Kevin Youkillis

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Kevin Youkillis

Kevin Youkillis

@KevinYoukillis

“Billy, that is Kevin Youkillis. That is the Greek god of walks”. Lover of Nordeast beer. Divorced thrice, but still looking for the one. Love the long ball.

Katılım Kasım 2023
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Kevin Youkillis
Kevin Youkillis@KevinYoukillis·
@14yardLine Pretty down about it but Phil usually knows best. I really want winter to be done tho.
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Texas A&M Police
Texas A&M Police@TAMUPolice·
Public Intoxication. Aggie Park. Contacted subject eating a sandwich with a water jug of whiskey. BAC was .337. Released to EMS. #BTHOflorida
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I didn’t think that dumbass Rudy could look any more goofy and then he went and shaved his head
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Kevin Youkillis@KevinYoukillis·
Today I learned my office floor has a slight right to left break but not until about halfway to the paper coffee cup taped to the floor
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Kevin Youkillis@KevinYoukillis·
I am the fucking bee unabomber. When bee’s hear about me, they don’t just run they sell their fucking house. Feel like I should be walking around with a black robe on when I see a bee. Top 3 bee killer in the game and it’s not 2 or 3.
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Kevin Youkillis@KevinYoukillis·
@Sidthekidrice I also went thru the same thing, expect the 15 year old kid hitting called me a pussy after. Punched him out on a wild pitch the next pitch. Was also my retirement following that game.
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Barstool Sports
Barstool Sports@barstoolsports·
How are we supposed to watch football when the Shopping Cart Return championship is going on?
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Timmy :)
Timmy :)@Timmyd124·
don’t be coming in my house pouring no big cups of juice
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Kevin Youkillis@KevinYoukillis·
Cha cha slide at 7:33am inside Walmart definitely plays today
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the 14 yard line that tackled Danny Dimes
@KevinYoukillis Oh I agree. I don't think "blast it to all hell" was the strategy I'd employ. I wonder if tons of new players = new manager next year. I wouldn't be upset with that. Rocco is exceptionally mid. Not bad, not good.
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Kevin Youkillis@KevinYoukillis·
I would love to here @14yardLine’s thoughts on the recent twins trade deadline moves.
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Kevin Youkillis@KevinYoukillis·
@14yardLine My gripe is man I get it, we’re like 12 games back but you have like 80 games left. Why are we selling everything? I don’t think that Rocco is to be without blame either. A lot of dipshit decisions late that have lost us games. But new ownership is needed in the worst way.
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Kevin Youkillis@KevinYoukillis·
Kody Clemens. Rockets son. Keep that name in mind.
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santos-inistas@JDabknee·
Do you think in CARS (2006) getting your oil changed is like a sexual thing or is it more like brushing your teeth?
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jbone
jbone@JustinRost420·
Saying this out of just pure jealousy, but the amount of golf my friends play really makes me think they don’t work. Genuinely might need to delete 18 birdies before i put this pen in my eye ball.
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Weapon 𝕏
Weapon 𝕏@HellRaz0r1776·
Weapon 𝕏 tweet media
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