Kevin Youkillis

@14yardLine Pretty down about it but Phil usually knows best. I really want winter to be done tho.

I need to hear @KevinYoukillis initial reaction.

Public Intoxication. Aggie Park. Contacted subject eating a sandwich with a water jug of whiskey. BAC was .337. Released to EMS. #BTHOflorida

I didn’t think that dumbass Rudy could look any more goofy and then he went and shaved his head

Today I learned my office floor has a slight right to left break but not until about halfway to the paper coffee cup taped to the floor

I am the fucking bee unabomber. When bee’s hear about me, they don’t just run they sell their fucking house. Feel like I should be walking around with a black robe on when I see a bee. Top 3 bee killer in the game and it’s not 2 or 3.

Bitch went from Taylor Swift to Pete Carroll 😂

@Sidthekidrice I also went thru the same thing, expect the 15 year old kid hitting called me a pussy after. Punched him out on a wild pitch the next pitch. Was also my retirement following that game.

I umped one game and will never again for this exact reason

@barstoolsports @joemauersdad

How are we supposed to watch football when the Shopping Cart Return championship is going on?

don’t be coming in my house pouring no big cups of juice

Cha cha slide at 7:33am inside Walmart definitely plays today

@14yardLine Lotta cheap tickets in September this year!

@KevinYoukillis Oh I agree. I don't think "blast it to all hell" was the strategy I'd employ. I wonder if tons of new players = new manager next year. I wouldn't be upset with that. Rocco is exceptionally mid. Not bad, not good.

I would love to here @14yardLine’s thoughts on the recent twins trade deadline moves.

@14yardLine My gripe is man I get it, we’re like 12 games back but you have like 80 games left. Why are we selling everything? I don’t think that Rocco is to be without blame either. A lot of dipshit decisions late that have lost us games. But new ownership is needed in the worst way.

@KevinYoukillis I think I'd run out of characters to do that. Not mad at Falvey. Pohlads are to blame. Can't/won't take them seriously until they have new ownership.

I want my money back @RussoHockey

Kody Clemens. Rockets son. Keep that name in mind.

Do you think in CARS (2006) getting your oil changed is like a sexual thing or is it more like brushing your teeth?

@FatPatCelly @JustinRost420 @Princehasdied Cube treating you well pat?

@JustinRost420 I do like following along and seeing that both @KevinYoukillis and @Princehasdied went OB on 9 today.

Saying this out of just pure jealousy, but the amount of golf my friends play really makes me think they don’t work. Genuinely might need to delete 18 birdies before i put this pen in my eye ball.

@FatPatCelly @JustinRost420 @Johnnykuhn33 @joemauersdad Treating this like game 7.

@JustinRost420 @KevinYoukillis @Johnnykuhn33 @joemauersdad I’ll take $20 on the Vineyard defeating @KevinYoukillis via Knockout

Justin, @KevinYoukillis @Johnnykuhn33 and @joemauersdad vs 1 Vineyard. Place your bets.