Keith Havers

@harryrose28 @NoCyclopathTO So maybe when you copy random pics and repost them you might check the context first. Oh no, wait... trolls don't do that, do they?

@KeithHavers @NoCyclopathTO I just took the picture Keith I didn’t go through your timeline aha. Honestly couldn’t care less that you go to Tenerife. I’ve done it and it’s nothing special.

This guy needs to be taxed $300 a month to bike

@Kw18191 @PassPixi Says the kicky-ball fan.

@PassPixi Cyclists are the worst breed of people alive

I’ve £10m insurance cover, ride with helmet, high viz, F&R lights, don’t go through red lights or on pavements, fund the roads through my taxes… makes no difference to how drivers behave around me. Warning them I’m using a camera does #Cycling

@NoCyclopathTO That's why every country in the world does it. Oh no... wait a minute...

There are nothing but benefits to licensing cyclists

@RichardWellings Boo hoo.

Motorists pay massive taxes to use the roads, but they're increasingly being banned from significant parts of the network. The policy is now spreading to rural areas, where cars are essential, as part of the power elite's plan to restrict travel. itv.com/news/meridian/…

@cjlpop @NaomiLWood @Skint_Eastwood1 @eairtap1 So if you think an accident is about to happen the top priority is to hit the horn first and then think about brakes and steering. Got it.

@KeithHavers @NaomiLWood @Skint_Eastwood1 @eairtap1 Exactly how you said it does.

British Police 2026: Woman Pulled Over on Way to Hospital Appointment for “Inappropriate Use of Horn” 🤦‍♂️ This is what British policing has come to. A driver is pulled over on her way to a hospital appointment. A pedestrian steps out from a junction without looking. The driver beeps her horn to avoid an accident. The police then stop her and confirm she is being reported for court over “inappropriate use of horn.” Driver: “You’re taking me to court because I came in from a junction and a male was crossing the road, didn’t look and I beeped… is that correct?” Officer: “Yes.” The officer then reads her the caution before stating: “You’ve been reported for the consideration of prosecution for inappropriate use of horn.” This isn’t a joke. While violent crime, knife attacks, grooming gangs, thefts, and burglaries continue to plague communities across the country, officers are spending time and resources pursuing a woman for sounding her horn at a careless pedestrian. When everyday road users trying to drive safely are being dragged toward court for basic defensive actions, but far more serious offences often go under-policed, the public loses confidence in law enforcement. We need police focused on actual crime, not this.

@harryrose28 @CyclingKent101 @NoCyclopathTO Ha ha ha! You think @CyclingKent101 is obsessed with you? Yet you're the one leaping onto threads which are fuck all to do with you.

@KeithHavers @CyclingKent101 @NoCyclopathTO @CyclingKent101 you are absolutely obsessed with me aren’t you? You went totally silent when I put you in your place where you said I blocked you first. You blocked me. I blocked you back. Leave me alone.

@harryrose28 @NoCyclopathTO The 2 posts prior to that might have given you a clue.

@KeithHavers @NoCyclopathTO How the fuck was I supposed to know that you are on holiday in that picture you thick twat?

@harryrose28 @NoCyclopathTO So why do you insist on posting my holiday pic?

@KeithHavers @NoCyclopathTO Like a previous person pointed out you going to Tenerife is no big deal.

@Andy61932271700 @MaertensDanny @Bikery1966 @let_part There's no 'must' about it. Do as you think fit and let others do their own thing.

@MaertensDanny @Bikery1966 @KeithHavers @let_part So you ride in your work clothes and a pair of shorts.. I must try that on my 10 mile commute 😅

Avoid doing this for a week and you could buy a nice bicycle allowing you to travel free of charge.

@cjlpop @NaomiLWood @Skint_Eastwood1 @eairtap1 "The driver beeps her horn to avoid an accident." How does that work?

@KeithHavers @NaomiLWood @Skint_Eastwood1 @eairtap1 It's just a heads up for dopey people that don't know or care how to cross a road.

@cjlpop @NaomiLWood @Skint_Eastwood1 @eairtap1 It's not compulsory.

@KeithHavers @NaomiLWood @Skint_Eastwood1 @eairtap1 You know you can use the horn while applying the brakes right?

@cjlpop @NaomiLWood @Skint_Eastwood1 @eairtap1 Maybe use the brakes instead?

@KeithHavers @NaomiLWood @Skint_Eastwood1 @eairtap1 It's for idiots that don't look when crossing! Pedestrians will always have the right of way but, that doesn't stop them being stupid.

@NaomiLWood @Skint_Eastwood1 @eairtap1 It's not for intimidating pedestrians, that's for sure.

@Skint_Eastwood1 @eairtap1 Maybe he should ponder why a horn was put on a car?

@mentorthedragon @WhiteCpzdz @D1Bluebird @ClarkeMicah Ha ha ha ha ha! Priceless! Still spouting that old garbage?

@WhiteCpzdz @D1Bluebird @ClarkeMicah It's the cars that pay for the roads, not the cyclists.

.@mentorthedragon. 2/2 That obviously means a redesign of our cities, which currently treat walkers as what you call 'plebs', third-class citizens on broken pavements, fenced in, forced down grim underpasses, with all distances designed to suit car drivers.

@Bikery1966 @Andy61932271700 @let_part I've always wondered why people think you sweat a lot on a bike any more than you would do when walking. On a bike you're coasting some of the time and the wind factor has a cooling effect. I guess it's just an excuse.

@KeithHavers @Andy61932271700 @let_part It’s possible to ride a bicycle without special clothes and without sweating.

@Andy61932271700 @let_part @Bikery1966 Yet people have been doing it for decades.

@let_part @Bikery1966 Most people need a car for things other than commuting. To commute on a bike you need decent clothing, and somewhere to shower and change at work. People overlook all these things when they lecture others to cycle to work and tell them its easy and less expensive

@harryrose28 @NoCyclopathTO We've already been again this year and will be there for another 8 weeks in 2027. If you give me your address I can send you a postcard every week since you're so interested.

@harryrose28 @NoCyclopathTO It's really nice of you to keep reminding me of my annual 2 month break in Tenerife. That picture is from 2025 and I'm getting ready for a ride out. This is how it finished:

@NoCyclopathTO @harryrose28 Sorry. Can't marry you. I'm already spoken for. I appreciate the offer but you'll have to keep on imagining.

@harryrose28 @KeithHavers Can you imagine being married to that?

@CyclingKent101 @harryrose28 @NoCyclopathTO That's his go-to response.

@KeithHavers @harryrose28 @NoCyclopathTO I'm really looking forward to seeing how Harry plans to put all these people in their place. My guess, he'll piggyback on someone else's thread and use the C word.