Kieron

@UtdMaI @Czooba “Pure Barclays era numbers” when the BPL started 7 years after Le Tissier set the record. 🤣

@Czooba It’s actually a crazy stat 😭 pure Barclays era numbers… Makes you realise how insane those old Premier League players were. Even for Bruno Fernandes, beating that record might genuinely be difficult man.

Man United fans, do you think Bruno Fernandes can break the record for most goals scored by a midfielder in a PL season?

@VINCENT97536095 @BBCBreaking Who said it was doom and gloom? They are just reporting the facts. Sounds like you’re the one looking at life through a negative lens.

@BBCBreaking Why is everything you say and do nothing but gloom and doom? Can’t we just enjoy a rare sunny bank holiday weekend? Next you’ll be stroking your collective chins thoughtfully wondering why there’s such high rates of depression and poor mental health in this country.

Hottest May day ever is recorded in the UK, with temperatures still rising - follow live bbc.in/4dHiL63

@MarkLazerus This might be the worst list I’ve ever seen. Wow.

Star Wars, correctly ranked:

@utdrobbo Genuinely all on Amad. He’s so useless.

@StokeyyG2 2:28:45

About to run the Birmingham Half Marathon, closest guess to my finish time gets £100…

@dnsrff4l @ohnePixelUpdate You shouldn’t be admitting that.

@ohnePixelUpdate Only person I’ve ever consistently subbed to is summit

ohnePixel did not stream on Twitch this month He is currently earning $100,000 from paid subscribers

@Ball_spectator @FPLfrasier @FFScout If you’re going to have a football account, at least be factual. Haaland wasn’t at City in the 19/20 season so that’s irrelevant. Aguero scored 2 headed goals in that season - he’s 5’8 and hardly a target man. The other striker was Jesus and the same applies to him.

@FPLfrasier @FFScout And he had Sergio Aguero/Erling Haaland waiting in the box

Want to hear the craziest stat? In the season KDB got the PL assist record, he attempted 304 crosses in the whole season. OPTA stats via @FFScout

@Aa12ane @she8ty @FPLfrasier Yeah and it’s less than all of this list.

@she8ty @FPLfrasier This summer alone was €200m+

Where United on this list??

@wdsfinest01 Nobody went out for St George’s in the first place.

@RoadrunnersOut @drsportsmedia Just making up numbers for the love of the game. 🔥

@drsportsmedia 30 matches vs 50+ matches played btw

Arne Slot has now lost more games for Liverpool this season than Ruben Amorim did for Man Utd last season! 😳

@jomezo101 @ProjHailMaddie @duncsquire Yeah, just double checked and it was “Always muscles?”. Appreciate these little details.

@KieronLeeee @ProjHailMaddie @duncsquire It was something like “I have muscles? Always? Or new?” It was funny

Why is sciene teacher ripped, question?

@ProjHailMaddie @duncsquire Also, in the film, on his whiteboard when he is questioning himself, one of them is “I have muscles?” or something like that - as if he was sorta aware he didn’t previously.

@duncsquire in the book his muscles have been continuously electrically stimulated while he was in the coma to avoid muscle atrophy, so he's much more muscular on the ship than he was on Earth

@AnthonyDaytv Where’s dessert?

Today's lunch!

@joshpearson180 Is that the name of the referee?

@MrAdamAp @BenJNissim @DreamHack Where are the listen-ins?

More bars More active screen management during down time Better crowd mics Less @BenJNissim Got our list of fixes for tomorrow. Hope you enjoyed day 1 of Birmingham so far. Probably the most packed Friday of my career. @DreamHack is dope

@Sykko_xo @MarathonDevTeam I mean it was. You could do a 10-25k loot run in 10 mins.

@MarathonDevTeam DAMN that's fast work! The exploit wasn't even that impactful tbh, you could only loot such a small part. But good to see you take even minor exploits this serious. Nice breath of fresh air from Arc that took months and months to fix exploits we knew about since the start.

We have deployed a server-side update to fix an issue on Outpost where Thief Runners could bypass the Pinwheel challenge. No client update is required.

@jxlarrea @theburntpeanut He’s already been playing it off stream…

@theburntpeanut There's no way you are playing this without getting paid for it lmao

MARATHON | 12 P.M. CT

@CooberOfMan @ChooChooMMA @Zer0nenine6 @PaulTassi

@ChooChooMMA @Zer0nenine6 @PaulTassi double the player count of marathon as we speak btw

I’ve been playing buuuuut it could be better, I’ll say that. Definitely needs gains from here, not falloff

@WholesomeRaf @MarathonTheGame 3 months is a long time in video games nowadays.

@MarathonTheGame My reservation is that with a tight schedule, season every 3 mths there’s going to be a lot of fomo pressure Videogame is not TikTok, I don’t want to be bombarded with new shit until my brain is fries

In Marathon... 🔹Seasonal gameplay content is free for all players to access or earn, including zones and Runner shells 🔹There is no pay for power 🔹Rewards Passes do not expire 🔹You can buy previous seasons' Rewards Passes if you wish 🔹You unlock rewards in your Rewards Passes using SILK, which is earned by playing the game. SILK cannot be purchased. 🔹Premium Pass Rewards only include cosmetics, not gameplay items 🔹Cosmetics are also earnable through the Codex, with others available for purchase 🔹The premium currency LUX can only be used for cosmetics – not gameplay advantages

@kieraandixon @bet365 Someone’s upset.

@bet365 Nowhere near

Is Bruno Fernandes currently the best player in the Premier League? 🇵🇹