The Monk

#ChatWithZuri Hello. Why has my Safaricom line been frozen, locking me out of phone calls and all other Safaricom services this morning? This is the only way I can reach you, and I need a speedy resolution to this. David

@bostonlord40 @TSC_KE @KuppetKenya @AkeloMisori @ombokomilemba @StandardKenya @citizentvkenya Good afternoon, Sir. I wish to engage with you on the above matter.

@TSC_KE @KuppetKenya @AkeloMisori @ombokomilemba @StandardKenya @citizentvkenya the other day sensationally claimed that at his home area(Bungoma), in a class of around 50 students, 35 had been impregnated by their teachers, please substantiate these serious claims.

I need LG C3 OLED TV (75"). Kindly reach out to me if you know or are a plug

@gabrieloguda Creases

Class, what is happening to the pressure?

@Georgekiprop96 @RoninMaxx @Ma_kiski Redio tena?

@RoninMaxx @Ma_kiski 😂crypto mining na hizi radio?

End of the road. After 4yrs now have to quit and tell 9 people I have no work for them anymore.

@benanuale @Colonel_edu @Savedidbot

@Colonel_edu 🤣🤣😭

Fuck you. Fuck your challenge and Fuck your promoter

@StJohnKenya Thank you for the feedback

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@olympusmons25 @Kimtai_Franklin Thank you very much (they are inexplicably expensive)

@KimaniKim @Kimtai_Franklin Cheki huku whizz.co.ke/products/sport…

@Ziloopi @AokoOtieno_ If I need 1 piece only? Can I get it? Price ...

@AokoOtieno_ Hii ni msuri ya weekend.. ... Endeleeni kabisa. We are open

Asamo lives in an SQ in Buru and cooks with a 6k gas on a stool He's 45 and is uglier than his mama's ageing vagina His biggest achievement is starting kiosk ya chips in Kisumu which flopped We worked Bunge, akaniomba but nikapea Mbadi. He's hurt to date. Check his tweets

@SM_foxglove @Pcee163 @omwambaKE We understand and appreciate you Sir. We know you TAUGHT yourself and never attended any classes. You hate authority

@olympusmons25 @Kimtai_Franklin Where can one get a good one?

@Kimtai_Franklin Any rules on Crossbows.?. Like modern advanced one's

@brnkimani @amerix Namesake, I need your hand and guidance. Kindly

@amerix If you are not sure where to start, send me a message. I will guide you.

This new month, Utilize your WiFi and bundles to learn - HTML - CSS +Bootstrapp - JavaScript ( Express.js) Don't waste Wifi watching mindless videos, watching noisy politicians, betting and pornography. Diversify your knowledge and skills. #ManDay

@Bossyator His contacts, please...

I met this Gypsum Technician called Sam from Tanzania and I can only say I am wowed by his work. By the way he makes his own cornice moulds on site depending on the shape that the particular piece of work demands.

@zionpearl @Gaddafess If Stupidity had a face..... BTW, this is from a woman to a pregnant one....

Aki nimeJam...or is it kuskia mbaya. Let me tell you something ironical, I was so pressed so I decided to go to a church kuomba washroom. PCEA kahawa farmers, breh straight up I've been told no kwa gate ati not allowed. Guess where I was helped, a freaking bar hapo chini.

@GinsonMurangiri @Murakariuki Done

@KimaniKim @Murakariuki Open dm

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@GinsonMurangiri @Murakariuki Let us talk bro

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@_Natasha254_ In sync?

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NEWS JUST IN: In a witheringly brutal statement just sent to newsrooms, Azimio leader Raila Odinga has warned William Ruto against using his powers as Commander-In-Chief to overthrow the Constitution. He has also informed Ruto that if the Gov't decides to turn Tuesday's protest to assassinate him, then, he, Raila Odinga, will come out of his house on Tuesday ready to die.

@shah_limo @mulamwah @254_icon Who, your wife?

@mulamwah @254_icon I was asking my wife same question 🤔. He is suffering silently.

Is President Ruto okay?