Kelly Harrison

@PatsBase @5uga5ean @TonyCavalieri3 @Savageboston @ProFootballTalk This is objectively the most hilarious possible response 😂

@5uga5ean @TonyCavalieri3 @Savageboston @ProFootballTalk Would go crazy for sure

The Jaguars may be trying to move into the bottom of the first round tonight, and they’re using Brian Thomas Jr as the trade bait. per: @ProFootballTalk “As the draft approaches, we’re told that the Jaguars may be trying to lay the foundation for a potential trade into the bottom of round one. The potential bait could include receiver Brian Thomas Jr.” 👀

@ShaunMoore_ @ProFootballTalk There’s gotta be a Russini situation behind all of this because it is 100% fake news

@ProFootballTalk The media is so desperate for this to materialize into something. Fake news in the NFL has never been more real when it comes to BTJ Regarding more fake news, if Travis Hunter is suppose to be a “full time corner” then why would they trade BTJ? lol they would be down 2 WRs

The Jaguars gave up their 2026 first-round pick as part of the Travis Hunter trade. They could be trying to get back into round one tonight -- and Brian Thomas Jr. could be part of the effort to get there. nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…

@LongHunter1792 @aakashgupta “God, dad! You just don’t understand the pugilistic attitude!!!!”

@aakashgupta That’s what I told my dad when he caught me. “No, dad, it’s not what you think, it was merely a cadaveric spasm. I was just experiencing instant muscular stiffening, I swear!”

He wasn't masturbating. What actually happened to his body is significantly worse than any joke. When the fourth pyroclastic surge hit Pompeii, it arrived at 300°C. That's 572°F. The thermal human survival threshold is 200°C. This man died in a fraction of a second. His brain stopped before a single pain signal completed its circuit. What you're looking at is cadaveric spasm. It's a rare form of instant muscular stiffening that only occurs during sudden violent death by extreme heat. The 300°C surge cooked the proteins in his muscle fibers so fast that his body locked into whatever position it was in at the exact moment of impact. Arms, legs, fingers, toes all contracted simultaneously. 73% of Pompeii's victims were found frozen in "life-like" stances mid-action. Running. Crawling. Shielding children. This man was probably just lying down. The flexed limb position you're laughing at appears in nearly every Pompeii body. It's called the pugilistic attitude. Heat shrinks tendons faster than bone, curling arms and legs inward. Boxers after a fire look the same way. The position has zero connection to what the person was doing. Pure thermodynamics. For centuries, archaeologists assumed these people suffocated on ash. A 2010 study proved they were wrong. Researchers heated modern human bone samples to various temperatures, compared them to Pompeii victims, and found the color and cracking patterns matched exposure to 250-300°C. Death was instantaneous. There was "no time to suffocate." This isn't even his body. It's a plaster cast of the void he left behind. His flesh decomposed inside the hardened volcanic ash. In 1863, Giuseppe Fiorelli poured liquid plaster into the hollow cavity. What you see is the shape of absence. 9.4 million people looked at a man who was incinerated alive in a quarter-second and the main reaction was a punchline. The science of how he actually died is one of the most disturbing findings in modern archaeology.

@MikeNerdlaw @PokemonGoApp They’re edging you

@PokemonGoApp OH MY GOD.

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@hungoverham @Ihartitz That’s season 3. Season 4 just dropped and brother…..prepare yourself cause it’s getting wild

@Ihartitz Youre missing out. Jessi and Demi (di-me, not pronounced like every single other Demi in the history of the world) are really going at it and even though Whitney is keeping the peace (despite admitting she’s only on the show to grow her fame, got on broadway btw), it’s all a mess

Mrs. Hartitz: “I want to watch Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. Do you just want to watch Monday night football on the other TV?” Me: “Well the season actually … wait, you know what, yes. Great idea.”

@eric_gett @J_Collyay I think he’s frustrated about not getting a DT/Pass Rusher. But I didn’t expect a whole lot of action in FA this year so I’m indifferent, just clarifying what I believe his gripe to be

@J_Collyay Google Travis Hunter Montaric Brown and Jourdan Lewis. Add Jarrian and it’s a top 10 DB room. I understand you are a jags fan and used to FA overspending that didn’t work for 2 decades.

Rams were in the NFC Title Game and their secondary got blown up Theyve been aggressive this off-season making sure that hole is plugged Jags in the Wild Card round let Josh Allen dice them up from Clean Pockets all game Sitting here wondering when the Les Snead protege is going to start acting like Les Snead

@_MRImmaculate @AdamFerrellNFL @RapSheep Right? But they don’t understand “Jags don’t want to trade BTJ”

@AdamFerrellNFL @RapSheep lol to all the people don’t get why the Jags set the price high af

The #Jaguars are seeking 2 first round picks + a “premium player” for WR Brian Thomas, per @RapSheep

@Raindropsmedia1 He’s right. And that’s on 4th grade

Man calls out J. Cole for cosplaying as poor when he’s worth $80 million. He says he’s driving around in a Civic valued around $4,000 while owning a Lamborghini Urus, Porsche 911 Speedster (around $275,000+), Bentley Continental GT, and others.

@TexansCommenter Gene Smith was also trying to save his job at that point, so he maybe ignored a few things lol. But whatever yall are doing has worked out well for you thus far. Defense is stacked with individual talent, but the way they play together as a unit contributes a lot to their game.

@KellyHa87403296 Good call. I’m only hypersensitive to this because Caserio and DeMeco focus on interviews and making sure the player is a culture fit as a prerequisite in the draft

Skipping the opportunity to meet with players physically at the combine and then again with 30 visits is a choice

@TexansCommenter That’s a fair point. We need look no further than Justin Blackmon. He supposedly interviewed really well but there were teams that looked deeper and found out real quick he spent almost all his time in the bars around Stillwater…gotta see it in person to be able to catch it.

@KellyHa87403296 It could work out for them and I get the logic. Each team has their own philosophies and strategies. Time will tell how it works for them. My concern would be to get guys with red flags you may not catch

@TexansCommenter Na it’s not a pivot I know what w top 30 visit is but I can’t lie I did (incorrectly) assume teams use it for mostly 1st round players so ya do got me there. Apparently they feel like they don’t need it so I guess we’ll see how that works out for us

@KellyHa87403296 Sounds like a pivot. 2nd round is late round? 3rd round?

@TexansCommenter I know what it is but how likely is it that the majority of the 30 prospects they invite are late round picks?

@KellyHa87403296 Somebody doesn’t know what a “top 30 visit” is

@DP2Nice @NFL_DovKleiman Idk he seems to scam pretty effectively

@NFL_DovKleiman Yes, he’s more athletic than Tom Brady. I agree with that, but Tom Brady was able to do his job at a way higher level than Logan is able to do his job.

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@patelmagh @firstroundmock He pretty much said “respectfully, I’ll do everything but watch film”

@firstroundmock Yes you are correct but seriously just go watch the film. You’ll see majority of those drops were not Trevor’s fault. He also had a great season. So let’s not lead people to believe whatever agenda you’re putting out. Any QB can play better. 13-4 could’ve been 15-2 but defense.

I think Travis Hunter moving to full-time defense says more about Trevor Lawrence than it says about Travis Hunter. I know my heart sank when I heard, “Jaguars,” and “Travis Hunter,” in the same sentence on draft night last year. My heart sank because Hunter had to go and play with Lawrence. Receiver is a position where their success is completely tied to whoever the quarterback is. My heart sank with Hunter going to the Jaguars, the same way it sunk when Rome Odunze went to the Bears and got stuck with Caleb Williams and when Josh Downs went to the Colts and got saddled down with Anthony Richardson early in his career. It’s just tough for these star receivers when they draw quarterbacks who struggle with accuracy. Lawrence barely had starting level accuracy during the regular season (just over the 60% completion percentage threshold). * Lawrence had a 60.9% completion percentage in 2025. Photo Credit: Getty Images

@DuvalNoShoes @J_Collyay Because* don’t know how that second one got in there

@DuvalNoShoes @J_Collyay Yes, it is. But it’s funny because cause there are people out there who say this and mean it sincerely

Yea but it took him 4.5 years to get to a point where he did something only 1 other person EVER has done Doesn’t count imo

@NFL_DovKleiman BTJ

Who is this NFL wide receiver? 🧐

@giiyutomi @TexansJacob Yea maybe a better defense and they win more games.

@TexansJacob even at his worst he is still better than t law at his best

C.J. Stroud in 2025 had a better EPA+CPOE composite and ADJ. EPA/Play than QBs such as: Lamar Jackson Justin Herbert Trevor Lawrence Bo Nix Baker Mayfield Bryce Young Caleb Williams Jayden Daniels He’ll be back.

@Stroudtodell713 @KeithEd89 @TexansJacob One of em is two stats added together 😂 not even sure if it works like that

@KeithEd89 @TexansJacob Fr, also dont even know wtf half these stats mean😭