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Mr. Khoisan

Mr. Khoisan

@Khoisano

Rapper, Songwriter, music composer, music producer.

Nairobi, Kenya Katılım Ağustos 2011
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Mr. Khoisan
Mr. Khoisan@Khoisano·
I think Ndii is wise, the political system in Kenya is very filthy and you can’t survive as an honest and clean person, so he made the decision to be filthy to survive in that political space and government, and for him to stay in that filth he must defend that filth. But deep down that’s not who he is and you can see it’s suffocating him.
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WARÚHIÚ
WARÚHIÚ@kamauwaruhiu·
This will be hard to believe, before 2022 David ndii was a very wise man.
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elisha
elisha@elisha2326841·
@Khoisano @amerix The man is too radical even his fellow black South Africans do not trust him
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Eric@amerix·
JULIUS MALEMA has been sentenced to 5 years in prison for gun-law violation.
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Kipsambu Tigentiony
Kipsambu Tigentiony@KipsambuT·
Yamune bloggers huanga wajanja sana.Wakiona TL iko moto they align with the multitudes temperature ikishuka wanaresume tribal bigotry.
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Mr. Khoisan
Mr. Khoisan@Khoisano·
@elonmusk Black people especially Africans are tribal and all sort of nonsense but we are NOT and CANNOT be RACIST..it’s not our idea and we never came up with it. It was purely designed by Apartheid regime and the whites in general.
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk@elonmusk·
The South African laws are literally super racist, plain and simple. It’s not complicated: imagine if the law was called “White Empowerment”, instead of “Black Empowerment”! People would have a seizure 😂 South Africa now has more anti-White laws than Apartheid had anti-Black laws. Think about that for a second … The current South African government has objectively implemented Apartheid 2.0. Shame on them.
Newzroom Afrika@Newzroom405

[WATCH] "Singling out BEE laws is quite dishonest," President Cyril Ramaphosa responds to South African-born American businessman Elon Musk's claims that SA policies are racist. #Newzroom405

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Mr. Khoisan
Mr. Khoisan@Khoisano·
To be fair hata hapa Germany the prices are high,, But if you have a government that think every economic problem we should apply political solutions this is what you get. This is NOT the first time we are having fuel shortages but when it happens politicians ride on the wave and then it’s starts to be a political problem. Politicians lie, government lie, economics DONT lie.
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Nelson Amenya
Nelson Amenya@amenya_nelson·
The KK govt is experiencing a full circle moment and I love it. There’s a certain poetic symmetry to it. The same populist playbook that rides on outrage and quick wins is now colliding with the hard math of governing. Fuel prices don’t care about fake slogans, and reality has a way of collecting its debts with interest. Letu jicho tu.
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Tilingi 🐘
Tilingi 🐘@ArapTilingi·
I sometimes tend to believe Kenyans would have suffered more if Ruto was in power during the COVID period. Uhuru fucked up this economy but he tried all means make sure Kenyans did not suffer more during COVID period.
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Mr. Khoisan
Mr. Khoisan@Khoisano·
@NdindiNyoro Politicians in this country have screwed up big time with economics now it’s catching up and it will eventually..embrace yourself.
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Ndindi Nyoro
Ndindi Nyoro@NdindiNyoro·
Fuel prices must have the three components. Subsidies. Reduction of VAT. Reduction of Fuel levy. We are African and Africa is our Business..
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David Maraga
David Maraga@dkmaraga·
In another sign of misplaced priorities, the Deputy President spends 8 Million Shillings in a day on helicopter services while Kenyans are dying because our hospitals lack equipment and medicine. I stopped by at the Kericho referral hospital in solidarity with the doctors and nurses who work in extremely difficult conditions to save lives. Let’s register to vote, end SHA and send this thieving regime to Kamiti. #ChukuaKura #UkatibaCaravan
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WILLIE OEBA
WILLIE OEBA@WillieOeba·
Mnakuwanga selfish sana. The employed wananiita kwa lavish hotel after work hours 7-10 pm. Ni travel from Nakuru kuperfom for passion. Msiniite ka hamnikanji !!
Butt-Head@tomatomact17715

@WillieOeba Wewe ni fraud. You shafted our rotaract club by demanding small small payments for "educating" niggas. Shenzi sana

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Juliani.ke 🇰🇪
Juliani.ke 🇰🇪@JulianiKenya·
We are picking up the pieces slowly slowly! Think agribiz + Circular economy. After demolition of our building, we still have programs running, still supporting community organisations in D. We hope to launch TAPO soon and raise for a new community centre. @DandoraHHC
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Mr. Khoisan
Mr. Khoisan@Khoisano·
I remember when there was a time Safaricom used to listen to the customers. Before you launched a new product create sensitization, allow people to understand how it works if they are home or abroad. What they can do just incase something goes. It’s like taking a shower and za zile uko na povu kwa mwili mzima ndio landlord anabadilisha pipe ya maji. Meeen I miss Bob Collymore.
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Safaricom Care
Safaricom Care@Safaricom_Care·
@KamauKamau_ Hi @KamauKamau_ We know the old M-PESA App ilikuwa smooth kabisa. My OneApp brings M-PESA & MySafaricom together with enhanced security and more features. We know the experience may feel different right now, we are still improving the experience, and your feedback matters^SG
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Name so nice you say it twice
The M-Pesa app was lightweight, intuitive and seamless. Now, @Safaricom_Care why would you replace it with that ugly, bloated, non functional and horribly named mess called "My OneApp"? Uninstalled and back to SIM toolkit 🤝🏾
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Mr. Khoisan
Mr. Khoisan@Khoisano·
@Safaricom_Care @KamauKamau_ As a long time customer I would like to say that, your logo for the new App can be made better.. The new one is ok but it can be excellent.
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Ademba Allans
Ademba Allans@Ademba_47·
875,501 new registered voters since 1st of April (as of 10th of April) By the 7th of April, we were at 632420 That means 243,081 new voters within 2 days That means at least 100k new voters daily. By the end of EMVR, it is possible to hit 3M new voters.
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Mr. Khoisan@Khoisano·
@TheNjoroge @rtunguru I had the same problem but I think they are fixing it, but if you follow the procedure it works well.
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Francis Wanjiku
Francis Wanjiku@TheNjoroge·
I am putting together a class action suit against Safaricom for disabling access Mpesa to Kenyans/users in Diaspora. This is not the first time that national platforms have been used to disadvantage Kenyans in the diaspora. Remember, last year I raised the fact that the Judiciary also disabled access to Efiling and Causelists to Kenyans in the diaspora.
Safaricom Care@Safaricom_Care

@Awe_____Sam , sorry the App does not operate where the sim card has not been detected or is not in the phone. To detect the sim card is requires connection to mobile data. ^WG

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Francis Wanjiku
Francis Wanjiku@TheNjoroge·
@MungaiMacharia_ Read so that we can discuss from a point of knowledge. @2025-11-04" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">new.kenyalaw.org/akn/ke/act/201…
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Safaricom PLC@SafaricomPLC·
@Khoisano Apologies, we still working on making the app run seamlessly. ^LN
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Mr. Khoisan@Khoisano·
@SafaricomPLC I leave outside the country and even after activating your new App with my safaricom line,,when I go back to my line in my residence country I can’t access the App. How do I open the App with my other line on my phone without going back to my safaricom line..Kindly assist.
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Mr. Khoisan
Mr. Khoisan@Khoisano·
@SafaricomPLC I have already done that..and accessed the App, the challenge is my phone uses one Sim card so when I switch back to the other sim which is in my country of residence it still ask for the same procedure. How can I handle this?
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Safaricom PLC
Safaricom PLC@SafaricomPLC·
@Khoisano Hi, Khoisano. For now, you need to have Safaricom number slotted in the phone to access the APP. ^NW
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Mr. Khoisan@Khoisano·
@SafaricomPLC I leave outside the country and even after activating your new App with my safaricom line,,when I go back to my line in my residence country I can’t access the App. How do I open the App with my other line on my phone without going back to my safaricom line..Kindly assist.
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Mr. Khoisan
Mr. Khoisan@Khoisano·
@SafaricomPLC I have already done that..and accessed the App, the challenge is my phone uses one Sim card so when I switch back to the other sim which is in my country of residence it still ask for the same procedure. How can I handle this?
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Safaricom PLC
Safaricom PLC@SafaricomPLC·
@Khoisano Hello @Khoisano , sorry about that. Kindly note to access the One app the Safaricom sim card must be present on your device as the default sim card and also mobile data on. ^EJ
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