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Dan Alper
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Dan Alper
@Kenyonthug
Tougher than a one-eared alley cat. Class of '81. Very happily married to @tits_mcgeeDD
Springfield, VA Katılım Aralık 2010
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Gather round, it’s time. Ours has a dad bod. Thin on top - thick in the middle. But the magic of Christmas will be in the room soon. All the best to you and yours. Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays. What are we working with out there?
#ShowSVPTheTree
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If Pete being AWOL kept the planes from falling outta the sky at the rate you’re working on, perhaps you should give that style of neglect a try, hoss.
Secretary Sean Duffy@SecDuffy
Give me a break. You were basically AWOL at the DOT. I spend my whole day dealing with your neglect and cleaning up your messes. Sit this one out.
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@NormanChad @SecDuffy Either that or “You can’t make this stuff up” (usually after they have, in fact, made something up).
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Give me a break. You were basically AWOL at the DOT.
I spend my whole day dealing with your neglect and cleaning up your messes. Sit this one out.
Pete Buttigieg@PeteButtigieg
The President wouldn't last five minutes as an air traffic controller, and after everything they've been through - and the way this administration has treated them from Day One - he has no business shitting on them now.
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But hey, stick to sports or something
Brian Stelter@brianstelter
>> @ClayTravis: “Sports fans are way past ready to be proud of America again. Interestingly, this is more of a return to where we used to be, and the left-wing woke sports era from around 2014 to 2024 increasingly feels like an aberration, and where we are now feels like a return to normalcy.”
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This week was a wildly extreme example of a trend I'm obsessed with in sports media.
I have consumed, conservatively, 10 hours of NBA podcast gossip this week (80% Luka analysis/conspiracies). Meanwhile, I genuinely don't think I've watched ten consecutive minutes of NBA on TV since the Finals.
On the other hand, I have consumed maybe 15 mins of Super Bowl media content this week (rare case, to be clear; I subscribe to 4 or 5 NFL pods I adore, but my appetite for Luka gossip, plus the rematch nature of the KC-Philly SB, temporarily squeezed them out). Meanwhile, I'll watch every minute of the Super Bowl from the national anthem to the confetti drop.
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@JimmyTraina @DKThomp And it’s even worse for baseball with double the size. Asking people to give up 3-4 hours a night basically every day from April-October is tough if you want to maintain relationships. I was die hard about baseball at 14, not so much at 44.
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@DKThomp Easy for NFL to do with only 17 regular season games. IMO, that’s the No. 1 reason for their success. Every Sunday is a must watch. NBA with 82 regular season games have zero must watches until the conference finals.
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@ryenarussillo Thank you for talking about the WW2 Museum in NOLA on the most recent pod. Like you, I’m a history nerd, and I made time on my bachelor party (over a decade ago) to check it out - it is great! Definitely worth going, even while hungover
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Here’s my view:
I obviously disagree with some of Elez’s posts, but I don’t think stupid social media activity should ruin a kid’s life.
We shouldn’t reward journalists who try to destroy people. Ever.
So I say bring him back.
If he’s a bad dude or a terrible member of the team, fire him for that.
Elon Musk@elonmusk
Bring back @DOGE staffer who made inappropriate statements via a now deleted pseudonym?
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@lthomasnews Nice! My wife and I need to buy tickets to this before it leaves town
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Saw a Lego exhibit and someone built a life-size Poatan.
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@BenjaminSolak I honestly forgot he was still in the league. And I’m a Gator fan - he was awesome at Florida.
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Per Next Ben Stats, Kaiir Elam is going to be targeted more tonight than any other player in the Next Ben Stats era
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@mookiealexander And now it’s going to be in my head the rest of the week.
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Wowwwww I haven't heard that "That's Not My Name" song in forever.
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Appreciate Fox going to commercial with @TheWarOnDrugs right there
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@RileyMcAtee Yeah I needed a far larger Season 1 recap ahead of the premiere episode.
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The thing about Severance returning after 3 years is that in those 3 years I:
- got engaged
- got married
- bought a house
- became a father
Writer's strike or not I just feel like it shouldn't be possible to live that much life in-between seasons of TV! I remember nothing!
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Hey there - maybe just shut the fuck up?
ADL@ADL
This is a delicate moment. It’s a new day and yet so many are on edge. Our politics are inflamed, and social media only adds to the anxiety. It seems that @elonmusk made an awkward gesture in a moment of enthusiasm, not a Nazi salute, but again, we appreciate that people are on edge. In this moment, all sides should give one another a bit of grace, perhaps even the benefit of the doubt, and take a breath. This is a new beginning. Let’s hope for healing and work toward unity in the months and years ahead.
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Discussion of Biden’s advanced age as he goes out continues to eclipse the content I’m really here for, Kamala’s incompetence as a candidate.
Sad!
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You're a sub-par playoff performer until you're not. Narrative can change with just one good run of games.
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@mookiealexander Why are we still using dudes with chains and eyeball spots to determine first downs?
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Why can't the NFL just make the play clock go to tenths of a second like the NBA?
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@sarahcstock Sure, why wouldn’t they? It really doesn’t have to be this hard, or you this hatefully ignorant.
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Jimmy Carter probably found out reincarnation is real and starting his new life as a beaver or something
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@mookiealexander You could say basically the same thing about the Giants.
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OL, WR, CB.
If they spend first three picks on OL that'd be a pretty daming admission about a few of their very recent OL picks.
Under Zone X (Frisco)/Phoenix Check/Stick Slasher2@mattyfbrown
Getting a #Seahawks draft take out there, with the team still technically in postseason contention and not having looked at the ‘24 class yet: Would be fine with them spending their first 3 picks on o-line. Not really how team building works but look at their weaknesses…
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