Sambo

@KKam717 @ConorBlack2007 @Biggest_Pappy69 @IanWright0 Why are you talking about yourself in third person?

@ConorBlack2007 @Biggest_Pappy69 @IanWright0 Bro doesn't even know the rules smh 😭😭

🤬🤬🤬 knew he'd buckle ! Home side gets that pen!

@RT1424159156345 @judeblay get a dog up ya

@judeblay Australians are scum, they way the speak to people is distrusting, but hey, never met an Ozzy on benefits, never heard of a Ozzy murder children in the Uk.

We might need to have a serious conversation about the amount of Australians in London now 💀 why are there so many!? They’re never in the immigration conversations!

@BenMcAleer1 the eyebags make it

I’ve watched this five, maybe six times today, and it’s still an absolute 10/10

@Turbinetraveler Changi Drift

Singapore Airlines Airbus A380 vacates the runway at excessive speed, skidding the nose gear at Heathrow—now both tires are cooked, and a wheel change is required. Meanwhile, the pilot flying will be having tea and biscuits after the return flight back to base in Singapore. Video from April 2024. 📹: AviationHunters (YouTube)

@Xilo_K Did you learn any German while you lived here?

Zurich is the most drab place I have ever lived in. Leave. Go into debt if you have to.

@CrazyMTNs @Goku21784751139 @ChrisNoble49255 @oiolimate @aus_pill Yeah alright seppo.

@Goku21784751139 @ChrisNoble49255 @oiolimate @aus_pill The demise of Australia continues.

Ben Roberts-Smith > 6’7, 250lbs (200cm, 110kg) > Taliban described him as the ‘big soldier with blue eyes’ > Fought with crusader’s cross patch > SASR, Victoria’s Cross recipient

@exxcllnt @theserfstv

@theserfstv it's offensive because it uses the words shit and fuck before showing the same safe liberal values as every other show

It's Always Sunny is still on tv and is more offensive in a single episode than Friends was in the totality of its run

@HacobVanDipyan @JurreJanWeijer @stats_feed Sarcasm is supposed to be clever or funny though

@JurreJanWeijer @stats_feed I actually know quite some Dutch people… As a person who is Dutch and grew up in Holland. Have you heard of “sarcasm”?

English skills ranking: 1. Netherlands 🇳🇱 2. Singapore 🇸🇬 3. Austria 🇦🇹 4. Denmark 🇩🇰 5. Norway 🇳🇴 6. Sweden 🇸🇪 7. Belgium 🇧🇪 8. Portugal 🇵🇹 9. South Africa 🇿🇦 10. Germany 🇩🇪 11. Croatia 🇭🇷 12. Greece 🇬🇷 13. Poland 🇵🇱 14. Finland 🇫🇮 15. Romania 🇷🇴 16. Bulgaria 🇧🇬 17. Hungary 🇭🇺 18. Slovakia 🇸🇰 19. Kenya 🇰🇪 20. Philippines 🇵🇭 Excludes countries where English is the primary native language. According to EF English Proficiency Index

@Smokey_mo_ @jackray_03 Calling him less than average is delusional.

@jackray_03 He’s a massive massive part of everything that’s gone wrong with us, less than average player with a rocket of a shot

@kk_ftp @Xking332 Is the UAE also forcing you to censor your swear words? You must be fuming having to live in that miserable grey island of England then 😂

@kk_ftp @Xking332 How is sharing a picture of the airport and warning her mates „fucking around“? 😂 Just shows again what a backwards society the UAE is

Total chaos in Dubai once again. This time, a 25 year old female flight attendant from England has been arrested. She was afraid to fly to Dubai because of the explosions. But her airline assured her the situation was not too dangerous. She believed Dubai was downplaying the destruction. So she took a photo of the heavily damaged airport to show her airline that her safety was at risk. She warned her colleagues not to visit Dubai on WhatsApp. Now she has been arrested. 2–5 years in prison. Source: Daily Mail.

@kk_ftp @Xking332 Does not apply here.

@GanthonyReen @Milo_Edwards mashallah mate

@Milo_Edwards Praying to Bromley 5 times a day

malaysian airlines inflight map remains undefeated for producing the funniest images i’ve ever seen

@stonerimpson305 @alwaysunnyooc you‘ve been had lad

@alwaysunnyooc Shut yo bitch ass up

Always Sunny was ruined when Mac came out and it’s completely unwatchable with all the woke bullshit.

@AbdoDameen @Rileyskitten1 Love the optimism!

@Rileyskitten1 lol. We aren’t beating none of them.

we could actually top the fucking group cmon you cunts

@GadSaad @BenStiller @ZohranKMamdani Yet another thing boomer Gad Saad falls for (besides the numerous AI slop videos). True academic

Oh so @BenStiller is no longer a fan of @ZohranKMamdani.

@jugginj @Schmidt_Julio_C @dirkvdberg68 @aviationbrk „Dawg its just an engine fire“ 🤣 You should‘ve done the onboard announcements

@Schmidt_Julio_C @dirkvdberg68 @aviationbrk Dawg it’s just an engine fire shit the engine down and we continue to fly on one engine..Obviously you see it was still flying normal with the fire..It isn’t the end of the world..

Delta Air Lines Airbus A330-323 returns safely to Sao Paulo Guarulhos International Airport after failure of its left engine shortly after departure. In a statement the airline said, "Delta Flight 104 from Sao Paulo to Atlanta returned to the airport shortly after takeoff on Sunday night after a mechanical problem with the aircraft's left engine. The Airbus A330-300 landed safely and was met by the airport firefighting team (ARFF), and the passengers were taken by bus to the terminal. The safety of our customers and crew is our highest priority. We apologize to our customers for this delay in their travels."

@KnockoutAudit Fucking hell the UK is a shithole 🤣

The Wigan Weasel Mad Arrest Scene in Wigan obstructed by a weasel in a trench coat

@_KrisAlty @mcandidate I would immediately start taking heroin and shouting at cars. Just to be on the safe side.

@mcandidate Is he just not aware how bad it looks for someone if he endorses them? If Jake Humphrey made a positive video about me, I'd change my ways immediately

see PowerPoint FC have come out to bat for Rosenior

@fantasygreed @plebcapital @wilmsfront @dannolan @aussiewongm your best case scenario is that you arrive in france so yeah i‘d say you‘re cooked

@plebcapital @wilmsfront @dannolan @aussiewongm i’m flying from philly to france am i cooked coach?

have that beautiful covid sinking feeling of being pretty sure none of the flights I have booked for this year are going to happen but also I'm definitely not getting the cash back