so he is highlighting his own woeful ignorance, lack of understanding and manifest unfitness for any role involving any form of international or human rights relations. The fact is that Harry is going well beyond simply being a global jackass and laughing stock now. Harry is hurting people and needs to stop. Harry hurts his family, Harry hurts charities, Harry hurts good and decent hardworking people, Harry hurts the sick, Harry hurts the suffering, Harry hurts the abused, Harry hurts the vulnerable and now he hurts Jews. Just stop Harry. Stop hurting people. Everyone has had enough. The world’s suffering are not fodder to fund your crass, tawdry, antihumanitarian luxury lavish lifestyle with Meghan Markle. thetimes.com/uk/royal-famil…

@Teranova2112 @BBCWorld She can’t believe she’s having to pay for this.

Any ideas why Meghan Markle was so pissed off when on vacation in Australia? I think she sharted. @BBCWorld

@JewishChron He’s here now guys. Don’t worry.

How did we cope without Prince Harry’s wisdom on the Middle East, Anglo-Jewry and Judaism? thejc.com/opinion/how-di…

@sage1411 @Parisia05354687 Wow If I were them, I would go hide in the cave next to Lazarus for the next 50 years, after shaving my head, changing my name, and burning off my fingerprints so I could never be identified (But, unlike them, I happen to be burdened by the human emotion of “shame”)

@spotonwithlink @itslinklauren Porn tea.

“She's touching herself. She's looking real dramatic... she's probably going to be single soon. She's really trying to ramp up the sex appeal.” @itslinklauren on Meghan Markle posing in sultry video. Will the Duchess of Scamalot be single soon? SUBSCRIBE: @SpotOnwithLink?sub_confirmation=1" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">youtube.com/@SpotOnwithLin…

@JR42845598 Sure Jan.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the three bears. Another fairy story. 🙄🙄🙄 Prince Harry and Meghan 'plan masterpiece war film' in new Netflix announcement express.co.uk/news/royal/220…

@RVealingthenarc I wonder if she possesses a redeemable feature….

Meghan at the 2018 WellChild Awards trying to do the “warm with children” PR moment… until the expression drops for half a second when the attention shifts away from her. That tiny mask slip always tells the real story. 👀 #MeghanMarkleExposed #MeghanMarkleIsANarcissist #RevealingTheNarc

@ARamblingRoyal DeLulu and Dedumbdumb.

The simplest resolution is “Just let Megs bankrupt them”- problem solved. Meghan won’t listen to anyone, so let her run with it 😆 “Harry is worried about money & Meghan on the other hand, still believes they're building something enormous & these setbacks are temporary.”

I’m so glad Prince Harry, the statesman, is condemning antisemitism. You can tell it was always a cause near and dear to Harry’s heart. 👏

Harry is learning the hard way that he is irrelevant. He was at least loved, cherished and cared for by his family. His wife turned him against those that would protect him and nurture him. Harry put himself in a pedestal thinking he was bigger than he was. He was wrong. We don’t like you Harry! Take your stupid titles and pretentious nepo baby elite attitude and FO to Africa and live ever after with your family.

@MeghansMole @DeltaSassy She’s viperous.

@DeltaSassy We all saw how pissed she got over a long time staff member touched Harry to get his attention

You can always tell when someone can’t stand children & has no patience being around them Also, why is Meghan always so handsy with men who aren’t Prince Harry?

Just the title of this article made me laugh out loud, but the whole article is rather brilliant. Here's the best line: "Prince Harry is, in effect, some random bloke who lives in California with his wife and kids. But when you have as towering an ego as the Duke of Sussex seems to possess, why let your near-total ignorance of the subject and your lack of any relevant credentials stop you from opining?" Again, allowing Harry, the Earl of DUMBarton, to speak on such matters is PR malpractice. He's not remotely qualified to speak on this matter in the slightest and continues to show himself as an idiot on the international stage. Perhaps Harry wants to be a world class statesmen like his brother or father, but given that he's too dumb to create a podcast on hot chocolate, I believe is also too dumb to have any discernibly coherent or intelligent view on matters in the Middle East. He should stick to surfing in a swimming pool. That's Harry's level. thejc.com/opinion/how-di…

@MariehelleneH Flogging her Only Fans tea.

While Princess Catherine is wowing the public in Italy with thousands of citizens to see her .. Meghan Markle is sharing photos of herself like she’s climaxed on her own slouched in a chair exhausted 🤣🤣🤣🤣instagram.com/reel/DYRymg7jp…

@LairdOfThManor God he’s such a dork. This smells like part of his and his father’s plan to bring him back into the fold, given that he’s not quite a grown up yet.

Prince Harry, once the self-appointed exile hurling hand grenades at the Monarchy, the British public and the country of his birth from the comfort of a Californian olive grove, has suddenly rediscovered Britain’s moral decay with all the theatrical timing of a third-rate actor hearing the paid cameras click. His concerns regarding antisemitism and anti-Muslim hatred are, of course, valid. Any civilised society should recoil at sectarian hatred with utter contempt. But when a man spends six years monetising family betrayal, publicly ridiculing his nation, branding its people unconscious bigots and reducing centuries of constitutional service to the emotional equivalent of a Spotify therapy podcast, one does rather question the sincerity of his latest moral awakening. The difficulty with Harry is not the issue itself. It is Harry. A man who once attended a party dressed as a Nazi now positioning himself as the weary statesman of tolerance is less Churchillian gravitas and more village idiot discovering Wikipedia. The public are expected to applaud his “growth” whilst conveniently forgetting that every reinvention arrives precisely when his/their relevance is gasping for air. And there it is. The familiar Sussex manoeuvre. Attach oneself to an already established social wound, drape it in sanctimony and present oneself as both victim and saviour in one exhausting press cycle. It has become the Dime-store Duchess of Montecito’s entire operating system and Hapless Harry now appears to be running the same software update at full volume. After years spent torching the Royal Family for profit, sneering at Britain from abroad and lecturing the public with the unearned confidence of a gap-year gender-studies student, the sudden attempt to wrap himself in the Union Jack and speak solemnly of “unity” feels about as authentic as a vegan preaching moderation whilst chewing through a bloody sirloin. One suspects this has less to do with principle and considerably more to do with rehabilitation. Poll numbers have collapsed, Hollywood has loudly lost interest, the royal fairy dust is fading and the grim reality has dawned that perpetual grievance is not, in fact, a personality. So now comes the soft-focus rebrand: Harry the compassionate reconciler. Harry the thoughtful patriot. Harry the concerned son of Britain. The trouble is the public possess memories longer than a Netflix trailer. You do not spend years vilifying your country, smearing your family across international television and cashing cheques from its humiliation only to return draped in solemn concern demanding to be taken seriously as the nation’s moral compass. Britain has quite enough problems without being subjected to another episode of “Keeping Up With The Sussexes: Crisis Edition”. Frankly, the whole performance reeks less of courage and more of desperation in an expensive, crumpled, unkempt blazer.

@RoyalDailyTea That comparison is so satisfying. Thanks Michelle!!💕

Now this shows you, you cannot beat real royalty! The crown always wins, people love Catherine the Princess of Wales. Crowds don't lie!