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@BladeoftheS He'll spend that $5 on a long distance phone call to his billionaire pals and call in some favours.

Lets do it.

@Midge1415 @nickshirleyy I think this may be commentary on Tube etiquette.

@nickshirleyy Well, if you come across any, do let us know.

Strong men must be ready to stand up

@JudgeMathers @LASHYBILLS The car didn't even slow down.

@LASHYBILLS Look at the video again, they walked in front of an oncoming car. the car would not have had a chance to stop. The car is one car length in front when they walked out to the road. You as a driver would have hit them too.

A 6-year-old girl and a 15-year-old girl are in critical condition after they were struck by an SUV while walking to school.

@ChShersh I'd given up on Pascal by this point. Modula 2 had been more my thing for a while, or maybe even Oberon.

If you recognise this, take care of your knees

@_ImNotKidding @TotalSeasons At least you'd know it was a deep one.

@TotalSeasons Be honest! Would you want Barron in a foxhole with you? I wouldn't!

He's old enough to serve in Iran then. Or is bone-spurs hereditary?

@PastorAlexLove An obvious fake, you never fly economy.

FAKE

@steonthesea Guess which airport you are landing at here:

As my "Guess the pub" quiz was guessed quite quuckly, I am going to make today's quiz harder.... Guess the airport....

@DrNeilStone You can demand whatever you want till you're blue in the face. I don't think the regime are listening to you.

If your Internet drops out for 5 minutes you freak out 90 million Iranians have had no Internet for TWENTY SEVEN DAYS DEMAND ACCESS NOW 🇮🇷🇮🇷🇮🇷🇮🇷🇮🇷

@Gypsypup13 No, but in the Scouts we had visits to police, ambulance and fire stations. Sliding down the pole was the best bit. Also got to see the bottling machines in action at the nearby United Dairies. All this was eclipsed when, as a student, we visited the steel rolling mill at Redcar.

Did anyone else town do this in the 80s and maybe the 90s. Our local police station used to have fun days where you could sit in a police car and be the bad guy and be put in the back. They'd lock you in a cell so you knew what the inside of 1 looks like.

@PastorAlexLove Wordle 1,741 5/6* ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 🟨🟩⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I concur, stupid Wordle.

Wordle 1,741 5/6 🟨⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟨🟨🟩⬜ 🟨🟩⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Stupid Wordle

@JackSto75339183 @b_beatlejuice @CultivateElevat Define "upside down" scientifically.

@b_beatlejuice @CultivateElevat It's scientificly impossible to live upside down on a wobbling spinning ball traveling over 1.3 million mph

If you say the earth is flat people get livid - yet we were lied to about nukes, viruses, moon landings, vaxxines, carbon dating, history, and all the rest. Question everything my friends. 🙂 @CultivateElevate:e2/Flat-earth-and-a-few-questions:6" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">odysee.com/@CultivateElev…

@floboflo Putting Widders astride a camel would likely lead to an RSPCA investigation for animal cruelty.

@Yellamsarual @Bbmorg Is sex with minors outside marriage any better?

@Bbmorg Don’t worry Bob Trump won’t slave anyone, allow forced and child marriage or endorse female genital mutilation..He’s not Muslim

What’s the difference between the Trump theocracy and the Taliban? Beards.

@nettygibby @floboflo @mistymeana "flouncing" - I like that.

@floboflo @mistymeana Because they always intended on flouncing out like a gaggle of crybabies. Beyond pathetic.

Everyone was astounded. That all 8 were actually in the House of Commons.

@pr0ud_americans Were you on one of those special trains they run in order thwart train enthusiasts by getting between them and the Flying Scotsman as it passes their station? They've probably waited hours on a windswept platform for that one moment...

Check this out.😎 The legendary Flying Scotsman casually outpacing a modern local train. Built in the 1920s with those massive 6’8” driving wheels, she was the first steam loco to officially hit 100 mph back in 1934 — and she made it look easy. Still an absolute icon at 75 mph today. Pure British rail heritage. 🚂💨

@fesshole How did you determine ANPR can't read it? The thing about ANPR is you only know it got you if you don't pay the charge upfront as normal and then get a fine. This is a lie.

Some twat with a towbar reversed into my car. The only damage was to the front number plate. This has somehow stopped ANPR cams from reading it but it's still easily read by humans. A pain in car parks but I haven't paid a congestion charge since.

@Beckyckxy In the 80s the opening credits for BBC's Look North regional news programme had a graphic depicting the Mansfield turnoff on the M1. That is therefore the official southern border on The North.

Guys.. am I up north? I’m thinking midlands but I had to follow signs for the north.. what do u think

@MrBonMot Or GMT - German Mean Time.

British Summer Time. Or as I like to call it, 'Correct time on the Oven Clock'

@MuseumCommodore It would be pretty weird for anyone in the 90s too. Floppy discs were becoming pretty standard from the mid 80s.

Yep! This would sound strange to anyone who got into computing from the year 2000 onward, but we really did spend hours and hours typing in BASIC code from computer magazines. In my case, it was on my Commodore 64. Who else did this?

@Cassandrasl99 It makes sense only in car-centric countries where pedestrians are rare and anyway beneath contempt.

An American complains about receiving a fine for turning left on a red light. I mean...We follow your road rules - you follow ours!