Alexandre Deadass

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Alexandre Deadass

@Kevinhalse

Ayy Lmao es Tu Lmao. https://t.co/LvcGgKx14Y https://t.co/h5JLZNkIdh

Albuquerque, NM Katılım Şubat 2011

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Alexandre Deadass@Kevinhalse·16 Kas

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@JDB_SL Vlc media player?

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JDB@JDB_SL·19m

i keep seeing it everywhere

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Cat Damon@CornOnTheGoblin·7h

me: he's a glove that sells hamburger helper girl looking at the posters in my room: no i get it

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RavenIsBored26@RavenIsBored26·6h

Another #ProjectHailMary audiobook scene 👍

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@MorlockP Dudn't

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ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs@MorlockP·10h

wouldn't've

oneeyedalpaca@OneEyedAlpaca

what is your favorite contraction? mine is shan't because it sounds close to shat

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@BoldfaceJames "What's that wikipedia? Thay both survive and save the Earth? Splendid"

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Contra@BoldfaceJames·8h

My mom does this retarded thing where she reads up on a movie before we watch it to determine if its worth seeing and ends up spoiling it for herself

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Alexandre Deadass@Kevinhalse·9h

@mattyglesias i don't want one billion Americans. I don't want the country to turn into a favela because Line Go Up.

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Matthew Yglesias@mattyglesias·13h

In "One Billion Americans," I wrote that we under-subsidize parenting by treating children as if they are some kind of exotic pet. What we don't need to do is start treating pets like children and subsidizing them. slowboring.com/p/dogs-arent-p…

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Matthew Yglesias@mattyglesias·13h

No! No!

Keith Powers@KeithPowersNYC

Pet Owners: It’s time that we make pet food a little bit cheaper. This week, I introduced new legislation to get rid of the sales tax every time you buy pet food.

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vost@foolibuster·15h

burial

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Juniper@adesertdryad·14h

finished Sailor on the Seas of Fate! loved it. The action and world building are excellent, though only the last third really felt like it had to be about Elric specifically. This is fantasy at its best. 5/5

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jon | super vhs@reaction105·19h

pov you need new backgrounds for work calls

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Alexandre Deadass@Kevinhalse·13h

@Howlingmutant0 rookie mistake

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HowlingMutant@Howlingmutant0·13h

“It was great meeting you! At a coffee shop of all places! My name’s Alex! Alex…” - *google search results rush through my mind anticipating the awful things she’ll find if she googles my real name* “-Alexander Pedophile is the name!”

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@PIYO_KAERU