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@KimaniKim

I - Eat life with a big spoon :: Respect other people's opinions if they resonate with what I believe in :: Love God, family and humour :: Live and let Live

Thika, Kenya Katılım Temmuz 2009
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The Monk
The Monk@KimaniKim·
#ChatWithZuri Hello. Why has my Safaricom line been frozen, locking me out of phone calls and all other Safaricom services this morning? This is the only way I can reach you, and I need a speedy resolution to this. David
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The Monk
The Monk@KimaniKim·
I need LG C3 OLED TV (75"). Kindly reach out to me if you know or are a plug
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Gabriel Oguda
Gabriel Oguda@gabrieloguda·
Class, what is happening to the pressure?
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RIP Rex Masai
RIP Rex Masai@Ma_kiski·
End of the road. After 4yrs now have to quit and tell 9 people I have no work for them anymore.
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St John Ambulance Kenya
St John Ambulance Kenya@StJohnKenya·
This fully equipped First Aid Kit is available for Ksh 3000 only. Unakaa aje bila First Aid kit? Chat me up on WhatsApp 0742 777 999.
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Maverick Aoko
Maverick Aoko@AokoOtieno_·
Asamo lives in an SQ in Buru and cooks with a 6k gas on a stool He's 45 and is uglier than his mama's ageing vagina His biggest achievement is starting kiosk ya chips in Kisumu which flopped We worked Bunge, akaniomba but nikapea Mbadi. He's hurt to date. Check his tweets
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Kimani
Kimani@brnkimani·
@amerix If you are not sure where to start, send me a message. I will guide you.
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Eric
Eric@amerix·
This new month, Utilize your WiFi and bundles to learn - HTML - CSS +Bootstrapp - JavaScript ( Express.js) Don't waste Wifi watching mindless videos, watching noisy politicians, betting and pornography. Diversify your knowledge and skills. #ManDay
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Yator Boss☚
Yator Boss☚@Bossyator·
I met this Gypsum Technician called Sam from Tanzania and I can only say I am wowed by his work. By the way he makes his own cornice moulds on site depending on the shape that the particular piece of work demands.
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Wanjiru wa Ndooro
Wanjiru wa Ndooro@Gaddafess·
Aki nimeJam...or is it kuskia mbaya. Let me tell you something ironical, I was so pressed so I decided to go to a church kuomba washroom. PCEA kahawa farmers, breh straight up I've been told no kwa gate ati not allowed. Guess where I was helped, a freaking bar hapo chini.
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Junior Mechanic
Junior Mechanic@Murakariuki·
Do you have a brilliant business idea that would require 100-200k KSH to execute? Would you consider funding for equity? Get in touch in my DM with a short description of your idea. RT widely we might empower a hustler on your TL
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Riddler
Riddler@GinsonMurangiri·
@Murakariuki 120k, we invest in capital markets, you own the accounts, I'll manage the trading platform. The only commodity we trade is Gold. ROI weekly minimum 10k, maximum risk 3k per trade, trade lot size 0.03, daily targets ,$20-30 - 5 days a week.
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kraft kenya
kraft kenya@Kraft_kenya·
@gabrieloguda We have the light at the end of the tunnel. Things will get better. And it's made in kenya Shoji Floorlamp Ksh5500 kraftkenya.com
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Gabriel Oguda
Gabriel Oguda@gabrieloguda·
NEWS JUST IN: In a witheringly brutal statement just sent to newsrooms, Azimio leader Raila Odinga has warned William Ruto against using his powers as Commander-In-Chief to overthrow the Constitution. He has also informed Ruto that if the Gov't decides to turn Tuesday's protest to assassinate him, then, he, Raila Odinga, will come out of his house on Tuesday ready to die.
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