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@elonmusk This is extremely common in elections. Sliwa is also listed under 2 parties.

Given that he’s on the ballot twice, maybe he can win twice too 🤦‍♂️

@joeroganhq There's a big difference. The claim with Russia was that they influenced the election primarily through social media, which they have done in every election to some degree. It's interference and it has an impact but it's not the same as the claim that actual votes were changed.

Joe Rogan: "They'll pretend that Hillary Clinton didn't do multiple speeches where she said that the election was stolen, Russia stole the election, with no evidence. But when [Trump] questions the election, it's a threat to democracy."

@andrewcuomo @ZohranKMamdani Buddy, Forbes has your net worth at $10 million and Zohran at $200K. How does that make Zohran the rich guy here? Also, your annual rent is less than 1% of your net worth while Zohran is paying out about 14% of his net worth per year. Worth noting, your rent is about 4X his.

Somewhere last night in New York City, a single mother and her children slept at a homeless shelter because you, assemblyman @ZohranKMamdani are occupying her rent controlled apartment. You grew up rich and married an even wealthier woman. You’ve had weddings on 3 continents. You own property in LGTBQIA+ murderous Uganda. You make $142,000 a year plus stipends, and your wife works too, meaning you together likely make well over $200,000. No matter which way you cut it: Zohran Mamdani is a rich person. You are actually very rich. Yet you and your wife pay $2,300 a month, as you have bragged, for a nice apartment in Astoria. That should be housing for someone who needs it. We are in the middle of a historic affordability crisis. Millions of low income New Yorkers need this apartment and an apartment like it. Yet your apartment remains rented to rich people who don’t need it. Today, I am calling on you to move out immediately and give your affordable housing back to an unhoused family who need it. Leaders must show moral clarity. Time to move out.

@andrewcuomo @ZohranKMamdani Are you drunk? You think a person staying in a homeless shelter can afford $2300/month in rent? If you want to get people into housing 1) $2300/month rent isn't getting anyone out of a shelter 2) do something about the vacant properties landlords are keeping off the market.

@tommychong PSIL not included

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@ATTHelp I did. The fact you rescind the credit if I want to pay off the phone is borderline criminal. You basically bought my old phone for $1K and now you're saying you won't pay me if I give you ALL the money I owe at once. How does that make sense? Why am I still with AT&T?

@Kerestesy Appreciate you getting in touch with ATT, we'd be delighted to help you with the complete trade in info. Please send us a private message, so we can go over and provide you a better assistance. CindyD

.@att is the worst! I trade-in my phone, get a $1K credit towards my new phone. It's applied monthly to my bill. I now want to pay off my phone but I lose the $1K credit if I pay it off in a lump sum. Theres no finance fee so why do I only get the credit if it's monthly? @ATTHelp

@golfandstonks Lots of ornamental plants are toxic. Yew trees/shrubs do the same thing as the fruit from White Lotus (cardiac interference) and tons of people have them growing in their yards.

White lotus season 3 finale and series was good. Kept you guessing and wondering. A few things. A suicide fruit in the middle of a resort? Weird. Not cleaning out a dirty blender? Weird. Skipping any reaction from the family at all? Weird.

@natammc Lots of ornamental plants are toxic. Yew trees/shrubs do the same thing as the fruit from White Lotus (cardiac interference) and tons of people have them growing in their yards.

why would the white lotus in thailand have fruit trees on the resort that will kill you… seems like a bit of a liability to me 🫣

@JJWatt Lots of ornamental plants are toxic. Yew trees/shrubs do the same thing as the fruit from White Lotus (cardiac interference) and tons of people have them growing in their yards.

Pretty insane tree/fruit to have just sitting in the middle of a wellness retreat resort (or any resort, ever). #WhiteLotus

@CISG37711 @DukeNBA I agree on the bad calls throughout the game, that’s college ball in general. I disagree on the kick, that wasn’t obvious in real time and that wasn’t a reviewable call.

Insane foul call

@TheLizVariant Lead, tobacco, jello salads

It’s funny cause it’s true. 🤣🤣🤣 Why do you think that is though?

@USPSHelp can you please stop marking things delivered that haven’t been delivered?

That little hook is deadly. Fun to watch.

Dear @Pringles, for the love of Jeebus bring back the bottom ridge so I can click the lid on the bottom of the can. I hate this so much.

Why is Future playing ball for McNeese?

@RpsAgainstTrump Psshhh, I was writing HTML for my Geocities page when I was his age… put me in charge of NASA.

Donald Trump on his son Barron: “He can look at a computer... I turn off his laptop, I said, ‘Oh good,’ and I go back about five minutes later, he’s got his laptop, I say, ‘How do you do that?’.. He’s got an unbelievable aptitude in technology."🤡

@GadSaad @billburr @elonmusk @neuralink “Legalize comedy!” -Elon Musk

Dear @billburr, I hear that @elonmusk is working on restoring mobility to disabled patients and restoring sight to blind people via his work with @neuralink. Is there a way that you can appear on one of the late night shows to explain to the Great Unwashed how this is part of his Nazi takeover? Thank you.

@GadSaad @billburr @elonmusk @neuralink I mean, Elon Musk building mind control chips seems like it writes itself. Probably too much of a layup for Burr.